r/RoastMe • u/livinthrulifee • 6h ago

Roast me 19M

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27 Upvotes

84% Upvoted

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u/Emergency_Scholar237 6h ago

I bet with those glasses when you look at maps, you can see people waving back at you.

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u/Fabulous_Point8748 6h ago

Probably burns the map if he stares too long at the map in the sun.

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u/Ewetootwo 5h ago

Sick Carry Oh!

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u/Dantronik 1h ago

He can see the wildfires as they happen

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u/PaganPsychopath 6h ago

Pretty sure you've written a manifesto

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u/Lost_Opinion_1307 5h ago

About how to hunt gay guys at gay bars

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u/BigGingerYeti 6h ago

You look like Penfold from Danger Mouse.

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u/treesarefriend 5h ago

He's the gayest, he's a spastic. Wherever there is children he'll be there

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u/livinthrulifee 6h ago

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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u/Spiritual-Gene-5767 6h ago

Your bottom lip looks like you’re sticking your tongue out 😂💀

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u/livinthrulifee 6h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Due_Individual_5569 6h ago

I’ll take a bundle

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u/Gumsho88 6h ago

Don’t worry, one day Uncle Achmed is going to let you manage his bodega and your career will be off and running!

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u/livinthrulifee 6h ago

wait how did u know

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u/somewherefrog 6h ago

Got them ceo assassin eyebrows

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u/muff_diverl77 2h ago

Don’t you dare put Saint Mangione on the same category as this Frumunda man!

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u/Buttstaxxz 6h ago

Buy some fucking chapstick! Lips look drier than the Sahara.

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u/livinthrulifee 6h ago

HAHAHAHHA

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u/Goddamn-Dats-Spicy 6h ago

Did you take that first picture from the ground up because we would have to be the first group of people that look up to you?

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u/livinthrulifee 6h ago

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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u/alwaysfatigued8787 6h ago

How many cigarettes do you typically bum from people on any given day?

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u/livinthrulifee 6h ago

i smoke rollies

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u/nousername206 6h ago

nice blowjob lips

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u/livinthrulifee 6h ago

i get that alot be more creative

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u/nousername206 6h ago

choosybeggars

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u/Necessary_shots 5h ago

He's trying to roast you, unlike the others who are being polite after finishing in your mouth.

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u/livinthrulifee 5h ago

HAHAHAHHHAAHAH GOOD ONE

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u/Uhhlaneuh http://redd.it/cl8v0g 4h ago

Ya we know

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u/livinthrulifee 3h ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/TreesFreesBrees 6h ago

You look like you're sponsored by Rohypnol.

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u/Personal-Magician75 5h ago

This is the face of a young man destined for the career of a dishwasher

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u/splshd2 5h ago

Why is one side of your face higher than the other?

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u/Uhrrtax 5h ago

you don't need roasting your head looks like a dick already

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u/Blackflare79 5h ago

You remind of my fat senior at work, who steals shoes and nobody trusts but still work with and laugh at!

Black

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u/No-Fix-9039 4h ago

who give you the last photo cut should be imprisoned

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u/tiddeeznutz 4h ago

Did you buy that mustache from Scott Tenorman?

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u/Expensive-Safe-6820 4h ago

You look like the temu shaggy

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u/livinthrulifee 3h ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/TheMaster_5209 4h ago

There’s a reason the dog isn’t choosing to look at you.

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u/InternalIncrease4403 3h ago

Glasses so thick you can see the future. You look like a bite of sausage that someone dropped on a barbershop floor.

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u/livinthrulifee 2h ago

HAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA

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u/muff_diverl77 2h ago

As long as you are not on the same plane with me it’s all good and thank you for sitting out the 9/11 terrorists attacks 👍🏼

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u/TheGratitudeBot 2h ago

Thanks for saying thanks! It's so nice to see Redditors being grateful :)

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u/Early_Law_5703 2h ago

The dog is staring out the windows wishing it could jump out into traffic…. I would join him/her too if I had to be associated with you.

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u/TicketPlenty2024 1h ago

When u mix a bunch of different colored paints , your color comes out

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u/livinthrulifee 1h ago

true HHAHAHAHHAHA

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u/Dantronik 1h ago

Dude get some fucking chapstick for those crusty ass lips

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u/InfiniteQuirk 6h ago

I’ve seen you before, but I’m sure I had to pay for admission last time

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u/livinthrulifee 6h ago

didnt understand

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/livinthrulifee 6h ago

HAHAHAHHAH THIS IS GOOD

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u/octoberrust87 6h ago

You look like the guy who tries to scam call you and have somebody log into their computer

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u/livinthrulifee 6h ago

HAHAHAHHAHA I WORK IN TELEMARKETING

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u/octoberrust87 6h ago

Close enough!

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u/pocket4spaghetti 6h ago

Your dog doesn't even want to look at you

1

u/livinthrulifee 6h ago

good oneeee

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u/whofarting 6h ago

Eww. Are you in to dance? As an adult male?

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u/livinthrulifee 6h ago

im glad u tried but its the gym

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u/whofarting 6h ago

Sure. Good.try.

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u/IskanderR12 6h ago

There's more hair in your eyebrows that in your head and beard bro.

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u/livinthrulifee 6h ago

HAHAHAHAHHAHHA

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/livinthrulifee 6h ago

GWHWWHHAAHAHAAH

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u/Gordon_Townsend 6h ago

Birth control glasses... Check! Virginity... Check! Pornhub membership... Paid!

You're ready for your date with your hand... Again.

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u/livinthrulifee 6h ago

HHAAHAHAHAHAH

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u/babbagoo 6h ago

If you take off your glasses, your nose comes off as well

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u/livinthrulifee 6h ago

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

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u/SnooDoggos3909 6h ago

Cheap gay

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u/livinthrulifee 6h ago

im really trying to beat the allegations but they beat me

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u/Future_Parsley740 6h ago

I'm so glad that your keeping fit for your daddys and those glasses must save your eyes from the facials you receive on a daily basis.

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u/livinthrulifee 6h ago

STOP HAHAHAHHA

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u/OkMobile5574 6h ago

Trying to grow facial hair wont hide dat pussy

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u/livinthrulifee 6h ago

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

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u/TehSeksyManz 6h ago

You look like the kind of guy that Republicans want to deport but also hook up with on Grindr

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u/livinthrulifee 6h ago

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH STOP

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u/Lizardking619 6h ago

September 11th is his favorite holiday

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u/livinthrulifee 6h ago

ALLAHUAKBARRRRRR

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u/Lizardking619 1h ago

Jokes on you the 72 virgins are dudes😂😂😂ahh shit their into it😬

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u/TobyField33 5h ago

You poo in the street.

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u/livinthrulifee 5h ago

yes when im visiting ur mom

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u/TobyField33 5h ago

My mother is dead.

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u/livinthrulifee 5h ago

old comeback try another one

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u/TobyField33 5h ago

Wut.

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u/livinthrulifee 5h ago

nevermind rip

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u/FederHerz 5h ago

I bet you keep this pubic Hair in your face so you can use your moms ID to get into the club.

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u/livinthrulifee 5h ago

wh i love seeing americans cry about 21+ shit

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u/TheOmCollector 5h ago

You must be the dude who’s been leaving the Black & Mild wrappers in the parking lot.

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u/livinthrulifee 5h ago

AHHAHAHAHHAHAH

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u/jospeh68 5h ago

Poor pooch has seen so much that he can never unsee while living with you.

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u/livinthrulifee 5h ago

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH

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u/Flaky-You9517 5h ago

And we thought Gaza couldn’t get any camper…

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u/livinthrulifee 5h ago

HAHAHAHHAHA

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u/MittaMon 5h ago

Did your dog donate your chinhair?

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u/livinthrulifee 5h ago

shd took em😂

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u/Present_Trade_4075 5h ago

Bro is asking to be roasted, should be googling symptoms for HPV1

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u/CautiousBearnz 5h ago

No! you're 19 now, time to grow up and roast yourself. Get some independence instead of relying on everyone else to do everything for you.

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u/low-eyez 5h ago

Man how are your eyes far apart and close at the same time

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u/livinthrulifee 5h ago

its the hemp

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u/low-eyez 5h ago

Lips so chapped it looked like moses spread the red sea on your lips

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u/livinthrulifee 5h ago

HAHAHAHQHAHA

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u/Arrr_kelly_clarkson 5h ago

Lebanese or lesbian ?

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u/livinthrulifee 5h ago

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH why not both

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u/FrontWalk2352 5h ago

Your bottom lip looks like crushed skittles

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u/livinthrulifee 5h ago

HAHAHQAHHAHHAHHA

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u/low-eyez 5h ago

My boy gotta use wd-40 to restore them lips, i pray for any woman you try to go down on. Got 60 grit sand paper on that mouth

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u/livinthrulifee 5h ago

HAHAHAHHAHHAHA REAL

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u/SirWeebleWobble 5h ago

I have pubes thicker than your facial hair.

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u/livinthrulifee 5h ago

me too HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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u/No_Tailor_787 5h ago

You almost look human, but from the factory seconds pile.

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u/livinthrulifee 5h ago

HAHAHHAHAH

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u/Heavy-Persimmon-7995 5h ago

Can see into the future with them fuckin goggles bro. You’d think you’d see you need chapstick desperately when you look in the mirror. God damn. You kiss your mother with that sandpaper under your nose?

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u/leanne_claire 5h ago

How many months since you transitioned?

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u/livinthrulifee 4h ago

😨😨😨😨

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u/TheKnottyBull 5h ago

Last time I saw a thumb like that it was holding a detonator for the suicide vest he was wearing!

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u/livinthrulifee 4h ago

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA

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u/predat3d 5h ago

I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your jihad newsletter. 

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u/livinthrulifee 4h ago

yes and u can find the blueprint for the explosion on my linktree😍

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u/YoghurtChance97 5h ago

I would have been your friend at school so you don’t shoot me

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u/livinthrulifee 4h ago

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH

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u/Ancient_Object_578 5h ago

you look like a terrorist who is too stupid to blow up the bomb...

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u/sulvikelmakaunn 5h ago

Pillsbury dough boy from here on out

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u/livinthrulifee 4h ago

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

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u/dek6ix 5h ago

Too young to be roasted. Come back in 10 years perhaps.

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u/livinthrulifee 4h ago

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

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u/PromiseSenior9678 5h ago

3rd pic look same as what I see below my belly button

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u/livinthrulifee 4h ago

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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u/joemataratz12 5h ago

Hey Apu, go stock some shelfs at the 7-11

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u/livinthrulifee 4h ago

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

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u/numbskullerykiller 4h ago

Your mom drank while pregnant didn't she? You're obviously missing some genetic information.

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u/livinthrulifee 4h ago

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAA

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u/Falconsnipes_ 4h ago

I was gonna say no I’m not gonna roast you, you look adorable but then I saw the pubes on your face

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u/livinthrulifee 4h ago

this ine wins

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u/livinthrulifee 4h ago

HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHJAH

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u/metta_world_war_iii 4h ago

You look like you're about to ask me if I have any games on my phone.

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u/livinthrulifee 3h ago

HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA

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u/SmilingSunBlackMoon 4h ago

Bro dosent need to roasted, he needs chapstick for those crusty ass lips

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u/livinthrulifee 3h ago

HAHAHAHAHHA

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u/Excellent-Area6009 4h ago

You go from Arab/turkish, to Albanian cocaine dealer, to jigalo

1

u/livinthrulifee 3h ago

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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u/thechosen1one 3h ago

Get some fucking chapstick bitch

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u/livinthrulifee 3h ago

AHHAHAHAHAHA

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u/pickachuiisajew 3h ago

This guy looks like a toilet plunger .

This guy went to the gym to do gay lunges and Russian twists.

When you sweat you pat dry your self and fan your face with your hand.

Come gimmie a kiss princess 💋

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u/livinthrulifee 3h ago

HAHAHAHHAHAHA IM REALLY TRYING TO BEAT THE ALIGATIONS

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u/pickachuiisajew 3h ago

Lololol I'm playing G , keep eating protein and lift heavy !

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u/AlarmedDimension8354 3h ago

Ben Not So Sharpiro

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u/RecognitionHonest320 3h ago

Fucking Poindexter

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u/mridiot1968 3h ago

You look like Mexican Tim pool

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u/livinthrulifee 3h ago

HAHAHHAHAHHA

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u/Upbeat-Room-5472 3h ago

Ngl bro I thought you were fat your face deceived me.

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u/livinthrulifee 3h ago

i was fat thanks for the compliment

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u/themightyfoxtwo 3h ago

You look like someone shaved Chewbacca.

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u/livinthrulifee 3h ago

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

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u/Flight_305 2h ago

Mustaches are for men.  Gtfo. 

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u/kbeckerburbs4 2h ago

You look like you cry when your bf cums in your mouth

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u/Early_Law_5703 2h ago

The dog is staring out the window wishing it could jump out into traffic…. I would join him/her too if I had to be associated with you.

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u/BenFreaklin 2h ago

How many blunts does someone have to do to get permanent dope face?

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u/livinthrulifee 1h ago

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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u/sadlonelyandblue 1h ago

This guy definitely listens to Tupac and says every hard R.

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u/livinthrulifee 1h ago

yes....

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u/sadlonelyandblue 1h ago

Respect, he's just like me fr

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u/livinthrulifee 1h ago

HAHAHHAHAHAHH

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u/Dantronik 1h ago

Dude, you're softer than whipped cream on a sundae

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u/ComplexTraining6129 1h ago

Looking like the first draft of Where’s Waldo that nobody ever wants to actually find.

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u/livinthrulifee 56m ago

HAHAHHAAHHA

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u/jordy_marshmello1 54m ago

You look like you cried when Omegle got shut down

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u/livinthrulifee 54m ago

HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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u/WinthorpStrange 23m ago

Dude why are your lips mega moist all the time like lubed butthole

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u/livinthrulifee 21m ago

bro theyre chapped tf r u talking about

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u/InfiniteQuirk 6h ago

You’re like the human version of an athlete’s foot; annoying and hard to get rid of

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u/livinthrulifee 6h ago

AAHHAHAHAHAAHA

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u/Bed_Bug_God 6h ago

You look like a dork and an idiot. Fuck you!