r/Truckers • u/EquivalentRude9364 • 2d ago
I guess im not a rookie anymore
Never thought id sink this low, took dump in bag in sleeper berth today. Four years since i got cdl
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u/12InchPickle Left Lane Rider 2d ago
Did you throw it at another driver? That’s what earns you the title.
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u/Theworkingman2-0 2d ago
Rookie move, let me know when you’ve taken a shit on your trucks floor because you have no bags
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u/Dindu______Nuffin 2d ago
The true pro move is when the iron skillet hits to hard and you can't take squatting beside the truck anymore, so you sit on the spare tire and shit thru the hole
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u/CannibalAnus 2d ago
I cant say anything, i keep a 40 oz bottle just to piss in. Especially if i’m unable to make it to the bathroom. I drink a lot of water so when i wake up bladder is full 🤷🏻♂️
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u/EquivalentRude9364 2d ago
Thats not nearly as depraved feeling😂
All of us have a piss jug!
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u/CannibalAnus 2d ago
My grandmother is pushing 70 this year, when she used to do OTR, she cut up a gallon jug for full bathroom accommodations. Her solution, just throw water in there to rinse it out and you’re golden.
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u/Frame1111 2d ago
Brother, I use my camping toilet 98% of the time in my sleeper and I have no shame. I'm not sitting in a stall trying to peacefully evacuate my bowels while Larry is next to me blowing it up because all he eats is truck stop pizza and wings.
The other 2% is when I have access to a private bathroom when showering.
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u/CakewalkNOLA 2d ago
Having a portable toilet is nice when the Taco Bell hits you at 04:00 , it's 4° with a windchill fucker of -8° and you're parked on party row.
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u/warwgn Dedicated Local Driver 2d ago
4° sounds kinda nice right now. Try -35°.
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u/CakewalkNOLA 2d ago
I live in New Orleans. Drive regional specifically to stay out of that shit. It's 31° where I'm at now, and I got b mad because I had to get out of the truck 🤣🤣🤣
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u/warwgn Dedicated Local Driver 2d ago edited 2d ago
I live in Ottawa. Drive regional in Canada only, across Ontario and Quebec. I deal with this crap every year.
Edit: just slipped on some ice and fell on my ass walking back to my truck.
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u/CakewalkNOLA 2d ago
See? I told you not to get out of your truck 🤣🤣🤣 Hope you're okay
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u/warwgn Dedicated Local Driver 2d ago
I’m fine. I was having a rough day. My routine was all screwed up because of the Christmas/New Year’s holidays schedules…, I didn’t sleep well the last couple of days, so I was super exhausted, kinda cranky, nothing worked the way it should… fell on my ass, then got cut off 4 times in 5 minutes…. I had enough.
All is well though, I just got home for the weekend, had a nice hot shower, and just cracked a beer.
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u/LeveledGarbage 2d ago
Kinda similar, almost shit my pants when I bent over to drain a fuel hose yesterday, the rest of that delivery was rough.
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u/EquivalentRude9364 2d ago
I once pissed myself so don’t feel bad. Thats why I stopped energy drinks
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u/scottiethegoonie Gojo Cherry Enthusiast 2d ago
Slippery slope dude. Pretty soon you're going to be drilling a giant hole in your cab.
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u/HankHaloperidol 2d ago
I get a nine pack of whitey tighties for $14 on Amazon. For that price I can sh!t my pants on the regular, no need for buckets, baggies or rest areas.
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u/billnards89 2d ago
Yeah one time I took a shit in a feild off I-10 in south Texas like 100 miles west of El Paso no stops for miles and stomach started throwing a fit. Lol first time in my life but ya gotta do what you gotta do lol
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u/ExpedientDemise 2d ago
I blame the repair shop. If they hadn't kept me through lunch, I wouldn't have eaten a delivery pizza and felt like I couldn't make it inside the truck stop next morning.
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u/NoFuqsGiven101 2d ago
In a trash bag is definitely cleaner than the public restrooms I've used. Yes I have had to do this as a truck driver no shame. When it hits, there is no stopping it. Need a quick place to go. I do feel weird being so close to my bed, but I always make sure my butt is not facing my bed lol 😅 Even though I'm not one of those who splatter up the wall in the restroom, I will take no chances.
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u/Broad-Ad-1015 2d ago
Unfortunately have had to do it twice haven't been doing this but a year and a half I tell you what going through Atlanta during the day and having the runs sucks that was the first time 3 months into doing otr the second time was 4 months ago woke up in the middle of the night with the shits again in the very back row of one of the larger trucks stops and knew I wouldn't be able to make it woke up already almost shitting myself fun times
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u/LloydAsher0 1d ago
Hey that was better than my first attempt. Missing half the bag XD.
The best case scenario I ran into was doing night deliveries, needing to do an emergency dump. Pulled into a side road of a cornfield, ran into the cornfield and channeled mole energy to dig a pit with my bare hands, and had a rather enjoyable poop given the circumstances.
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u/Itchy_Psychology6678 2d ago
im 25 years in …..
I’ve never shit in a bag. WTF you thinking rook???!!!!!!!???
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u/EquivalentRude9364 2d ago
How tf have you done this shit for 25 years?
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u/Itchy_Psychology6678 2d ago
I don’t love this at all, but I can’t do anything else and make $75k+….. Last year I made over100k…left those thieving bastards tho
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u/king_rootin_tootin 1d ago
Tell me you need more fiber in your diet without telling me you need more fiber in your diet
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u/Dangerous-Chemist389 2d ago
I've been out here 12yrs, i have squatted between the duals a few times.
But i have never used my sleeper as a toilet. That shit is disgusting.
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u/Outlaw11091 2d ago
I've been driving 8. I have ran to a tree line, shat on the side of the Kansas Turnpike, I have crapped in the hole of where a toilet once stood in a rest area closed for remodeling, on the side of a closed dollar general...
I have never crapped in my sleeper...or a bag, for that matter.
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u/BoostedLexus 2d ago
That's why I keep a 5 gallon bucket and extra bags, mainly for trash/cans, but also sometimes those unexpected dookies hit and you gotta go right then and there.
Keep it in the cab so it can stench it up, so when DOT opens up the door they'll get hit with the sweet aged aroma of truck turds