r/dndmemes • u/Reluctant-Paladin Druid • Mar 20 '23

Fighter is my second favorite class ngl Generic Human Fighter™

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u/Donvack Mar 20 '23

Because when you spells fail and your incantations falter, my steel remains.

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u/Dryu_nya Mar 20 '23

fookin' laser sights

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u/spawnsalot Mar 21 '23

"A forty inch blade never runs out of spell slots"

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '23

While you were parleying with your patron (Warlock), I studied the blade. While you were having premarital sex (Bard), I mastered the multi attack. While you wasted your days at the library in pursuit of magical power (Wizard), I cultivated inner strength. And now that the world is on fire and the Sorcerer is at 0hp, you have the audacity to come to me for help