No, you certainly may not 🤮

[u/Take_A_Gambit]

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[u/tekhnomancer]

Accept request.

Say, "OMG yes!"

Block him instantly.

[u/Take_A_Gambit → u/tekhnomancer]

I just ignored it. Had no time for bs last night haha 😆

[u/xplosm → u/Take_A_Gambit]

This is the way

[u/[deleted] → u/tekhnomancer]

This. Do this exactly.

[u/CaliforniaSpeedKing]

Accept the chat request and start info dumping about your favorite animal before blocking them. That'll truly confuse them.

[u/Take_A_Gambit → u/CaliforniaSpeedKing]

I just ignored it. Didn't feel like trolling last night lol

[u/Revenge_of_the_User]

im a bit amused by the people offering advice despite the "no advice" tag.....

[u/Take_A_Gambit → u/Revenge_of_the_User]

Lol I know right?

[u/Goth_NB_Curefan94]

Well yeah, I have a fantasy as well. You leaving me alone, until further notice. Thank you :)

[u/guy_who_listens]

I mean he could have provided a great idea for a book

[u/ieatcavemen → u/guy_who_listens]

So there's these short guys with hairy feet right, except one of their uncles found a magic piece of jewellery or something. All is well until this old ass wizard looking guy comes through town for a birthday party and he starts getting suspicious...

[u/guy_who_listens → u/ieatcavemen]

So who was the actual lord of the ring?

[u/rpsHD → u/guy_who_listens]

the actual lord of the ring was the friends we made along the way

[u/embarrassedtrwy]

Next time, say “first I’m going to tell you mine. I should want to cook you a simple meal, but I shouldn’t want to cut into you, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where your flesh becomes my key.” Then block 😁

[u/Ok_Buy_796]

Don’t give him the time of day: Waste time 😳

[u/Darfinator]

He wants to be dropped on his head. 100% guaranteed