r/Unclejokes • u/Ok_Zombie_8354 • 7d ago

Scientists have discovered an STD in dogs that can be transmitted to humans.

Fine, I'll wear a condom.

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u/bedbathandbeyonce 7d ago

The scientist discovered it after spending time in his lab.

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u/No_Option6174 7d ago

faaak… love this pun! You sir/madam are a rare gem.

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u/CharmingTuber 7d ago

Scientists have discovered an STD in dogs that can be transmitted to humans.

So that's why we aren't inviting Aunt Gina to Christmas

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u/BeerAndJameson 6d ago

I just told my dog... she's been taking it pretty hard

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u/smaylof 6d ago

Love your dogs. But don't LOVE your dogs!

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u/kahjan_a_bard 7d ago

We've known this for a while. It's called Brucellosis.

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u/Useful_Curse_5150 7d ago

If people are out here still sleeping with animals, wtf are you doing…?

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u/Newbosterone 6d ago

In case you needed a new reason to make fun of West Virginia.

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u/poopulon 7d ago

Does anyone know where I can buy condoms for dogs?