r/creepyPMs 11h ago

Good morning to everyone except this gross mf 🤢

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u/cheesencrackerz_1 10h ago

What is sph and cei??

u/cynnah_bun 9h ago

Don’t shoot the messenger, but it’s small pp humiliation and cum eating instruction 🤢

u/WreckitToast 9h ago

People really wilding out here on Reddit

u/Frozen_Membrane 5h ago

They need help with their porn addiction and how to treat women like you know people.

u/WreckitToast 4h ago

Gooners are really gonna be the downfall of society

u/Frozen_Membrane 4h ago

They’re the poster child of their brains being fried by porn that they enjoy being addicted to it.

u/WreckitToast 4h ago edited 3h ago

I feel really sorry for the women who are unaware that the partner they are with are gooners, I’ve seen a couple posts on reddit where a woman shows bank statements of hundreds of dollars spent on OF that belongs to their partner. That’s depressing asf to see

u/thisisaddictiveoff 6h ago

if only i could go back 20 seconds to when i hadnt read this

u/JesusTron6000 1h ago

So what is Joi?

u/jupiter-calllisto 8h ago

like jeez even if u wanted this like at least start small like "hey can i talk to you about something NSFW?" instead of listing all your kinks holy shit

u/cynnah_bun 6h ago

Right, like thanks for burning my eyeballs lol

u/babysummerbreeze27 CLINICALLY PROVEN CUNT 9h ago

Me, banging pots and pans together and screaming loudly: THIS IS NOT HOW BDSM WORKS!!!

u/ChatiAnne Would you allow me to smell your puss? 8h ago

What's up with people offering themselves to be "slaves" on Reddit? It also happened to me a couple of times and I don't even engage with those kinks subreddits

u/JesusTron6000 1h ago

The flair is hilarious 😂

u/Darfinator 8h ago

I don’t why it made me LOL like Slovakia makes a difference.

u/embarrassedtrwy can i your panties colour ? 1h ago

Feet pictures

u/TheBigShaboingboing 7h ago

Bro is definitely not sorry that he bothered you

u/Antique_Brother_7079 i wanna sperm 9h ago

What a cringe mf

u/purple-knight-8921 Evil League of Creep Crushers 9h ago

What a cringy unintellegent human being he is (Proceeds to wash eyes out with bleach)

u/royalydamned i'm going to pregnant u 5h ago

I can't believe this is one of those rare instances where I see my country mentioned and it's this

u/Semi-Erect-Trunk 8h ago

The only thing palatable is the last joke. Which wasnt that bad. The rest is awful.

u/JAMBO- 6h ago

Good ol’ Slovakian humor

u/Reasonable-Cup1968 6h ago

This subreddit has made me decide that if I get any creepy messages that I’m just going to start sending them invoices for making my eyeballs see what they sent me.

u/karatecorgi 5h ago

He's not sorry he bothered you in the slightest :l yuck

u/azreale21 4h ago

i mean, the joke was C teir, but sad thing is i know someone who is TOO open would immediatelywould say yes

u/hellodon 2h ago

Take control of this dude and make him tie himself up. Then go home. Sounds like he will be just fine on meals once he figures out a process 🤮