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r/dndmemes • u/sonofsarkhan Paladin • Mar 25 '21
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Sorry, I'm a caprisun! It's in my nature!
115 u/BloodBrandy Warlock Mar 25 '21 So you stab people with a tiny yellow straw? 53 u/Mobius1424 Mar 25 '21 You'd need ungodly high rolls to hit with that though. Those tiny yellow straws are notorious for slipping on the sections they're supposed to pierce. 19 u/Whoopa Mar 25 '21 So aim for the nose and you’ll hit an eye! 6 u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21 "The straw slips by the nose" "Oh..." "Into his eye" "Oh!" "And then it bends" "Oh..." 4 u/josborne31 Mar 25 '21 Easiest to just flip the bag over and shove the straw through the bottom of the pouch. 1 u/cbiscut Mar 26 '21 Nah, THEY'RE the caprisun. They like to be penetrated violently and drained of their sweet fluids. 79 u/Dinsy_Crow Mar 25 '21 Innocent NPC: Why are you murdering me!? Edgy Rogue: I'm a scorpio lol! 4 u/pulkittagarwal Mar 25 '21 OOC : That's a scorpio. 3 u/GloInTheDarkUnicorn DM (Dungeon Memelord) Mar 26 '21 Lmao in my experience the Scorpios that have to tell everyone they’re a scorpio are the absolute worst about this. 35 u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21 "Sorry I'm a saggytits, so naturally I'm..." *googles* "...disappointed by the fact that I'm not good at everything? So I'm prone to abuse substances???" 2 u/rares215 Mar 26 '21 Shit, today I learned I'm a saggytits. 8 u/enter-alt-name-here Mar 25 '21 They didn't respect the pouch 3 u/JordantheGnat Mar 25 '21 Dude same! I’m such a capsaicin, I love the spice of life
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So you stab people with a tiny yellow straw?
53 u/Mobius1424 Mar 25 '21 You'd need ungodly high rolls to hit with that though. Those tiny yellow straws are notorious for slipping on the sections they're supposed to pierce. 19 u/Whoopa Mar 25 '21 So aim for the nose and you’ll hit an eye! 6 u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21 "The straw slips by the nose" "Oh..." "Into his eye" "Oh!" "And then it bends" "Oh..." 4 u/josborne31 Mar 25 '21 Easiest to just flip the bag over and shove the straw through the bottom of the pouch. 1 u/cbiscut Mar 26 '21 Nah, THEY'RE the caprisun. They like to be penetrated violently and drained of their sweet fluids.
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You'd need ungodly high rolls to hit with that though. Those tiny yellow straws are notorious for slipping on the sections they're supposed to pierce.
19 u/Whoopa Mar 25 '21 So aim for the nose and you’ll hit an eye! 6 u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21 "The straw slips by the nose" "Oh..." "Into his eye" "Oh!" "And then it bends" "Oh..." 4 u/josborne31 Mar 25 '21 Easiest to just flip the bag over and shove the straw through the bottom of the pouch.
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So aim for the nose and you’ll hit an eye!
6 u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21 "The straw slips by the nose" "Oh..." "Into his eye" "Oh!" "And then it bends" "Oh..."
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"The straw slips by the nose"
"Oh..."
"Into his eye"
"Oh!"
"And then it bends"
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Easiest to just flip the bag over and shove the straw through the bottom of the pouch.
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Nah, THEY'RE the caprisun. They like to be penetrated violently and drained of their sweet fluids.
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Innocent NPC: Why are you murdering me!? Edgy Rogue: I'm a scorpio lol!
4 u/pulkittagarwal Mar 25 '21 OOC : That's a scorpio. 3 u/GloInTheDarkUnicorn DM (Dungeon Memelord) Mar 26 '21 Lmao in my experience the Scorpios that have to tell everyone they’re a scorpio are the absolute worst about this.
OOC : That's a scorpio.
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Lmao in my experience the Scorpios that have to tell everyone they’re a scorpio are the absolute worst about this.
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"Sorry I'm a saggytits, so naturally I'm..."
*googles*
"...disappointed by the fact that I'm not good at everything? So I'm prone to abuse substances???"
2 u/rares215 Mar 26 '21 Shit, today I learned I'm a saggytits.
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Shit, today I learned I'm a saggytits.
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They didn't respect the pouch
Dude same! I’m such a capsaicin, I love the spice of life
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u/Burning_Toast998 Mar 25 '21
Sorry, I'm a caprisun! It's in my nature!