r/dndmemes • u/Interneteldar DM (Dungeon Memelord) • Nov 11 '24
"I'm doing fine over here, guys." Goblin Deez Nuts
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u/GreyFeralas Nov 12 '24
What the hell is a masturbator demon?
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u/Pewpewgilist Nov 12 '24
I dunno, but it sounds like the fighter should be able to solo it
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u/Interneteldar DM (Dungeon Memelord) Nov 12 '24
I just clarified with the DM. It's officially called a Yagnaloth. The DM described one of its arms as much more muscular than the other, and you know how D&D players are...
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u/Ok-Try-2409 Nov 12 '24
I don't think you want to know
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u/caelenvasius DM (Dungeon Memelord) Nov 12 '24
No, I think I do. 🤨
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u/Acrobatic_Remote_792 Nov 12 '24
I do as well. And I want to see the stat block for it
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u/Daegzy Nov 12 '24
You would think it has high dex or str, but surprisingly, no.
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u/Furoluro Nov 12 '24
Amazing Wis and Con though, disturbingly proficient in animal handling
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u/Shadows_Assassin Forever DM Nov 12 '24
Expertise in Animal Handling, Insight and Athletics
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u/Hremsfeld Artificer Nov 12 '24
Plus expertise in Use Rope. Sure, it's not an official skill anymore in 5e, but they're still really really good at it
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u/Akul_Tesla Nov 12 '24
I want everyone else to know to give me a rough context. That's the least horrifying possible, but I personally don't want to know
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u/Lamplorde Chaotic Stupid Nov 12 '24
Why do you think the Elf Fighter is fighting them with only one hand?
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u/ZweihanderPancakes Nov 12 '24
Reminder that, based on these, the entire rest of the party had less success than the elf fighter, who downed one of his opponents before being incapacitated.
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u/Gobblewicket Warlock Nov 12 '24
Well, seeing as how one of the elf's opponents doesn't exist, and the other is a CR 8, they should. If you're high enough level to tangle Pit Fiends, a chain devil is just cannon fodder.
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u/FFKonoko Nov 13 '24
The "masturbator demon" is a Yagnoloth, it exists, CR 11. And a CR 11 and CR 8 against one character, compared to 4 characters vs a CR 20? I dunno, CR matters, but that is a brutal gap in action economy between the two fights.
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u/Parking-Mushroom5162 Nov 12 '24
Not enough comments are talking about the 'masturbator demon' honestly.
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u/marsz_godzilli Nov 12 '24
I think I am not deep enough in DnD lore
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What is a masturbator demon?
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u/Arthur-reborn Nov 12 '24
You wander to Atlantis while the party is fighting a boss you can deal with the consequences
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u/Independent-Top4473 Nov 12 '24
If you have a warforged fighter who isn’t tanking, you’re either doing something wrong, or you have a very interesting build.
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u/Black-Iron-Hero Nov 12 '24
I haven't played in ages but I used to love doing this. I built this super tanky Sorcadin with 21AC and the Shield spell. I'd charge head first into packs of enemies and get swarmed brutally. Since it was such a strong build, I only used Shield when below half HP, with the logic that my Sorc powers were hard to control unless I really needed them. I used to take fucking beatings. It was sick.
Once, our party got ambushed in this cave by a big force waiting outside for us, and our wizard put Greater Invisibility on me so I could sneak behind and flank, but the Wiz lost concentration the next turn when I was standing like 40 feet away from the rest of the party at the mouth of the cave, facing down this small army. I held the bottleneck and stayed up on about 4hp by the end of the fight. It was glorious.
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u/Nobisyu_12 Nov 12 '24
Woah demons and devils fighting alongside one another! Crazy!
This is just me being pedantic about devils/demon terminology /s
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u/Darth_Anddru Druid Nov 13 '24
Mastabator demon, is the elf fighting his own mental demons or something?
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u/Heller_Hiwater Nov 12 '24
I had a fight like this with my half-elf champion fighter. There were two large enemies on one end of the camp and like 6 bandits around a campfire just inside a ruin wall. Told my party I’ll take care of the riff-raff, you guys deal with the ogres. Charged with my horse jumped off at them and started slashing with my flametongue great-sword. Got all but two down when my party finishes off the ogres and starts heading my way. I told them to stay back, it’s my fight. Almost died but definitely worth it. Most badass thing I’ve ever done in game.
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u/TieberiusVoidWalker Karsus Expert Nov 21 '24
Why is a devil, yugoloth, and a demon working together?
Wait do you mean chain devil? Genuinely curious.
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u/ChaosDoggo Chaotic Stupid Nov 12 '24
I was in a situation like this once but was mostly fine cause my character was kinda overpowered.
+15 for a longbow and a longsword on level 5 does wonders.
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u/Level_Hour6480 Paladin Nov 12 '24
My character is an Elf Fighter. He's a Dwarf Paladin, but he likes fighting Elves.