r/cleandadjokes • u/I_Over_Explain_Jokes • 2d ago

Why are cat burglars so hard to convict?

Pawsible Deniability.

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u/Secure-Improvement35 2d ago

Witnesses can’t pick them out of a feline up.

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u/Beargrillin 2d ago

Purrfect pun

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u/Inner_Ad_1652 1d ago

Yup. Cats out of the bag now!

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u/azorianmilk 2d ago

Tail as old as time

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u/nottonguetied 2d ago

No matter what always land on their feet.

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u/OrganicAccident6972 2d ago

Took me a second to deny this

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u/pulukes88 🎭 Crowd Work Comedian 🎭 2d ago

i heard it's due to a claws in their contracts.

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u/That-Makes-Sense 1d ago

Cat burglars always know how to find legal loopholes. Don't ask meow.