r/Unclejokes • u/MrMockTurtle • 3d ago

Why is Amelia Bedelia so good at sex?

Because she does everything she's told to do.

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u/ComatoseSquirrel 2d ago

You would need to be comfortable speaking very precisely. No metaphors or euphemism allowed, or God only knows what she'll do. Avoid slang, too, or you'll find her sucking on a rooster.

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u/Disciple_of_Cthulhu 3d ago

Every time she'd mess something up, I'd just say, "Well, fuck me!"

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u/Creeplurkthrowaway 3d ago

Seems great until she crushes you to death with the Edmund Fitzgerald...

(I know, I know, the closest the Fitz got to Cleveland was Toledo, but how many steamships does anyone really know?)

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u/JimboRockfish 2d ago

I request clarification. As for me, I don't know when she's going to get down off that dang flagpole.

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u/Minimum-Response2613 14h ago

Ask her for a rim job and she brings a basketball hoop