27M. Bored as Hell.

[u/Common-Feeling7882]

[u/FrontWalk2352]

You look like when you and your girl argue you don't give her no pussy.

[u/34Naruto54]

You look like you have no personality

[u/Due_Individual_5569]

You look like you have a bunch of cat heads in your basement

[u/Falconsnipes_ → u/Due_Individual_5569]

Omg this is rough 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/InfiniteQuirk]

Some people are like slinkies. They are not good for much, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs

[u/dustybottlecaps]

Kid made it snow by brushing his jew fro

[u/Present_Trade_4075]

‘Ol Butthead lookin MF

[u/faucetpants]

Looks like you enjoy that "brotherly love"

[u/PopSmokeLulz]

"Aight bet"

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[u/MisterBurnsSucks]

You look like you hang around snowboard shops hitting on the 16-year-olds that work there... 😒

[u/Arrr_kelly_clarkson]

Nice Jewfro homeboy

[u/TehSeksyManz]

Writing a roast about you is like writing a food review on lard. It has no taste but still leaves a greasy film behind.

[u/PaganPsychopath]

Bored? Just look at yourself in the mirror and laugh

[u/Bed_Bug_God]

You look like you go to the beach in a trenchcoat during the busiest time of the day. Once there you sit around feeding seagulls bbq Fritos. As they get closer and closer, you look for the fattest seagull you can find, and catch it by hand. With this obese seagull in hand, you approach the nearest children, and take a large bite out of the stomach of the seagull. Once you've completed your girlish sprint back to your Chevy Malibu, you drive 5 miles an hour under the speed limit home. Once home, you put on your favorite Minecraft pajamas, and begin jotting poems into a comically small notebook. You then post these poems on to your second Instagram account, none of your friends know you write poetry. The poems are sophomoric, and your posts get no likes. Also your hair cut stupid.

[u/GuyBannister1]

I would say to you throw batteries at Santa but you're way too boring for that. You just hope each team has a good time.

[u/tautjes]

you look like if the green ranger couldnt fight *rip

[u/low-eyez]

I got bored looking at you my boy

[u/Sea_Ad3300]

You look like your favourite past time hobby is sexual offence.

[u/Future_Parsley740]

You look like you don't have any friends at all

[u/No_Tailor_787]

It's like you were reincarnated as a 57 year old man.

[u/sitnquiet]

You look like you quote "I keep getting older and they stay the same age..." at every party.

[u/Sad_Photograph_2925]

Ugly as hell and dumb as hell too

[u/riiizzz23]

Roasting you wouldn’t even be entertaining so now I’m also bored

[u/Falconsnipes_]

You look like you Snapchat 11 year old boys

[u/IKU420]

Fuck the Eagles. Worst fan base of the entire NFL

[u/WrapFresh]

Look like your dad's a lawyer

[u/Invader_Gir_1]

I bet you frequently like to swallow Philly tube steaks.

[u/tiddeeznutz]

You look like you try to impress girls by rapping TV show theme songs.

[u/SS3599]

Your personality is as shitty as the Eagles fans. Inbred fan base and an inbred fuck wearing the hoodie.

[u/pickachuiisajew]

And here I thought SpongeBob was a cartoon character

[u/numbskullerykiller]

Guess what, so is everyone who comes into contact with you.

[u/Detachabl_e]

Someone washed Kal Penn with bleach again.

[u/DontReKtyourself]

FUCK THE EAGLES!!

[u/Many-Tale9112]

At last, something that sucks more than the eagles!

[u/Familiar_Zucchini565]

Stay out of my trash can..I'm not telling you again

[u/No_Sweet_5308]

The boy band member that no one likes.

[u/Naderr]

You look like a used car salesman specializing in salvage title Miatas from the mid 90's.

[u/Extreme-Method59]

You live in queens ?

[u/kbeckerburbs4]

You look like you try to fuck the tree behind you

[u/StressedPizzaEater]

You look like someone who would yell at random people "that is not the correct way to make a Philly Cheesestake !"

[u/TicketPlenty2024]

Male menopause in a photo

[u/dawgmama62]

It's spelled "boring"

[u/maximilticket]

You need sunscreen just for the lights in the house.

[u/vissivvis]

Go Birds.

[u/Early_Law_5703]

You look like you prank call your own grandma.

[u/1_800_JohnWick]

I can’t decide if you are more Charlie Sheen or Charlie Kelly

[u/jordy_marshmello1]

You look like the Tinder match I'd be least enthusiastic about

[u/BlackAsP1tch]

Forever in the friend zone.

[u/Eamon83]

*Boring

[u/Double_Yam3010]

Simple pinch-face

[u/WinthorpStrange]

Dude are you okay, you look you have chronic anal pain. And by the way the packers are going to smoke you this weekend

[u/limark74]

Go birds 🦅

[u/_SundaeDriver → u/limark74]

Cant roast anyone in their Eagles gear. E A G L E S Eagles!