Holy aerodynamics - r/Shitty_Car

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That shifter 😭😭😭

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u/Afizzle55 2d ago

The double ender dildo for the win.

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u/justaPOLguy 2d ago

And for an automatic….

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u/Secure_Display 2d ago

holy shit, didn’t realize it was automatic because the knob had all my attention.. LOL

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u/TheAwkwardBanana 1d ago

I wonder if he stabs the brakes really hard does the shifter throws itself into park?

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u/Shermandad01 2d ago

This is what happens when you go to autozone with your tax return.

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u/Alternative-Appeal43 2d ago

This is what happens when fortnight kids have money given to them

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u/ValuableJumpy8208 2d ago

What does 2 weeks have anything to do with this?

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u/Alternative-Appeal43 2d ago

That's how long it took to beg mom to buy the wing

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u/IFYOUWOULDPLEAZ 2d ago

This is definitely a top 10 for this sub. Holy shit.

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u/whatdaheck420 2d ago

Once this baby hits 88mph, we're popping a wheelie!

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u/Flimsy-Radio-3276 2d ago edited 1d ago

Wow, that dildo really helps him shift that automatic like a champ

probably an is250 as well....TF they thinking

Edit: whoops didn't read the text under the photos

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u/BaboTron 2d ago

Right, because doing that to an ISF would have been cool?

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u/bdizzzzzle 2d ago

When you buy car shit from only facebook ads

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u/DoJu318 2d ago

All that and a steering wheel cover is heresy.

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u/Beehous 2d ago

just saw a similar wing on a 2015 elantra no joke

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u/Ok_Milk6453 2d ago

I am fairly car stupid. It's gonna be hard not getting a dui when your sitting next to a beer tap

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u/Bitter-Researcher389 2d ago

Too bad they didn’t put some of the fake louver budget towards new floor mats.

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u/MrT735 2d ago

Somehow the 1968 F1 season returned.

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u/ArtTheClown2022 2d ago

How much horsepower does that add??

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u/Bigjoosbox 2d ago

All of them

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u/LED_flashlight 2d ago

The funniest reply I’ve seen yet

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u/Tat2brian 2d ago

I guarantee this guy has a Edgar haircut

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u/bkkgnar 2d ago

Of course it’s an automatic

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u/DoJu318 2d ago

I don't think they make those in manual.

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u/LED_flashlight 2d ago

They do, this guy just built different 😂

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u/Hatedpriest 2d ago

It's an autostick. You can put it in "manual" and use it as a slap stick...

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u/Sesmo_FPV 2d ago

Indeed… holy aerodynamics Batman!

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u/Shermandad01 2d ago

They have a fake plate suspended inside the big fucking wing... down force and an air brake all in one

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u/BMXfreekonwheelz13 2d ago

Love the huge shifter on an auto trans. Probably disabled the safety latch too to make it fit

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u/FormerOil4924 2d ago

The giant shifter for his automatic is my favorite part.

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u/Geoffstibbons 2d ago

Ideally someone should glue some ornaments to this mantelpiece of a spolier

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u/WardogBlaze14 2d ago

What does it say in the back of the wing?

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u/CloneClem 2d ago

It’s a Philippians phrase ‘I can do all things through [a]Christ who strengthens me.’

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u/mdrnsavg 2d ago

Giving the answers we came here for!

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u/IGK123 2d ago

I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me

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u/LED_flashlight 2d ago

I have no idea 😂

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u/Important-Outcome-74 2d ago

Or lack thereof.

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u/IGK123 2d ago

Ya…that’s pretty bad. Wing text is based but everything else is awful.

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u/Apprehensive_Donut49 2d ago

No giant wang lexus build is complete without the dildo automatic shifter

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u/TheAntoine003 2d ago

Actual downforce

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 2d ago

What does it translate to on the back of the wing?

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u/Whole-Debate-9547 2d ago

Dear Lord, does he have a keg of beer for that tap handle?

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u/EfficiencySlight8845 2d ago

Is that a parachute?

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u/EfficiencySlight8845 2d ago

What do you think that book is in the passenger door?

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u/screamtrumpet 2d ago

Dude, save some pussy for the rest of us!

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u/No_Object_4355 2d ago

Prolly bust out that back windshield every time they open the trunk

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u/ThenButterfly4885 2d ago

Is that shifter multi purpose lol

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u/melie776 2d ago

That much down force could plow corn rows 😊

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u/ThenaJuno 2d ago

Everything is bigger in Texas.

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u/Calgaris_Rex 2d ago

Do people think this looks cool?

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u/Lex_GS430 2d ago

more like 'Holy Downforce'

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u/nom_nom44 2d ago

You can’t force any more down than this

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u/stevet442 2d ago

The translation on the spoiler means I like to replace my gear shifter with a massive dildo, and the rest is epically shit as well of course

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u/pancrudo 2d ago

Holy shit a chassis mount wing only mounted to the trunk. Hahahaha

Thank you OP for posting something that actually belongs here

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u/UrbanCobra 2d ago

It’s so ridiculous I kinda like it

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u/RudderForADuck 2d ago

The custom automatic shifter is doing the heavy lifting in this build

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u/daleming69 2d ago

Anyone remember the viral video of that girl who got interviewed about her civic talking about the “engine tuck” and “bubble shifter”? Same energy

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u/Brokenspokes68 1d ago

We heard you like wings so we built a wing on top of your wing.

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u/esleydobemos 1d ago

That raises the maximum ceiling to 35,000 feet.

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u/Ramle 1d ago

As stupid as this is, a rear wing basically only works properly when placed at or above the height of the roof of the car. So he at least got that right..

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u/jimmyjames794 1d ago

No fender vents? Bet the brakes stay glowing

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u/trappedinwc 2d ago

I can't read it. Is it at least a 350?

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u/Joey_Babz 19h ago

Holy coefficient of drag!

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u/TheRealJayk0b 11h ago

Question:

The spoiler seems to be mounted on the trunk door.

Is this a proper way of mounting this?

Holy aerodynamics BIG WANG