r/ShittyAnimalFacts • u/no_salt_just_lime • Oct 05 '19

Most deer secretly wish they could be cowboys, but they lack opposable thumbs which makes them horrible with lassos. Info

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u/Swamp_Donkey0 Oct 05 '19

That's a well-known fact, OP. I'm more intrigued with the seemingly philosophical stairway and arch that leads to no opening in that wall. Or, maybe it's a secret Dwarf door that only presents itself under the conditions that it was built in.

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u/no_salt_just_lime Oct 05 '19

I'm not sure of the meaning, but I can confirm it's a stairway that leads directly into a wall....

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u/something_snails Oct 05 '19

I’d guess it’s a Hobbit thing, but I may be wrong

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u/no_salt_just_lime Oct 05 '19

It's in my employers' backyard. They don't seem like LOTR people, but I guess anything's possible?

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u/something_snails Oct 05 '19

I misunderstood your last comment. I thought you were asking about the meaning of the comment before that

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u/m0rris0n_hotel Dr. Know Little Oct 05 '19

♪ Mommas don’t let your fawns grow up to be cowboys ♫

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u/FrankleeMiDeer Oct 06 '19

Of course, I saw "disposable thumbs." And that made no sense whatsoever.

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u/HughJorgens Oct 06 '19

Mah name is Buck, and I like to...what's that?

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u/__Rick__Sanchez__ Oct 06 '19

WHAT IN LAWN DECORATION?

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u/shesdrawnpoorly Oct 13 '19

I wanna be a COWBOY BABEY