r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

They should've waited for their General orange

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u/threefeetofun 1d ago

"Trump is ignoring us once he got what he wanted"-Maga

"First time?" Everyone who ever did business with Trump

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u/rygelicus 21h ago

Precisely. The cult did it's job, got him elected. They are now disposable and easily replaceable.

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u/stimmedervernunft 9h ago

This is exactly what chan anons predicted back when q became a thing outside their bubble.

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u/the_original_Retro 21h ago

MAGA: "But he's never done anything like this to his supporters, right! We would have heard about it!"

Everyone: *points at right wing media sources

MAGA: "Yes, yes that's our point, they would have told us!"

Everyone: *rolls eyes

MAGA: "No, come on. Our guy would never lie....

Everyone: *holds up Factcheck findings indicating he's one of the biggest liars on the planet

MAGA: "Well, he would never steal....

Everyone: *holds up unpaid receipts from his rallies

MAGA: But, uh, uh, uhhhhhhh.... oh wait, he doesn't have a PARKING TICKET does he?! I bet he doesn't have a PARKING TICKET!

Everyone: *facepalms

MAGA: DONALD TRUMP IS A PARKINGTICKETLESS GREAT MAN! HE WILL SAVE AMERICA!

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u/threefeetofun 20h ago

Like his supporters would ever listen to fact checks

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u/bearsheperd 19h ago

They believe in contrails are poisoning the air, the earth is flat, the water will make you gay, and that trump is the second coming of Jesus.

They are so detached from reality they might as well be aliens from another planet

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u/wh4tth3huh 19h ago

They don't even listen to Convictions on Federal Fraud charges.

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u/Blackbox7719 20h ago

Well shit, if it’s that easy then I’m a parking ticketless great man too. Vote for me! The only campaign promise I’ll make is that by the end of my four year term (I shall not seek re-election) I shall ensure that every American (born or naturalized) receives at least one hooker and some blow.

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u/FitCut3961 20h ago

Thousands and thousands of people kept telling them. Day after day after day. Yet they couldn't detach from his ass. Now he's tossed them to the trash. He has no need for them hence his; if I win you won't have to vote anymore. It will be fixed.

mega you are the fool. trump played you like a tiny fiddle.

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u/Asher_Tye 17h ago

The sad part is MAGA answers "no."

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u/slackerdc 1d ago

The real tragedy is the popcorn shortage we're going to have from watching all of this.

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 21h ago

I already stocked up. Bogos at the grocery store right now

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u/the_original_Retro 20h ago

Buy Oligarch Get Oligarch free?

Trump and Musk thumbs-up to that!

(Note: sales are weekly, and expire. Nobody remembers the flyer ads from two weeks ago. People often fight about them.)

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u/bigalindahouse 19h ago

Wait is there going to be tariffs on popcorn too!?

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u/PhoenixSpeed97 23h ago

This happened before and they didn't learn their lesson. They mired themselves in their own gullibility and dragged us down with them.

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u/Important_Stick_3194 23h ago

Yep they're stupid as shit. Elon is right on this one

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u/PhoenixSpeed97 23h ago

I wouldn't say stupid. Poorly informed and misformed, definitely.

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u/PantherThing 22h ago

And stupid

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 21h ago

In this day and age, there is no excuse to be uninformed. It is a choice.

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u/WATC9091 19h ago

No, they are stupid, or they would have looked at other sources for the truth. Willful ignorance is being stupid.

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 21h ago

The worst thing is 4,000,000 less of them voted for him this time. We failed utterly to energize our base and get people out to vote. Kamala gave up 20 million progressive voters to hug Liz Cheney and steal 10000 never Trumpers. (Who probably still voted R)

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u/badwoofs 19h ago

Something is wrong 2024 reddit had numbers being run that indicated machines were skimming Harris votes to flip to trump votes.

The election data doesn't match any previous trends. Trump flipped all flipped counties to red. Won all seven swing states. Did not have the popular vote.

There were over sixty confirmed bomb threats to blue polls in swing states where machines were left unsecured. Polls where the lions of Judah, a trump supporting christofascist cult has training videos specifically staying their purpose is to win the election. Like the dots are pretty big and neon. All we'd need is the literal code on a machine or flash drive to prove more.

In Milwaukee was it, but 13 machines were found with the security tape off. Tape over a USB port. Recounts in counties have seen abnormalities.

Trump has a habit of accusing others of what he is doing and had eight years to figure it out. With source code and a tech billionaire he finally did it.

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u/Kichenlimeaid 21h ago edited 20h ago

How the hell did they(MAGAs) really believe these billionaires would give two fucks about their wants and needs? Elon is dating a woman half his age, has 12 kids with 3 (or 4) different women-can't stay married but has enough$$$ to live and tell people who live paycheck to paycheck to have more kids. So guys just go have a bunch of kids with multiple women. What's the problem? He and Trump do have that in common. He and his weird mother are out here telling everyday Americans to pop out kids, with no clue how the average American is barely able to take care of their own needs. Do you really think he's going to care, much less help legislate for the working American to have a better life? A living wage? Have health insurance for their families? Btw his current gf is an immigrant from Australia. So these two guys running DOGE can take advantage of everything in this country, and what it has to offer, but the rest of us must fuck the fuck off. Oh ok. I got nothing against immigrants. Elon, you are one. So is your current girlfriend. So is the fucking orange pisshole's wife. He will play more golf on the American dime in this Administration than any other POTUS again. And you know it. Keep Teflon Don on the range. Elon, you are not the President. Guys out there, you think he and the Don are going to back you when you decide to have even one child? Much less 12 with 3 different women. No they want to take away social programs even though they take the biggest hand out of all. They are welfare suck offs. He can't afford his life without OUR TAX DOLLARS. AND HE SELLS US OUT. NOT JUST HIM, BUT YOU GET THE PICTURE. SO GUYS, YOU GOING TO HAVE MULTIPLE KIDS WITH MULTIPLE WOMEN WHEN THESE FOOLS WONT EVEN EMPLOY YOU? And you MAGAs are worried liberals are judging you? Trump and Elon are not going to fund your children's education. Maybe you don't care now, but yeah you do care about their talking points bc it has to do with your guns and your perceived freedom. Good luck with that. You're being played. And GASLIT.

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u/MEB-Softworks 21h ago

“We can attack others but others are forbidden to attack us” …..seriously 😶

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u/badwoofs 19h ago

It's a petulant narcissistic trait.

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 21h ago

Did you REALLY expect any different? He’s not even president yet so maybe you thought your orange Cheeto would still give you attention for awhile, but he did NOTHING for you last time.

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u/who_am_I_inside 21h ago

I’m reminded of a tweet from a while ago that said and I quote:

“If I survive this three day old egg sandwich I will come back stronger and hunt Laura Loomer for sport”

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u/FitCut3961 20h ago

I guess since we don't have billions of dollars we don't matter anymore.

Gee you think moron?

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u/Paper_Brain 22h ago

These people are actually retarded. Trump was never quiet. He showed who he was time and time again

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u/PoisonedRadio 22h ago

You mean the billionaire who was disappointed that his supporters "looked too poor" while they were rioting for him sides with other billionaires? I can't believe it.

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u/OrvilleTheCavalier 21h ago

“Anymore?”  The voters never mattered to them at all.  They were pawns being pushed around and now it’s time to get knocked off the board.

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u/Moviereference210 20h ago

Dude trump is just like musk… a billionaire. why are they surprised?

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u/manyfacedwaif 20h ago

lol didn't one of his supporters take a bullet to the dome at his rally?

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u/alliwantedwasajetski 18h ago

Broke-ass bootlickers finding out what the rich actually think of them is my new kink.

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u/Ravingraven21 21h ago

People believe 45 even thinks about the base?

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u/jpmeyer12751 20h ago

Wow, Laura Loomer got it right, for once: "I guess since we don't have billions of dollars, we don't really matter any more."

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u/home_dollar 20h ago

Garbage people

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u/Darkestnight333 16h ago

Sorry what does MAL stand for?

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u/BiggestTaco 14h ago

Mar a Lago, Trump’s main golf course and home where he goofs off instead of being a decent human being.

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u/Darkestnight333 13h ago

Ahh thank you for the information!

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u/Brundleflyftw 14h ago

MAGA served its purpose. It got Trump elected so he has no further use for them.

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u/the_millenial_falcon 20h ago

Will MAGA people ever realize that absolutely none of these people give a flying fuck about them?

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u/RoamingDrunk 20h ago

There so close, and yet so far, from getting it.

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u/LMP0623 19h ago

Hahahaha silly moron, she thinks trump actually cares about her.

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u/Extra_Box8936 18h ago

What the fuck does this mean

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u/yblame 18h ago

She's like a remora attached to a shark. The shark does not give a damn about the remora. It's just a hanger on that cleans off the barnacles on the old aging predator that is being led around by the guy shoveling chum in the water. Must have something to do with that Musky scent

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u/FigSideG 18h ago

Isn’t this the monster they said was having an affair with him a few months ago? Whatever happened to all that?

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u/Vegetable_Read_1389 15h ago

Maga when to war 😂

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u/Deepfire_DM 13h ago

Of course he is ignoring his muppets, he wanted power, he lied, he got power. That's the fascist way.

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u/MosEisleyBills 9h ago

Trump accomplished what he set out to achieve- stay out jail.

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u/analog_wulf 8h ago

Against Maga? Against all of us like we've been zealously talking about for over 3 decades.....