r/cleandadjokes • u/Fun_Quote_9457 • 1d ago

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."

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u/listerinebreath 1d ago

The Buddhist handed the vendor a $20 bill, and asked for $16 back.

The vendor responded “Change must come from within.”

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u/Fun_Quote_9457 1d ago

Awww that's good

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u/Gief_Cookies 20h ago

Sorry, I must humbly ask an explanation. I feel my pronounciation is missing the mark :P

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u/Tony_CZARk Mod 👀 17h ago

Change expected is $4 but they're told change comes from within (a popular Buddhist saying) and the vendor keeps the $4

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u/Gief_Cookies 17h ago

Okay so the vendor pulled a fast one on the buddhist? 😂

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u/Tony_CZARk Mod 👀 17h ago

Yes 😀

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/fizzmore 👑 👑 👑 👑 Always Joke King 👑 👑 👑 👑 1d ago

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?  

They have no attachments.

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u/Tony_CZARk Mod 👀 17h ago

Bruh, how you gonna have this joke and just leave it in the comments instead of posting it?

Are you tired of being Joke King? 😆

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u/Individual_Agency703 🎟 Audience Member 🎟 1d ago

This is a frequently-reincarnated joke.

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u/RAVENGREENEMOON2 1d ago

Nailed it!!!! 🤣😂😂🤣😂😂

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u/Minimum-Battle-9343 1d ago

The poor Dali…he was so Confucius!!! 🤷🏽‍♂️😂😂

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u/RAVENGREENEMOON2 1d ago

😂🤣😂

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u/Society_Academic 1d ago

If u want escape to Nirvana, remember.... Good hotdog come back customer Bad hotdog come back hotdog vendor.

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u/Apart_Cress_1638 1d ago

I have no come-back but I like this joke.

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u/denverdave23 1d ago

The best, and worst, telling of this joke ever - https://youtu.be/xlIrI80og8c?si=Hofbzud50isIQnXM

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u/CoolMoose75 23h ago

I heard this one with the Dalai Lama and a pizza place.

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u/Thalios-Hegemon 14h ago

When I saw this post I immediately thought "hmm what did the Buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor?*"

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u/RasThavas1214 13h ago

You should try telling this joke to the Dalai Lama.

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u/ResidentAlien9 1d ago

This joke is so old this dad must be in his 90s.

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u/Fun_Quote_9457 1d ago

I'm 44 and did a search of site first to see if joke had ever been posted. It had not, so I thought I'd share. I'm sorry you felt the need to say that.

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u/ResidentAlien9 23h ago

I only said it because I’ve seen/heard that joke since the 1970s. I didn’t mean it had been on Reddit before.

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u/Fun_Quote_9457 23h ago

OK... 🫡🤐