r/cableporn 29d ago

So fresh and so clean

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/mike_b_nimble 29d ago

Ain't nobody dope as me...

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u/c3534l 29d ago

How do you get those tall, rectangular stacks like that?

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u/coingun 29d ago

If you’ve every tried to comb out a massive bundle of wires that’s the fun part you can’t 😂

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u/Wired_143 17d ago

Yes. You make a comb for it. Just takes practice.

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u/Exciting-Profession5 29d ago

Beautiful. Now find the one that needs to be replaced

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u/fellow_human-2019 27d ago

It’s that one right there.

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u/ineedtolistenmore 18d ago

Disturbing the bundle is never a good idea. If those runs have all been certified, running a new drop would be safer and less costly. Seeing as though the lifetime of cabling 20-25 years, a few redundant but properly labelled "bad cables" is par for the course.

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u/Exciting-Profession5 18d ago

Please, please tell me what company you have been with that properly labels their cables...... 😭

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u/I_ROX 29d ago

Google image reverse shows this is a stolen image and isn't porn.

Also, zip ties? Really?

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u/TheIntolerableOne 29d ago

In all fairness, they never claimed it was their work.

The combing on such a volume of cable definitely is porn.

Cable ties aren't quite the devil everyone around here claims they are if used correctly.  Is velcro preferred? Sure.  

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u/blender311 29d ago

At least spin the zips so the head isn’t seen

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u/daninet 28d ago

This image is taken from above the ceiling

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u/10fingers6strings 29d ago

Zip ties are the BDSM of cable porn.

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u/Bleach_Baths 29d ago

Use 4 zip ties to pull the bundles into squares, stack, repeat.

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u/Accurate-Earth-9687 29d ago

Looks like a cable headend. That's the lost art of square bundling

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u/tedbakerbracelet 28d ago

I'd like to see inside of this person's refrigerator...

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u/EntertainmentPale785 29d ago

Are those lines UTP cable? I ever heart that the use of plastic ties is forbidden for UTP cables. Use velcro instead.

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u/JDamo 28d ago

If it's done that professionally it better be STP all the way.

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u/herrtoutant 29d ago

Dang, that's real good.

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u/mikeyflyguy 28d ago

I seem someone let Barney loose with the gray cable box there on the right

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u/FatBoySitInOnU 28d ago

I a no for zip ties.

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u/boodlebob 28d ago

Looks like a water park

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u/Cwc2413 28d ago

Seems like a lot of weight on the bottom lines.

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u/LimitedWard 28d ago

How is that one diagonal bundle no-clipping through the others?

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u/thatscucktastic 28d ago

Bot account. Real user sold it a month ago. Will soon be erased and turned into an of spammer.

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u/BigBadBere 28d ago

When I first scrolled, saw "so fresh and so clean" it looked like fiber tray in a dishwasher...I thought huh, that's a new one.

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u/ubersat 28d ago

If you zoom in it looks like lacing with knot on top not tyraps. and being so close to the wall I can not fathom how you get in there. I call AI.

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u/riffahs_ira 28d ago

I thought this was a crazy water park for a second. Had to scroll back up.

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u/SuperRaccoon17 27d ago

I’m making that Homer Simpson drooling over Duff beer sound right now! 🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣

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u/HeyThereItsEric 27d ago

HomerSimpsonDrooling.gif

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u/Sea-Conflict8611 27d ago

fake image, its like those ai photos of ppl with 6 fingers

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u/t_Shank 22d ago

Why is this photo dusty?