Moved to Europe from the middle east 10 months ago, lost a part of my beard due to stress and studying bachelors at 24. Make it fun :)

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u/whofarting 6h ago

Iranian Drake.

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u/Curious-Force6496 6h ago

پرتاب شدم

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u/AmirDNikou 5h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/alwaysfatigued8787 6h ago

"Make it fun" is something that no woman has ever said to you willingly.

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u/Gordon_Townsend 6h ago

Except his mom... And his weird uncle that likes to touch him.

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u/Arrr_kelly_clarkson 4h ago

Cool cool. But is my kebab ready?

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u/creosoterolls 6h ago

I thought people only lost passports on the journey over. First time I’ve heard of any of you losing a beard.

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u/elleelleele 4h ago

😂

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u/InfiniteQuirk 6h ago

You’re not stupid; you just have bad luck when thinking

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u/MisterBurnsSucks 6h ago

It's like if Jesus's main job was getting you to switch to Sprint... 😒

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u/low-eyez 5h ago

You look like the type to go to brunch and talk about womens rights

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u/tautjes 5h ago

he had to guide brandon fraser in the mummy

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u/Darth_Stroyer_ 5h ago

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u/InfiniteQuirk 6h ago

You have an entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?

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u/AmirDNikou 5h ago

I think you read the title wrong

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u/faucetpants 5h ago

Bitch! Shave your knuckles before you talk to me.

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u/Expensive_Finger_973 5h ago

Jesus prototype

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u/Fresh-Individual-601 4h ago

Can you put a good word in for me with the man upstairs?

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u/OneMinuteManny 4h ago

Was this you before?

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u/Invader_Gir_1 4h ago

You must be a very good swimmer for surviving the boat capsizing and making it to shore.

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u/pickachuiisajew 3h ago

This guy tried to run from the IDF 😂

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u/numbskullerykiller 3h ago

Quagmire and Jesus had a kid and he turned out to be a sensitive loser.

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u/DontReKtyourself 3h ago

You look like Judas the one that back stabbed Jesus

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u/KarakasaKozo 3h ago

Do you need the degree to get a promotion within your sleeper cell?

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u/Upbeat-Room-5472 2h ago

Everything hit puberty except your lips.

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u/Flight_305 2h ago

If being proud of decorating the foam in the top of a cappuccino had a flaccid dick for a face… you are it

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u/TicketPlenty2024 1h ago

$20 on pump 3

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u/Acceptable_Willow276 1h ago

Thought that was Tanita Takaram

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u/LaughingHiram 1h ago

What? You lose the part of your beard that grew over your nose? Those cosmic rays can be murder on objects that grow that high.

Show the plastic surgeon a picture of Mt Everest and say “I want it shortened, like that.” Your nose that is.

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u/j_malky87 1h ago

Jason Maoam

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u/Beren_883 54m ago edited 51m ago

If you lose any more of that beard you can at least perform Chappell Roan cover songs for us

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u/Dantronik 48m ago

Temu Jesus

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u/Alteredego619 47m ago

What are you doing on Reddit? Don’t you have crowd to drive a car into?

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u/No_Tailor_787 27m ago

Jesus of Bad Breathlehem.

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u/seetart 18m ago

Nickelback Wright