r/Unclejokes • u/Informal_Stress_9953 • 6d ago

What’s black and white and red all over?

A school crossing after I’ve passed through

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u/Glazza1512 6d ago

What's black and white and can't turn corners?

A nun with a spear through her neck.

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u/SoapyCheese42 6d ago

The mother superior joke in this post.

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u/Suggul 6d ago

Why? Did you run out of tampons?

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u/cantfindausernameffs 6d ago

A Dalmatian’s dick?

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u/LW-M 6d ago

A newspaper

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u/saxguy2001 5d ago

What’s blue and yellow and comes in brownies?

Cub scouts.

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u/Informal_Stress_9953 5d ago

EVIL LAUGH INTENSIFIES

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u/Mulks23 6d ago

Santa after he completes his chimney runs 🤣

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u/stonec0ld 6d ago

Solid dad joke three

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u/Terrific-Spellar 2d ago

Solid dad joke there

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u/stonec0ld 6d ago

Solid dad joke there

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u/newenglandredshirt 6d ago

A penguin in a blender!