r/RoastMe • u/Pocket_Ace35 • 6h ago

Don't hold back

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12 Upvotes

81% Upvoted

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u/Thatguy755 5h ago

Andrew Taint

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u/shawnwarnerwrites 1h ago

All roasting aside, I bet Tate wishes he looked like this guy.

At least that way he would be just ugly instead of looking like his parents share a grandfather.

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u/maxxmom123 1h ago

Yeah Tate isn’t this good looking

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u/Even-Condition8980 1h ago

His name should be Queef Edger

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u/Arrr_kelly_clarkson 5h ago

That reminds me I need to add eggs to my grocery list

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u/MyNameIsNotKyle 3h ago

I wanted to add a roast but I don't think anything tops this

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u/Dizzy-Locksmith90 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/OkMobile5574 1h ago

Da bearded egg

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u/WinthorpStrange 23m ago

An egg and some canuba wax

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u/Emergency_Scholar237 5h ago

You look like Darth Vader took off his helmet after a bad day.

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u/Pocket_Ace35 3h ago

Excellent🤣

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u/thedeuce75 4h ago

Nothing sadder then a bald ginger.

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u/TheyCallMeBullet 4h ago

Your hair didn’t

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u/chefcliffw 5h ago

You look like the love child of Walter and a leprechaun… that’s Walter, Jeff Dunham’s ventriloquist dummy, not White, who you seemingly idolize.

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u/whofarting 5h ago

Mall security? You look like you want people to think you're a cop.

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u/HamBone868 4h ago

Your third eye keeps staring at me

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u/Farmdiddy 2h ago

He’s enlightened (by forehead acne at his grown ass age )

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u/riiizzz23 4h ago

“Hey Siri, what would Andrew Tate look like if he wasn’t rich”

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u/Nohateheretoday 5h ago

This is the guy that got caught masturbating on all fours at the back of the library.

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u/Godleastfavourite 5h ago

You definitely still talk about the high school days 

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u/faucetpants 4h ago

If there was a competition for losers, you'd still come in second.

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u/NQUIGGLE123 2h ago

Definitely 7th place of 7 participating

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u/JaysFan007 4h ago

You had had the oppurtunity to hide the fact you're a soulless ginger and still decided to grow a beard

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u/starktargaryen75 4h ago

His pictures are upside down

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u/Vilaverde1994 4h ago

Andrew Tate, albino, disabled person who loves children.

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u/Double_Yam3010 4h ago

You look like a young Rob Halford. He was a closeted homosexual for a long time too.

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u/Willy121821 4h ago

Mr clean with no soul

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u/JBax75 3h ago

You look like a qtip after a crackhead uses it...

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u/IaMuRGOd34 3h ago

looks like reject from a bikers club in that last pic

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u/Best-Sir5588 3h ago

Johnny No-Sins

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u/tdurden1969 1h ago

If a penis had ears and a goatee!!

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u/decay2808 5h ago

You look like a duckling could hatch out of your head anytime.

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u/PopSmokeLulz 4h ago

You look like the kind of guy that wears Grunt Style T-shirts but never served a day in any military

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u/tiddeeznutz 4h ago

Isn’t that most guys who wear Grunt Style shirts?

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u/PopSmokeLulz 4h ago

Yes. 😂

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u/GuyBannister1 4h ago

Gobstopper head

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u/Old-Investment7808 4h ago

Don’t post pic .

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u/tautjes 4h ago

Everyday he's like "i wish i was still on joe budden's podcast "

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u/Iudiehard11 4h ago

I always wondered what happened to Shrek and Perrys offspring. Glad you are on Reddit

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u/WrapFresh 4h ago

Rob halfords lost butt son.

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u/tiddeeznutz 4h ago

He wasn’t even trying!

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u/WrapFresh 4h ago

He's a splitting cheeks image of him.

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u/Braquiossauros 4h ago

Andrew Tate if he never smoked

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u/Suspicious-Table936 4h ago

Opie from sons of anarchy if he was a skinhead

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u/LibraryWorldly47 4h ago

Andrew Tater tots

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u/Helpful_Tea_6951 4h ago

How long have you lived in the shed?

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u/Darth_Stroyer_ 4h ago

you look like a fuckin narc

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u/SmilingSunBlackMoon 4h ago

Everyone who saw the leprechaun say yeah!

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u/Temp_acct2024 4h ago

Back In 1993, the movie Coneheads came out, but now we have domehead.

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u/SS3599 4h ago

Prick with ears

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u/jpfzombie 4h ago

What was that toy in the 90s that you could rearranged the beard and head hair?

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u/DJ_WoLV 4h ago

Bet you tell that to all the black guys.

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u/Invader_Gir_1 4h ago

Even your hair doesn't want to be seen with you.

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u/Present-Mirror-7669 3h ago

Are you being stalked by a sniper?

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u/OneMinuteManny 3h ago

Ginger dildo

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u/pickachuiisajew 3h ago

This guy shaved his head and is still a ginger.

This guy is the type to make trump his whole personality.

Type of guy who drinks bud weiser and eats slim Jim's for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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u/Many-Tale9112 3h ago

You lack any sexuality. When you play with yourself, it is with Axis and Allies instead of your penis. The fun lasts longer and you will win in that scenario.

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u/rokken70 3h ago

Ginger Andrew Tate.

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u/Detachabl_e 3h ago

How the balls look when she shows up 30 min. early.

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u/jdsayshello 3h ago

A face so ugly, not even a Toupée would swipe right.

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u/Apprehensive-Mix1863 3h ago

Ain’t this the dude that shot up that movie theatre that one time

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u/themightyfoxtwo 3h ago

How do I roast Dr. Venture? Your whole life is one big shit show.

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u/Mundane-Bad3996 3h ago

I’ve noticed your only wearing black, I guess it’s to match your soul empty and void of life.

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u/Zealousideal-Gas1998 3h ago

Bro so tall he grew through his hair

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u/SomethingBeeped 3h ago

Your dad should’ve held back.

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u/BlackBeltInSeesaw 2h ago

Nice of God to put a sniper target on your forehead

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u/Fluid-Remote1649 2h ago

You look like a cancer survivor who shouldn't have

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u/ZoomZoommuchacho 2h ago

Your hair took it personally

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u/KurtRambisSpecs 2h ago

You just know the type of guy to get bit by a zombie during the apocalypse, hide it, and then help the other survivors expose someone else for being bit.

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u/Flight_305 2h ago

I want to throw a dart at that bullseye mole on your fucking forehead 

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u/kbeckerburbs4 2h ago

You went bald at 14

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u/Accordian-football 2h ago

You stole Biden sunglasses

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u/Pjp288710 2h ago

Blander than a kid's meal. You are an absolute nothing burger of a person.

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u/Old_surviving_moron 2h ago

Why do the soulless have such...pubic facial hair? It's like a seventies playboy.

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u/StressedPizzaEater 2h ago

So that's where the pharmacy industry got the pill shape from

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u/NQUIGGLE123 2h ago

Whats up tow ball?

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u/BIGLARRRY 1h ago

HES THE WHITEST INDIAN IN THE WEST

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u/Neidan1 1h ago

“Don’t hold back”… is what you told your barber.

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u/Early_Law_5703 1h ago

You look like you write love letters to Aryan Brotherhood members….

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u/Jackmysackpsv 1h ago

Bald and ginger God really said fuck you in particular huh

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u/Less-Tackle926 1h ago

You look like a veteran who claims disability and keeps getting denied.

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u/Alternative-Fish-836 1h ago

You look like a child tried to decorate an egg as part of their therapists efforts to get them to describe the person who molested them.

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u/TicketPlenty2024 1h ago

John Cryer before u stabbed Charlie sheen in the back

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u/Laura_Biden 1h ago

you ever see a post where the subject is just so generic, that you can't think of anything to say? this is that...

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u/maxxmom123 1h ago

Besides u being bald there isn’t much

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u/Commercial-Name-3602 1h ago

Temu Andrew Tate

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u/dawgmama62 1h ago

About as exciting as instant mashed potatoes.

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u/Riptide_of_the_seas 1h ago

Hey Sigils, how are those knees?

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u/spankynip 1h ago

You're good dude, keep doing you

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u/feetiedid 1h ago

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u/feetiedid 1h ago

Like if one of his farts came to life.

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u/Early_Law_5703 1h ago

The Army, Navy, Airforce and Marine Corps all disqualified you from service when you walked into the recruiting station with your pigeon toes.

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u/Dantronik 1h ago

Nothing creepier than a bald ginger with a beard.

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u/McMoustache2020 1h ago

This guy definitely strangles cats

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u/1_800_JohnWick 59m ago

Dahmer McGregor

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u/j_malky87 59m ago

Hey, look! It’s Richard from “Guess Who?”.

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u/ComplexTraining6129 58m ago

Proof the Aliens are amongst us.

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u/WhiskynCigar72 54m ago

Don't even have hair for a guy to grab while you swallow him

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u/SliceNDice432 51m ago

If Andrew Tate drove a 1997 Corolla.

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u/NathanToastReal1 48m ago

BALD ED SHEERAN?

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u/trashbilly 44m ago

You even look the part of douche nozzle

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u/Mert_Nertman 24m ago

The only female that would sit on your face would be a female ostrich.

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u/Wonderful-Exit-9785 20m ago

Ex-youth pastor vibes.

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u/imacabooseman 3m ago

You look like a botched circumcision