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u/creosoterolls 6h ago
I couldn’t think of anything bad to say. Then I saw the Jeep.
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u/Emotional_Ticket1063 4h ago
Sums it up right there, they are awful on so many levels. Close down main streets for a bunch of morons to drive their over priced vehicles to end up at a bar somewhere? Sure, why not, no one else uses the roads. Jeep folks are essentially keeping STD clinics in business. I want to kick them all in the teeth.
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u/Emergency_Scholar237 6h ago
Your head looks like someone steamed all the wrinkles out of a ball sack
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u/whofarting 6h ago
You ever just look in the mirror and think about how much your family could inherit if you sold your organs?
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u/Darth_Stroyer_ 6h ago
you are so fucking old, if I saw you behind me in the checkout line, I would let you go ahead of me.
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u/PaganPsychopath 6h ago
You look like you found the fountain of youth but forgot to take it off opposite mode
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u/faucetpants 5h ago
Hopefully, your parents are already dead and don't feel the disappointment of the day they retired your mother's vagina.
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u/youdontneed2likeme 5h ago
Why are your pictures frightening to look at? I feel fear looking into your old eyes.
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u/dirtypilgrimpunch 5h ago
This guys just aching to tell us how Jesus gave him grace after his brutal divorce when he found his wife sleeping with the UPS guy
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u/Heavy-Persimmon-7995 5h ago
I’m sure you thought having a beard when you started losing your hair would make you feel better or look better, news flash, it doesn’t. Do us all a favor and wear a hat so we don’t have to look at that egg shell. While you’re at it, throw on a mask to cover up them yellow ass teeth you’re trying to whiten up. Some advice, you need to evenly apply the whitener. Yknow, so you don’t get it all uneven and looking like shit like.. well like yours do lmao. Top it off with some shades, cover up them dead ass eyes. Good lord, your marriage sucks the life out of you enough, don’t gotta attack me with them bug eyes.
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u/Capable_Claim_2859 5h ago
Man Johnny Sins has been looking rough lately. 😬😬😬😬 I guess he finally caught herps.
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u/Early_Law_5703 5h ago
I’ll never understand why bald men have beards…. And wtf is up with that grey in your beard…. You feel old because you look old AF!
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u/Wild_Can_64 5h ago
You're looking eerie is what you're looking, does your face ever try out new expressions or are you a store mannequin?
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u/Money-Scientist4345 5h ago
You look like the overly enthusiastic gym teacher who spends his free time coaching girls softball just to get a whiff of the locker room after practice.
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u/Invader_Gir_1 4h ago
Eat it or starve must be your motto when you dig into those dog treats behind you.
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u/Detachabl_e 3h ago
This is what it looks like when a half orc passes his deception check and now everyone in town thinks he's just a single dad that didn't get custody.
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u/WalkwiththeWolf 3h ago
Sign above the door "Eat it or starve".
Food on the counter "Beggin' Strips". Not a dog to be found though.
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u/Flight_305 2h ago
You painting that piece of furniture behind you blue to “rescue it” is sure the most interesting thing you will ever do.
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u/Laura_Biden 27m ago
The bandana 🤣
He tryin to be Aaron Eckhart in Erin Brockovich but lookin' like a police officer who's trying to ingratiate himself into a biker gang?
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u/WinthorpStrange 25m ago
You look like the guy that takes giant stinky shits at work and heats up fish and goat cheese in the work microwave.
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u/alwaysfatigued8787 6h ago
45 years old? You don't look a day over 60.