r/dndmemes • u/valsagan Artificer • Nov 13 '21

they're not rare, De Beers manually controls the market price by limiting the amount of diamonds on the market. Lore meme

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Ah feck.

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u/trufflesthewonderpig Nov 13 '21

This made me laugh. Fits the Gru meme perfectly.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

Breaking News: Furry convention bombed by a raving lunatic! "We are not furries!" claims one of the survivors.

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u/zmbjebus Nov 13 '21

Can you add systemic racism to your game? Reincarnation could be a risky gamble then.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

My tiefling player already had to escape witch hunts, there's plenty of racism to go around. Unfortunately, I also have a druid player, who already established herself as "that cool wizard who can speak with animals and cure your cat!", so introducing bigotry against druids would not make sense without some serious incident inciting it.

I prefer to think of this as a fatal flaw of BBEG's plan, which she is not aware of (yet).

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '21

I guess we're gonna have to kill all the druids too.

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u/TheMinions Nov 13 '21

Laughs in Zealot Barbarian