Okay Reddit... 20F, animation major, ex-elite runner getting back into shape, cosplayer, mental age of a 10 year old

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u/Burning_Redwood 6h ago

There’s no fucking way you are 20 Jesus, that’s brutal.

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u/PunishedWolf4 2h ago

She found the reverse fountain of youth

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u/creosoterolls 6h ago

Before you get into bed it takes you an hour to clear the soft toys out of the way.

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u/NuabBunn04 5h ago

HAHA Not wrong there!!!!

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u/InfiniteQuirk 6h ago

You’re the human equivalent of a participation trophy

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u/alwaysfatigued8787 6h ago

This is a very special post, from a VERY special girl. High five!

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u/Darth_Stroyer_ 6h ago

I showed my dick your picture, he said Stop Playin

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u/jsxtasy304 5h ago

Lmfao

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u/whofarting 4h ago

She's definitely the type that farts in front of her guy friends.

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u/SantaMierda 5h ago

I came to the comments section to see if everybody agreed, and the only comments I see is everyone bashing this young man.

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u/Stinger22024 5h ago

He seems like a good kid. Wish I had a son that played sports like that.

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u/benthebaker33 5h ago

All of your friends and family are really hoping you grow the fuck up and stop acting like a child.

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u/Cultural-Wrap3339 5h ago

Definitely wasn't your dad, he's still out for milk

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u/Invader_Gir_1 4h ago

That may explain why she is into adult baby diaper love. Someone needs to tell her it won't bring her father back no matter how many times she shits herself and cries for help.

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u/Present_Trade_4075 5h ago

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u/SabreLee61 5h ago

At first I thought this was the r/uglyduckling sub and couldn’t understand why you weren’t getting prettier

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u/tollbearer 5h ago

I genuinely can't tell if you're trying to smile or you're severely constipated.

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u/Bos-man7 4h ago

Two things can be true.

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u/Commentoflittlevalue 5h ago

That first photo I honestly thought was some dude cosplaying as Pipi Longstocking

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u/felly-smart21 5h ago

Your hair matches your teeth

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u/podzombie 4h ago

Stolen from a horse?

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u/Undercoverpizzalover 5h ago

You didn’t need to write the last part, we can tell

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u/VentiEggBite http://redd.it/fppla0 5h ago

Sunscreen. Use it. Christ this is a rough 20.

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u/DilophosaurusMilk 4h ago

Don't give up on running. I think with a lot of hard work and dedication you can make it to the Special Olympics.

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u/OneMinuteManny 4h ago

A 10 year old? Someone's aiming high.

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u/jdfroo 2h ago

You look like Raygun at the beginning of her transition into a man to begin a new life with a new face.

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u/Kelluthus 5h ago

Hey that's a good Meredith cosplay.

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u/WhalleyKid 5h ago

You look like the bad witch of the East before she turned green.

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u/Maleficent_Brain_529 5h ago

Are you permanently cosplaying as a 40 year old?

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u/Capable_Claim_2859 5h ago

Yikes...I can smell the cat piss through the screen.

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u/jsxtasy304 5h ago

Run forest run... Cept forest was a bit more handsome and highly likely a good bit more intelligent.

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u/GuyBannister1 4h ago

Your parents say they're proud of you but secretly they wonder where this walking red flag came from

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u/Ambassador-Heavy 4h ago

You look like the "my dad has a Minecraft server" lady . My condolences

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u/Maximum-Cicada9042 4h ago

Your best pic is the one where we can only really see the mask.

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u/Evolone101 4h ago

Your own drawing won’t even fuck you.

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u/Invader_Gir_1 4h ago

You look way too much like Bella Ramsey. Unfortunately for you, she is also unfuckable.

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u/PlasticNumber8301 4h ago

Why do all runners look like annoying eggs

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u/Wild_Can_64 4h ago

I get the sense you've been lured into more than one van and came away thinking you had made new, but very strange, friends.

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u/TheyCallMeBullet 4h ago

You look about late 40s

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u/Arrr_kelly_clarkson 4h ago

Elite runner… like at a restaurant?

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u/BigSwiss1988 4h ago

Chasing after guys who don’t want you doesn’t make you a “ex-elite runner”.

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u/RevenSolestrion 3h ago

You can run all you want but you can't catch a soul, you have to be born with one.

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u/Conscious-Permit-466 3h ago

Weird Al Yankovic

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u/numbskullerykiller 3h ago

You smile like someone put jumper cables on your hooch-clapper. You look like every male red-head on a canceled nickelodeon show.

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u/jpfzombie 3h ago

Ex elite runner… can’t tell if it was the men’s or women’s or the special team she ran for

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u/TKHodgson 3h ago

If Wendy’s sold hepatitis instead of hamburgers.

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u/dobbybobbins 3h ago

You look confusing.

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u/WalkwiththeWolf 3h ago

Running 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Scary_Balance_9768 2h ago

20 years running away from the true maybe

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u/Successful-Throat986 2h ago

If you collected just a few more freckles you would have the complexion of a real human and not a ginger.

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u/Special-Book-7 2h ago

Imagine being able to animate and make things pretty and then looking in a mirror to find this

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u/fbi-surveillance-bot 2h ago

Were you 10 when you were an elite runner? That would be within the age range when they give participation trophies to everyone... Just saying...

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u/HelicopterStriking99 2h ago

Temu Orphan Anne.

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u/TicketPlenty2024 1h ago

Your a sock faced hose bag

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u/NuabBunn04 1h ago

*you're

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u/Pig_Veiny_Benis_ 1h ago

This you?

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u/probablyseriousmaybe 34m ago

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u/InfiniteQuirk 6h ago

Your gene pool could use a little chlorine

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u/Emergency_Scholar237 5h ago

Damn, how many vaccinations did you get?

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u/IskanderR12 5h ago

The shape you're getting back to is a circle?

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u/Emotional_Ticket1063 5h ago

You are the first creeper female I’ve seen. Stop being that.

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u/Decent-Noise-5503 5h ago

I feel like you say “fun” way more than is necessary

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u/tautjes 5h ago

you have to ask for your parents permission for everything

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u/doubleinkedgeorge 5h ago

Looking like a 35 year old dweeb, good lord

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u/YeahDaleWOOO 5h ago

You look like you Bully your parents

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u/Godleastfavourite 5h ago

Around what age do you think your parents realized they werent going to have a normal child?🤔

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u/_Pyramid_Head_666 4h ago

You look like you eat chewing tobacco for snacks.

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u/Comfortable-Gap6845 4h ago

The best pic of you is the one with the mask on your face. Can't see those mellow yellow teeth and blah face.

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u/ntildeath 4h ago

Sue Heck no

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u/Whoopeestick_23 4h ago

What is it about some redheads that sport dirty blonde teeth?

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u/RuneAloy 4h ago

Brushing your teeth with a block of cheedar cheese is absolutely disgusting.

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u/Fr33Flow 3h ago

What’s your ideal number of house cats?

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u/pickachuiisajew 3h ago

Depends how many shots I've had but yeah one time but only one time!

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u/shaquille_Mc_oatmeal 3h ago

Ms. Frizzle if she was from the not so magic school bus idk😅, but as an autistic person; are you perchance on the spectrum?

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u/Detachabl_e 3h ago

Owns a Pikachu dildo; the paint is wearing off.

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u/sleepyjack2 3h ago

F

sure buddy

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u/Helftheuvel 3h ago

If you're going to pretend to be a girl, you could at least try to be instead of giving off hairy underarm Amish woman vibes.

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u/themightyfoxtwo 3h ago

No matter how good you are at running, you can never outpace the gypsy's cruel aging curse. Just go back and apologize already.

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u/TheJadedMonkey 2h ago

I wanted to roast you until looking at your profile. You just need help. Please go get it. 866-903-3787. Call now.

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u/Fair_Quote_1255 2h ago

Dude, you’re like 45. You’re not a good liar.

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u/kbeckerburbs4 2h ago

I think it’s great you did this post all by yourself. Such a big girl!

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u/Upbeat-Room-5472 2h ago

You didn’t have to hiss at me on the last photo it really startled me.

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u/19_years_of_material 2h ago

What you lack in mental age you more than makeup for in physical age

Sorry, that sentence might have been confusing. Makeup is this shit girls wear on their faces.

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u/Pjp288710 2h ago

"They let me go first in line at Disney Land!"

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u/BIGLARRRY 1h ago

YOU RULE GIRL KEEP IT MOVING FREDDY KRUGER TEETH!

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u/Agreeable-Mind8369 1h ago

Sounds like the backstory to a BBW OF account

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u/SublimeApathy 1h ago

Pipi Wrongstockings.

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u/throwaway713137689 1h ago

Say "I have autism" without saying "I have autism"

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u/igetppsmashed1 28m ago

Weird Al skankovic

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u/No_Tailor_787 16m ago

20 seems a bit young to have survived the Bataan death march. You sure about that age?

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u/SigorneysBeaver 4m ago

You look like you cry when you shave your bussy

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u/MisterBurnsSucks 6h ago

This makes you twice as smart as most Redditors, so I'm not really sure what the goal is here... 🤷‍♂️

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u/WinthorpStrange 4m ago

I was going to try and roast you but you remind me of my daughter so I can’t do it. Your description actually makes me happy