r/RoastMe 16h ago

I'm scared but I'm ready 😵‍💫

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u/ultimacunt 14h ago

If the Goodyear blimp and hungry hungry hippo had a child.

Sorry that's fat shaming.

Fact is we probably could roast you. And end world hunger.

Fuck I did it again!

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u/HippoBot9000 14h ago

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 2,479,943,847 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 51,642 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.

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u/ultimacunt 14h ago

What the fuck lol.