Genuine question - what would Ben be like on c*^aine?

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u/Confident-Middle-634 May 19 '24

He will break the sound barrier.

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u/cybaritic May 19 '24

Talk about express vpn

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u/KevtheKnife May 19 '24

Unintelligible

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u/ToadsUp May 19 '24

I can’t imagine how many words per minute he could actually speak 🤦‍♀️ They’d be real words but spoken so quickly that it would make sense to no one but himself.

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u/Polybius_Cocles Libertarian Conservative May 19 '24

This is by far the most hilarious question I’ve found on this sub. Also he’d probably talk at light speed

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u/harlsey May 19 '24 edited May 20 '24

He would plan to start so many businesses.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '24

Could probably get at least five books written in one night ngl

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u/GenericUsername817 May 19 '24

Does anyone remember the fast talking micro machine man from the 80s ads? Like that.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Moschitta_Jr.

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u/harlsey May 19 '24

Bahahaha exactly!

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u/vipck83 May 20 '24

Not sure, but I want to find out.

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u/somewhat-anon May 20 '24

Listen to his podcast on 1.5 times speed

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u/HarperExplores May 21 '24

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u/harlsey May 21 '24

Bahahaha that’s too funny.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '24

Poor guy would OD after one line.

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u/SpecialDeer9223 May 20 '24

His brain would probably combust

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u/PNWSparky1988 May 20 '24

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u/Leo-Libra-Virgoo May 20 '24

But first...

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u/gouf78 Jun 04 '24

I love Ben but husband can’t listen that fast.

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u/CJ4700 May 19 '24

Probably blow him right off the Autism spectrum he’s already dominating. In the bright side I bet he’d make Express VPN a few billion dollars by going door to door selling subscription.

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u/kittiekatz95 May 19 '24

Jordan Peterson

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u/FunDip2 May 19 '24

You obviously don't like him. Please move on to one of antifa subs.

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u/harlsey May 19 '24

Also - lighten up

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u/harlsey May 19 '24

lol I love Ben.

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u/ToadsUp May 19 '24

This is a hilarious question, actually. I think he’d laugh at the answers.

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u/harlsey May 20 '24

He definitely would.

Genuine question - what would Ben be like on c*^aine? Ben Shapiro Shitpost