What does a robot do after sex?

[u/MyGlitteris]

He nuts and bolts

[u/Quick_Hide]

It doesn’t stay to screw?

[u/broom-jerry → u/Quick_Hide]

Only if he stays the night. Screws are for morning wood 🪵.

[u/Plus_Stretch_2010]

Nothing, because the hardware turns into software.

[u/Clumsy_Claus]

Don't forget to run the Antivirus test

[u/Newbosterone]

Describe a robot one night stand in four words.

“Screws, nuts, and bolts!”

[u/Clumsy_Claus]

Did he unload (onto) his motherboard?

[u/Informal_Stress_9953]

Netflix and charge?

[u/MenaceGrande]

I know that before hand, he pulls out his plug hoping she will socket