r/RoastMe • u/atom3211 • 19h ago

24f roast me

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30 Upvotes

69% Upvoted

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u/youngthugsmom 14h ago

Edit - I’m going to hell

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u/goluthakle 11h ago

How are you so accurate? How is this even possible?

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u/Ewetootwo 9h ago

Bobbi Rastafairymon

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u/Thisisntme521 8h ago

You sure are, I’ll see ya there

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u/Mundane_Physics3818 6h ago

Oh wow, that’s perfect and nostalgic at the same time!

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u/brett5566 9h ago

OH… MY…GOD - You win 😂😂😂

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u/8shrooms 5h ago

How do you find these gifs lmaooo

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u/ExactPlate2125 3h ago

🤣 how you find this

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u/youngthugsmom 2h ago

GIPHY search the word “raisen”

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u/Mase_theking99 1h ago

The best part of hell though

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u/OilBug91 10h ago

Last time I saw a mouth like that it had a fish hook in it

7

u/Lost_Opinion_1307 8h ago

How do you get your Teeth that Yellow? I can’t believe it’s not butter 🧈

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u/Content-Researcher16 11h ago

“Janet Jackson? The bitch looked more like Freddie Jackson!”

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u/Dmetrostars 10h ago

What’s up???? Not a damn thing!!!!

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u/Queasy-Cell34 9h ago

So we gon kick it or what???

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u/Dmetrostars 9h ago

Who that girl Smokey’s talking to…..some girl he hooked up with……she’s a biiiigggg one……humongous 👋

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u/Mundane-Bad3996 9h ago

More like Lamar Jackson

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u/youngthugsmom 6h ago

Dude she even got on that same goofy hat as the lady from the movie ☠️

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u/BigSwiss1988 2h ago

We can kick it… but I gotta pick up my ma from work… and you know how that is…

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u/AnarchiaKapitany 13h ago edited 4h ago

No, Mr. Cosby, we won't play this game. Take off that wig, and return to your cell.

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u/PapaBearGamingOG 4h ago

*Cosby.

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u/AnarchiaKapitany 4h ago

Yup, autocorrect made me do it. Corrected

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u/FrontWalk2352 13h ago

You look like an Auntie that sells Non refundable bean pies in Australia

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u/Not_Soggypestos 11h ago

Hate it when my aunt does this

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u/Emergency_Scholar237 12h ago

You look like all of the Cosby kids smashed together at the same time.

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u/segstape 12h ago

This aint lizzo this is lizza

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u/faucetpants 12h ago

Angela Basset Hound

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u/1InquisitiveIdiot1 14h ago

“Poetic Injustice”

7

u/Godleastfavourite 12h ago

Youd make a great inspiration for a new muppet character 

1

u/IxeyaSwarm 4h ago

The diversity pick, as if non-humans weren't enough to quell the extremists. Even Sesame Street sold out.

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u/Slug_Overdose 12h ago

You know those black jokes about seeing floating teeth in the dark? Don't worry. Those don't apply to you.

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u/-maffu- 10h ago

I loved you in Attack on Titan.

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u/SlightNatural-_- 11h ago

Why do your breasts look like 2 McDonald’s chicken nuggets standing by each other

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u/IxeyaSwarm 4h ago

And instead of being breaded and fried, someone just dipped them, raw, into McDonald's BBQ sauce.

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u/Excellent-Tennis-231 13h ago

Medusas meets George Floyd.

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u/skunksredditaccount 14h ago

You look like a guy who dressed up as a girl for a ghetto Halloween party

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u/JESUSLETHEESHROOM 12h ago

I know those dreadlocks are stapled to the inside of that hat, gotcha bitch!

5

u/thunderbeast304 11h ago

It finally cracked.

5

u/Open-Cream2823 4h ago

You can conjure her up by saying 'grape drink' three times

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u/treesarefriend 10h ago

You look like you use your teeth when sucking dick

3

u/CaptainShittyMcPoop 5h ago

Well I'm not sleeping tonight.

3

u/Double_Yam3010 4h ago

Asking a super-computer whether you’re better described as “ratchet” or “chicken-head” would cause the internet to crash.

2

u/MetalExterminator 11h ago

You look like Bill Cosby trying to look young and feminine to drug people again.

2

u/Informal_Stress_9953 10h ago

When you pick your nose, you use your whole hand.

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u/Many-Tale9112 10h ago

It’s tough when people think the green wall in the pic is prettier than you.

2

u/Puzzleheaded_Band429 10h ago

Your post history says you're a white guy. This is wild.

2

u/Detachabl_e 9h ago

If Tracey Chapman had lip gloss pens instead of talent

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u/Emergency_Bottle5697 8h ago

This little rascal is all grown up

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u/Lem0n_Lem0n 8h ago

4 non blondes knock off

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u/midlifechristmas1989 7h ago

It’s really hard to roast a Black Transexual in 2025 but Maybe just have you doctor give you a little more estrogen (he’s still showing)

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u/Economy_Pen_884 7h ago

Funky blinders

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u/Doc719 7h ago

Roast beef

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u/lyre34 7h ago

Is this Lips from Dr. teeth and the Electric Mayhem?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Teeth_and_the_Electric_Mayhem

2

u/IllbeyoHucklebury 7h ago

You look like the before advert for a sober living center.

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u/pickachuiisajew 7h ago

Give Dave Chappelle his hat back

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u/YoungNo3586 7h ago

You look like fungus from monsters inc after sully put him in the scream extractor

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u/Gastricwarrior 6h ago

How do you roast something already crispy😂

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u/Professional-Might31 6h ago

Good ideal to wear that kangol hat forward so birds don’t shit on your lips

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u/Effective-Suit1544 6h ago

Your hair reminds me of Medusa

2

u/Ok-Sleep1337 6h ago

A beard would suit you better than clean shaven.

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u/ExcitementSad3079 6h ago

You look like you got that fat chick smell. Cheese pasty and impulse. I wasn't aware you could get an ashy face, but to be fair, you are about as attractive as a dry elbow.

2

u/Arrr_kelly_clarkson 5h ago

Is the hair part of the hat or no?

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u/Tad_M 5h ago

You look like a Titan that swallowed Bernie Mac

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u/No_Tailor_787 5h ago

Your mouth is about three sizes too large. Is it too late to exchange it?

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u/PersonalityKind6563 5h ago

Nose bigger than her future job chances

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u/Special-Book-7 5h ago

Shut your mouth or else all the white things will fall out, they look corroded. 

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u/Gold-Nefariousness98 5h ago

U look like Cissy from Snowfall

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u/First-Independent536 5h ago

The civilian version of Elphalba 🧌

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u/Significant_Bid_98 4h ago

You should try smiling with your lips closed. That'd be a start

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u/sun_d 4h ago

The only black that crack

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u/Whileweliveletslive 4h ago

You look like what I expect Michael Clarke Duncan’s corpse to look like about now.

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u/IIISAI 4h ago

You look like little mermaid ursula's ink squirt.

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u/FreeNYS 4h ago

Hair sewn into hat

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u/Flight_305 4h ago

I’ve seen better hair on a snake 

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u/Traditional-One3095 4h ago

Medusa. I almost turned to stone. Luckily I turned away before I seen your eyes.

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u/geoooleooo 4h ago

You smell like food stamps

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u/Dantronik 4h ago

You got something on your lip

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u/Dantronik 4h ago

Does your hair come with the hat?

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u/Illustrious-Exit1825 3h ago

You aren’t fooling me, those are just stick pictures of wax lips

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u/Sewergoddess 3h ago

Congrats, your teeth almost match your skin tone.

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u/AyerUpThere2 3h ago

every time its stank just know it's your upper lip. I bet you kiss your nose when you talk. You look like you can't help but to eat boogers with your mouth being so close to you nose. You got a the face of a 8 year old with the nose of a 40 year old.

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u/Much-Blacksmith3885 3h ago

Said she looked like Janet Jackson and comes out the car looking like Freddy Jackson

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u/Flaky-You9517 12h ago

Your teeth are like sugar puffs …

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u/TheTranquilOne Golden Roaster 12h ago

Yikes, if only your braids were 360 degrees around your head.

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u/nousername206 14h ago

fwiw, nice wig tho

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u/Suitable_Freedom66 13h ago

You look like you sell newspapers in Fairyland

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u/shapeshifter57 12h ago

Dreadlock Holmeless

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/tada_afreak 8h ago

😂😂😂

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u/LunaMagicc 12h ago

It looks you wash your hair once per year in nearby river.

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u/IxeyaSwarm 4h ago

And they weren't talking about those pre-made, horsehair braids you stapled to the inside of your hat.

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u/SigorneysBeaver 12h ago

Your lips look like 2 ring fingers

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u/SlightNatural-_- 11h ago

That hair looks like it’s made out of the same material as my big blue tarp in my backyard.

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u/Ok_Explanation_6866 11h ago

You're smile is so p.c it looks like it belongs on a doll

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u/Roomtaart86 11h ago

I was taught not to make myself guilty of animal cruelty

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u/kpk_soldiers274 11h ago

You look like the best part of you rolled down your mother's leg and ended as a white stain on the mattress.

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u/Adventurous_Zebra939 11h ago

You're a modern art masterpiece!

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u/kpk_soldiers274 11h ago

How tall are you?

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u/Adventurous_Zebra939 8h ago

Sir, 5 foot 9, sir!

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u/kpk_soldiers274 8h ago

I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

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u/PercsNBeer 11h ago

You look like Delroy Lindo in drag.

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u/TheStoicNihilist 10h ago

I loved you in Different Strokes. The transition suits you!

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u/BabaYagaThe17th 10h ago

You're going to pay for all those people you turned to stone!

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u/Ambitious-Split-3656 10h ago

Holy attention seeker

1

u/DavidDoesDallas 10h ago

Gurl, did you knit your hair with black yarn from Dollar Tree ?!?

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u/ThisDamPhone 10h ago

You look like you belong on a maple syrup bottle

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u/DryChampionship8310 10h ago

Can’t roast you anymore than God already did

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u/TwistedPride1 9h ago

What gender are you

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u/Zestyclose-Elk-4197 9h ago

WATCH OUT, THERES A SNAKE ON YOUR oh wait, never mind

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u/GuiltyTraffic1835 9h ago

No need to roast you, you already burnt.

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u/Creatively_Twisted 9h ago

Ommpa Loompas after affirmative action takes over

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bar3291 9h ago

Damn, you could suck on a two fire hydrants at the same time … That mouth BIG

1

u/Competitive_Cut_1228 9h ago

When chocolate milk goes bad

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u/dakbaxter49 9h ago

Why you be looking like that long neck dude from Trolls?

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u/Psycosteve10mm 9h ago

I get the feeling that you have a girl dick.

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u/throw123454321purple 8h ago

I didn’t know that gas stations sold hair extensions!

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u/justsomguy24 8h ago

You're too cute.

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u/Pjp288710 8h ago

Like if Slimer tried to get a photo at just the right angle.

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u/Sirwilliam63 8h ago

Is your name Gay Z. You look like the unloved daughter of Jay Z

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u/Decent-Noise-5503 8h ago

You have a rescue me smile

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u/TheRealNANUKE 8h ago

Roast you? You look flame broiled to me. What’s crazy is her roast me sign looks secondhand. Did you write that shit on a dryer sheet? Actually, must be a napkin cause we know damn sure well you’re not spending money on dryer sheets.

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u/Enough_Search9845 8h ago

You can paint the walls with those lips :P

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u/alacklustrehindu 8h ago

How many airlines are you currently banned from flying

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u/swolebutfast 8h ago

Did you ever capture captain jack sparrow?

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u/Limitless_foundry349 8h ago

You look Peter Tosh's long lost daughter

1

u/Flaky-Scholar9535 8h ago

You look like Danny Glover

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u/industrialdawn-493 8h ago

Are you from munchin land...

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u/Jolly-Gur-1067 8h ago

Do you live in swamp and are best friends with a talking donkey?

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u/fuzzysocks 6h ago

You look like you go shopping at the thrift store the day after the resellers

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u/NoEnvironment8819 5h ago

I'm so impressed how your top lip hides your mustache that well. Keep smiling girl!

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u/musteatpoptarts 3h ago

Look. Why don’t you go up the street and get something to eat, I know you hungry.

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u/jon9116 3h ago

If Buckwheat from Little Rascals had a sex change.

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u/simonizr1971 3h ago

Are those dreads attached to the hat like the Halloween costume?

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u/PrettyBlood7626 3h ago

Holy shit it’s Mr. Popo

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u/Royal_Friend7168 3h ago

You all look like one of them fish with human teeth

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u/ForthCrusader 3h ago

Your nose looks like someone squatting in the shotter

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u/ShepherdsRamblings http://redd.it/5jh550 3h ago

Muh’dusa

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u/lilbadgey 3h ago

Jumping on the bed person

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u/crocket009 2h ago

dis you

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u/johnmatin42 2h ago

Slave,get back to work.

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u/breezeburnwcue 2h ago

from woman to woman, PLEASE get eyelash extensions 😭😭 (youre so pretty tho genuinely, i love ur dress <3)

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u/girth_vader_1776 2h ago

Mouth like a 49' Mercury

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u/frontbuttpunch 2h ago

Life already roasted your ugly ass enough

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u/Masturnate69 2h ago

Captain black sparrow

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u/Crazy_Chemistry_9326 2h ago

Looks like somebody put a Steve harvey mouth on Mr Potatohead

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u/Used-Rip-2610 2h ago

You’re using that f loosely big dawg

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u/Old-Line-3409 2h ago

Off brand Erica Badu

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u/INeverLovedYouAnyway 2h ago

Take off the hat, sir.

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u/Shmokey_Bongz 1h ago

You look like if Sherman Klump dressed up as Carla Purty

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u/Obleo-Seifer 1h ago

Ray Ray ain’t comming back.

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u/After_Gap_6151 1h ago

I didn't know EDP was trans

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u/anon_omous24 1h ago

You look more like steve harvey than steve harvey

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u/Book-Faramir-Better 1h ago

Wish.com Medusa action figure.

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u/7eventy6 1h ago

Look like the offspring of Pops (Friday After Next) and Mrs Pearly (Friday After Next)..........😉😅🤣😂

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u/NathanToastReal1 50m ago

All I see is a fucking Blobfish, how do you look like?

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u/Leather-Gur4730 38m ago

If Kenan Thompson was trans.

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u/IndependenceMean8774 14h ago

You could smell a gnat fart on Mars.

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u/tautjes 14h ago

That's almost like a clown's nose

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u/Specialist-Mind-4224 11h ago

ei tva e originalna kopanarka veche.

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u/PerformanceOk9933 11h ago

We don't need to. It looks like you've already been roasted.

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u/parle__G 11h ago

Already roasted to brown.