r/Unclejokes • u/MyGlitteris • 6d ago

What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?

You can't hear an enzyme.

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u/DeeEmm 6d ago

You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think.

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u/Rude_Breadfruit_8275 6d ago

You can't make an enzyme.

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u/deceze 6d ago

You gonna need tons of supplements then.

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u/Valreesio 5d ago

This reminds me of one of my favorites.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.

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u/MyGlitteris 5d ago

I like that. Haha

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u/lostinthoughtspace 6d ago

Nicely done 😆