Saw this today. Like why? I don’t get it. At somepoint it becomes dangerous and this truck is basically the size of a monster truck. Literally taller than the full size cargo van next to it. Do these people just not care about everyone else?

Please, what does this mean? I’ve seen this same car with this bumper sticker a few times in the mills river/fletcher area and I can’t let it go. I NEED to know what this means. Why ground beef? Why 2lbs and not 3? Help!

I can't believe I have to say this, because I thought it was common sense. But don't bring your kids to a LITTERAL BREWERY and let them run free and cause chaos. I work at a brewery in Asheville and it seems completely normal for classless families to come in, treat the staff like garbage, and let their kids trash the place.

Do you people honestly think this is appropriate behavior??? Not to mention of they come in wearing baseball or sports gear, they are usually INCREDIBLY INSUFFERABLE.

No your kid can't play in out shipping bays where semi trucks are coming in and out all day every day. NO your kid can't run around barefoot in the bar. NO you're kid isn't allowed to jump up and down on our console boards..

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
By the off chance one of these families read this Do better for the sake of your own children...

This one can't stay on their lane.

We're a civilized household. You know, with bidets. Having to go back to such primitive ways as scraping our bum with 120grit is ruining my glorious Asheville experience. This is easily the worst thing to come out of the disaster.

Hope someone gets a chuckle. Stay safe, love y'all.

edit: fix a typo

edit again: Lol, y'all rock. We're waiting on our portables from the 'zon, and using wetwipes tossed in the trash in the meantime.

I was driving behind this aggressive jackass as he sped up Patton to El Que Pasa when out popped a certain John C. Reilly looking mofo who is a mover and shaker in the local conservative stratosphere. I think the two Madison Cawthorn stickers are probably the most notable. Good for him for not scraping them off I guess?

make sure to charge your vibrators tonight in case we lose power babes

Any good spots to find mortal enemies in the Asheville area?

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Because I want to be your friend.

you have a line of 4-5 people behind you. if you sit there and wait for somebody to unpack their groceries, put the cart away, sit in the car for a second and THEN pull away, you are the actual devil. there is no way to safely pull around you. we are all stuck because you think the world revolves around you so the rest of us must wait for you to get your spot. i hope all of your ice cream melts before you get it home. i pray that you buy big, delicious looking strawberries only for them to be devoid of sweetness. i hope your frozen meals splatter and explode everywhere in the microwave.

Seriously. Do you just get a hankering for French toast when there's a threat of snow?? Is your normal consumption of bread going to increase exponentially as the temperature drops below 0 degrees Celsius? Does contemplating Celsius make you crave avocado toast? Do you imagine that all the bread factories are going to be shut down due to inclement weather? Are your shelves otherwise empty should you be unable to leave your house for 24 hours?? Pretty sure I could survive 24 hours in my house without a trip to the market, and I'm a fairly unprepared male of the species...

Help me understand why you all rush to the nearest supermarket and panic buy all the bread. I'm truly curious, because fighting the rest of you fools at the supermarket is the last thing I want to do when I hear it might snow on the weekend!

Together we have saved over $10 grand this year!