r/blackcats • u/rmitsuo • 1d ago

GF sent me a picture of her new dress. Mods' choice 🐈‍⬛

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u/ccminiwarhammer 1d ago

lol! I was looking for cats in the skirt’s pattern, and then I saw the eyes!

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u/Big-Inflation-6280 1d ago

Me too! I was mesmerized by the skirt.

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u/ChocoholicAnonymou5 1d ago

Looks like the cat was too 🤣

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u/Laranna 1d ago

Its a very pretty skirt and shes killing those heels~ more power to OP’s GF. Get it queen~!

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u/AmiNorml 1d ago

Same here. It looks like a quasi leopard print.

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u/liminal_lotus 1d ago

He really said 👁 👄 👁

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u/possiblepeepants 1d ago

OP’s title reminded me of being in high school and having a teacher ask all the boys to describe to the girls the difference between a skirt and a dress 

They could not lmao 

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u/SwordOfAeolus 1d ago

A skirt is a thing you wear and a dress is where you live. Duh.

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u/kallan0100 1d ago

https://preview.redd.it/0xa6hujw989e1.jpeg?width=556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1de8048b799477606ac2d8aa53fc12657d273942

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u/simplsurvival 1d ago

Op please set this as her contact photo on your phone

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u/Mistrblank 1d ago

I know I set it on her contact photo on my phone.

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u/IlConteiacula 1d ago

Wait a minu-

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u/EmployingBeef2 1d ago

I too chose this girl's cat

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u/moon__lander 1d ago

DO NOT THE CAT

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u/Tragicallyphallic 1d ago

DONUT THE CAT

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u/permanent-art 1d ago

DONUT THE CAR

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u/archwin 1d ago

Would you download a cat?

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u/digitalgraffiti-ca 1d ago

Absolutely. I download them all

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u/DazB1ane 1d ago

Immediately and without question

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u/HardlyCharming 1d ago

Would you download the cat, shit in its litter box and give it to a grieving widow?

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u/The-Wizard-of-Goz 1d ago

Godammit Donut!

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u/SyeCatPath 1d ago

PLEASE DO NOT THE CAR

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u/PinkGummyBearKC 1d ago

Definitely do not the cat !

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u/SatinSaffron 1d ago

Is this where we wait in line for the tattoo'd girl's goofy boi??

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u/Mistrblank 1d ago

I had to, it's the only way her husband wouldn't know it was me texting her.

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u/Ok_Damage6032 1d ago

I also choose this guy's girlfriend's cat

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u/xMorphasis 1d ago

Why would his cat have a phone?

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u/Single_Cobbler6362 1d ago

I would have responded back " do you want my honest reaction to your outfit" and send her that cat pic right back with " I love it " 😂😂😂

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u/Kup123 1d ago

While it's cute how often do you think the cats calling them.

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u/Zanshin2023 1d ago

It’s a little known fact that 73% of pocket dialed calls are actually cats.

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u/DryMouthKitty 1d ago

https://preview.redd.it/krq7lvylz89e1.jpeg?width=902&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a77e9d9a0564f6f5e4a4f9ba543730006e75e20b

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u/Clyde-A-Scope 1d ago

Came to the comments looking for this and you made my day

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u/nellielB 1d ago

I arrived at the gym with the worst resting bitch face ever and now I’m laughing like a crazy person reading all this

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u/--2021-- 1d ago

This thread has me in tears.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Luci-Noir 1d ago

Some of it is like the ones with meow memes… much of it is just as bad as twitter.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/WooperCultist 1d ago

Yeah one of the perks of reddit is the ability to limit your exposure to things. As a whole the site has a lot of negatives and all of the downsides other social medias have (even though some here like to pretend otherwise) but the big thing it has going for it is the subreddits, if you just want to see animal stuff you can just subscribe to the animal subreddits and never look at /r/all

I highly recommend /r/OneOrangeBraincell if you want another fantastic happy cat sub, I used to frequent /r/cats as well but a lot of the posts end up being people posting their recently passed pets, which wasn't doing great for my mental health when I've got an old cat of my own that I worry for daily.

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u/killerchloe85 1d ago

This is the reason for the whole internet, bless this post

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u/VisibleRow4822 1d ago

Now this - this is why I reddit 😂😂

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u/lilmimosa 1d ago

This is THE pic!

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u/rjhelms 1d ago

Ladies, get yourself a man who looks at you like this

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u/VaultBoy9 1d ago

Like he has 1 brain cell and it’s on vacation today?

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u/Schnii7l 1d ago

You called?

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u/Professional_Kiwi318 1d ago

I'm sitting in my car charging, and I laughed so hard that I choked on my sandwich. I hope you're happy that my death was almost on your hands.

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u/flyinthesoup 1d ago

Hey, if he looks at me like that, and he's as cute as that cat, I'm totally in, one braincell and all.

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u/Bmuffin67 1d ago

“It’s beauuuuuuutiful mom”

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u/Porkbossam78 1d ago

“Omg my mom is so beautiful!!!”

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u/Fun_Imagination9232 1d ago

Commenting on GF sent me a picture of her new dress. ...

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u/Ok_Damage6032 1d ago

I love that derpy little face

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u/Darkness_Manifest 1d ago

I make the same face watching my wife get dressed.

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u/Potential_Rub1224 1d ago

Took me a sec to find the cat and it’s just art.

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u/Valuable_Try6074 1d ago

I wonder what he saw that made him make the face lol

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u/Luci-Noir 1d ago

A portal opened and a squad of fresh greebles is coming over. The war will never end.

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u/sir_music 1d ago

New sub image?

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u/dablegianguy 1d ago

New meme template unveiled

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u/Luci-Noir 1d ago

I think he’s watching a portal to the greeble dimension open up.

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u/kz160 1d ago

This is what I came here for. Masterpiece.

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u/ThatRandomGuy86 1d ago

"Mommy! Feed me!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Skythe1908 1d ago

MOOOM FOOD

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u/Cute-Big-7003 1d ago

Cat looks terrified🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Plane_Chance863 1d ago

Looks like he's asking for food, to me!

"Mom stop fooling around with the mirror and feed me already!"

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u/Cute-Big-7003 1d ago

That too...this is a spot on pic for capturing animal goofiness.....I do love her outfit though

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u/Ollymid2 1d ago

Existence is pain Morty!

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u/annewaa 1d ago

LOL the black cat

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u/ShoeRevolutionary802 1d ago

I had not seen that face, lol

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u/Extension_Lettuce767 1d ago

I wanna know what he saw

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u/Electrical_Rip9520 1d ago

The cat admires and approves.

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u/littlebookwyrm 1d ago

Took me a minute, but I was delighted as soon as I saw it.

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u/That-Dutch-Mechanic 1d ago

Ok, looks good I guess. Why did you post this...

Wait, what sub is this...

Wait, what, where!?

Hahahaha, look at him.

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u/Merjia 1d ago

Same exactly 😂

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u/Ol_Big_MC 1d ago

Yeah, at first I was asking myself if black cats was some sort of sexual reference to women with black hair and then I saw the cat and had to give myself a bonk. Straight to jail.

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u/SamanthaPaige29 1d ago

Same here!

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u/JacobsGland 1d ago

I was looking at the shirt thinking “is she holding the void?” Then I saw it lol

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u/Appropriate_Sky_6571 1d ago

Omg the lack of brain cell in that poor baby 🤣

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u/glyph-cat 1d ago

r/OneBlackBrainCell

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u/evenstar40 1d ago

Literally the poster child for that sub.

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u/BIGSTANKDICKDADDY 1d ago

Out of context it sounds like an unofficial KKK sub.

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u/SatinSaffron 1d ago

"He's an orange kitty at heart, he just has A LOT more melanin"

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u/TheSubstitutePanda 1d ago

Never had a single thought in their entire life and I love that for them tbh

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u/andorianspice 1d ago

At first I was like, not sure why this is in this sub 😂😂😂

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u/Busy_Confusion_689 1d ago

Same here!! 🤣

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u/pressuredrightnow 1d ago

the flabers where ghasted in that little void.

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u/TEKKP2011 1d ago

This made me giggle, thank you!

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u/Geauxst 1d ago

Love the cat, love the dress, but what's up with murder scene in the background?

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u/Bmuffin67 1d ago

Omg, I’m so cat obsessed I didn’t even notice that! That’s one heck of a paint job? Shower curtain? I literally have no idea what that is lol

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u/rmitsuo 1d ago

Lol that’s a texturized wall. It’s terrible but it’s a rented home, so we just went with it

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u/Bmuffin67 1d ago

Haha hey, no shame! In this market, if the price was right I’d live in an ACTUAL murder house. “COME GET ME GHOSTS! And pay your portion of the rent pls” 😆😂

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u/horillagormone 1d ago

I thought his gf was maybe an extra in Dexter's new show.

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u/theindiekitten 1d ago

Möther. Wat is doin. I need ATTENTION

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u/Homers_Harp 1d ago

This is exactly the vibe I got from kitty. Not sure if the "attention" is food or pets, but somebody is NEEDY.

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u/holly___morgan 1d ago

The cat seems enthralled with it.

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u/MsPoochy 1d ago

Cat is impressed by the new dress!

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u/JakobSellers 1d ago

I love the cat's reaction. hehe he's amazed.

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u/AnnieAcely199 1d ago

What does this have to do with black ca...

Dude. I almost spit out my sandwich.

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u/Noclassydrops 1d ago

That cat has me rolling ROFL

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u/44youGlenCoco 1d ago

This got a genuine lol out of me.

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u/SatinSaffron 1d ago

His goofy little face down in the corner just makes for a perfect picture! I hope OP's gf sent this picture to other people before she realized her kitty was photobombing her!

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u/filmbuffy42 1d ago

I love that dress!!! But the cat looks deranged!

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u/HawkesAndShepards 1d ago

I choked on my fries, lmao 🤣

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u/Hair_This 1d ago

Lost reddito…. Ahhh

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u/evenstar40 1d ago

Was trying to figure out why a cute dress pic was on the subreddit then I saw it and couldn't stop cackling, lol. Love this so much.

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u/achand1990 1d ago

Yes I needed this

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u/RebeccaSavage1 1d ago

Take rizz notes from the cat. This is how you should be looking at her in that dress.

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u/MaxRepels 1d ago

Kitty is in awe of their beautiful momma clearly! Love the support

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u/shitpickle2020 1d ago

Kitty is awestruck

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u/Substantial-Tone-576 1d ago

I think the cat had to sneeze or hears something or is actually missing its braincell.

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u/STLt71 1d ago

That cat is in AWE!!

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u/EmilieEverywhere 1d ago

I straight up snorted. I'm not proud.

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u/Fixer_FTP 1d ago

That one brain cell void doesn't know what to think 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/DaisyHotCakes 1d ago

This makes me so happy omg LOL

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u/texthibitionist 1d ago

gf: so what'cha think? cute?
cat: omg help she has not fed me for almost five minutes!!!

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u/iliumada 1d ago

This is modern art. Frame it immediately!

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u/plantsproud-laura 1d ago

Took me scrolling to the comments to see what this is about and why there were so many upvotes and comments because I was looking for a black cat on the skirt... This whole damn comment section is amazing!! I'm having a blast reading all of your responses to each other and memes and everything! Sometimes I really, really love the internet 🤣🤣

OP, your GF is gorgeous and that outfit suits her very well! And oh man do I love your cat 😂

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u/Inside_Ad_7162 1d ago

Man I hope it's called Tuna

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u/KimWexlers_Ponytail 1d ago

Thank you for making my day.

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u/lilactangerine 1d ago

In absolute awe of the dress 😭

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u/lorehlove 1d ago

"Mom, look at meeeee"

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u/sharipep 1d ago

Omg I love that cat so much

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u/TheDeadlySpaceman 1d ago

I need you to know I actually LOLed

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u/Comrade-Sasha 1d ago

I think he likes it

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u/Mythic_Plays_ 1d ago

Look at him, not a thought behind those eyes, brain scrampled egg

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u/canonlycountoo4 1d ago

That's just an orange cat with black hair dye. Not fooling anyone with that look.

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u/XeroChill420420 1d ago

Oh this whole thread was too good. Thanks for the laugh everyone 

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u/Ok_Fun_4287 1d ago

Cat is bewildered by the dress

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u/TheDamDog 1d ago

The thing's hollow...it goes on forever- and...Oh my God...it's full of stars!

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u/Kratos8609 1d ago

How rude. Your gf didn't need to photobomb the cat just to show you a dress.

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u/Professional-Move269 1d ago

lil man is in a personal crisis. Probably screaming for crunchies!

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u/SouthernCategory9600 1d ago

Kitty was shocked at the price of the dress!

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u/tuhval 1d ago

PLSSSS WHY DOES IT LOOK FLABBERGASTED 😭😭😭

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u/Sensitive_Jelly_5586 1d ago

That's amazing. I zoomed in and got a good laugh.

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u/AltieA 1d ago

Out here flexing he's got a kitty and a girlfriend! Do you need a kitty sitter that likes to play fight with void monsters for date nights? Asking for a friend...

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u/Entire-Enthusiasm553 1d ago

damn bro that cat lookin at her like u supposed to look at her. Kick his furry ass!

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u/REbones714 1d ago

My dude here is in awe of that dress 🤩

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u/SilverPez 1d ago

Tell her that her cat is now one of my favorite stickers

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u/CanIEatAPC 1d ago

Why does the cat look like your gf committed fashion genocide? It's not that bad of a dress! Or was it made of the cat's kin? 

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u/Aggravating-Emu-2535 1d ago

I'm just doom scrolling in bed and wasn't reading subs and just went "oh that's a cool looking dress" and then I saw the bottom corner. My house panther makes the funniest faces too.

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u/squee_bastard 1d ago

Same, I burst out laughing at the derpiness of that beautiful void.

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u/legacyfinefarts 1d ago

I think the cat might be staring at the bleeding walls

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u/Convoluted_Thought 1d ago

That’s a nice dress and perfect photobomb 🤣

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u/MIREZON 1d ago

Hahahah instantly in love with that wacky 🤪 black kitty 🐈‍⬛

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u/Agreeable-Abalone328 1d ago

It’s a nice dress but what’s the cats name?

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u/neko_courtney 1d ago

Oh my GOD

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u/r0bm762 1d ago

Took me a moment... I was like, where TF is the black cat... Then I saw the bottom right 💀