r/RoastMe • u/Majestic_gay • 16h ago

I'm scared but I'm ready 😵‍💫

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u/Triggered-cupcake 14h ago

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u/Firm_Negotiation_853 11h ago

I was thinking Violet Beauregard

She was an Indigo Girl too!

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u/MrDonkeyThickATL 7h ago

Violet, you're turning Violet, Violet

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u/Dantronik 6h ago

More of a ompa loompa

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u/macguini 12h ago

Yeah but he knows how to apply make up. He's also more colorful.

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

It’s the penguin after he transitioned

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u/macguini 10h ago

Traded in his tux for a pink tootoo

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u/youdontneed2likeme 9h ago

Damn.😂😂😂

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u/MostlyOkPotato 12h ago

This was literally the comment I opened this thread to make.

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u/Heavy_Distance_4441 12h ago

This comment got coffee all over my dash

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u/cuttyrocknation 11h ago

Driving, drinking coffee, and reading reddit on your phone. You might be the winner of all winners.

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u/Toshimoko29 8h ago

They didn’t say they were driving. More likely they’re sitting in their car eating.

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u/Heavy_Distance_4441 8h ago

Ur supposed to be roasting the guy that made the post. Not me. And I’m parked. …. Now leave me to my coffee stains.

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u/Prudent-Curve-6552 9h ago

Get off the phone when driving

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u/Heavy_Distance_4441 8h ago

I’m parked ya fruit cake.

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u/Relative-Minimum4624 8h ago

Great insult! Fruit cake is horrid.

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u/Heavy_Distance_4441 8h ago

Your mom’s fruitcake is horrid

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u/Relative-Minimum4624 7h ago

My mom is dead. Ashes don’t bake.

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u/Heavy_Distance_4441 4h ago

Ya they do. Just gotta cut back on the flour.