r/Unclejokes • u/Newbosterone • 6d ago

What has five arms, six legs,

and about 60 teeth?

The graveyard shift crew at Waffle House.

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u/BaronUnterbheit 6d ago

That’s probably a high estimate on the teeth.

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u/DuskShy 6d ago

I moved away from the South and Waffle House between 11pm-6am is the only thing I miss

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u/Newbosterone 6d ago

We go to WH after midnight mass on Christmas Eve. Strange People, Great Vibe.

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u/Quick-Bad 5d ago

What has nine arms, eight hands, seven legs, six feet and five eyes?

An orgy at the Paralympics.