23M hair felt funny

[u/shanbir]

[u/MisterBurnsSucks]

You look like you come from a long line of gay convenience store clerks 😒

[u/Spaceaftercomma → u/MisterBurnsSucks]

Looks like he went so far as to spray Nair on his face. Nothing is going to get rid of that blue shadow.

[u/Outrageous-juror → u/Spaceaftercomma]

Makeup, not real blue shadow. He got it done so he can get into men's lockerooms

[u/jondes99 → u/Outrageous-juror]

Instead of just looking in through the small round hole.

[u/whofarting → u/MisterBurnsSucks]

So many boner pills floating around that house.

[u/RancidMandMs]

You look like Madame Tussaud’s tried to make a wax figure of Pierce Brosnan, but completely hosed up the first draft and threw it in dumpster.

[u/AutoThorne → u/RancidMandMs]

It looks that way because it is that way. Both photos are the same, just the camera angle changed. 💯 wax dummy.

[u/UnethicalBillionaire → u/RancidMandMs]

He's the realistic sex doll that went wrong and got thrown in the trash.

[u/Ubetcha_jerky → u/UnethicalBillionaire]

Sex doll!? Someone say sex doll?

In Bali they make really life like sex dolls

[u/KurtRambisSpecs]

You look like a dude who would play dead on the battlefield. Just to get up at the end and pretend you fought.

[u/Tiny-Duty-9484 → u/KurtRambisSpecs]

lol

[u/Freezerpuck23]

You look like a magician whose only trick involves holding up a small scrap of paper. That’s it.

[u/ncrdblstrngth → u/Freezerpuck23]

For his next trick, he’ll make your anal virginity disappear 🫠 💩

[u/Dantronik → u/ncrdblstrngth]

😆 he makes his dick disappear...

[u/[deleted]]

Washed up Aladdin who got is arse kicked in the divorce.

[u/ncrdblstrngth → u/[deleted]]

Tossed Saladdin

[u/Khrayzee]

Trying to figure out where the eyebrows stop and the hair starts.

[u/Arrr_kelly_clarkson]

You look like you’d be an incel if you weren’t from a culture with arranged marriages

[u/Suitable_Freedom66]

You look like a startrek character

[u/Timizready → u/Suitable_Freedom66]

He’s ensign green, the red shirt that you know is gonna die because the rest of the away team is main characters.

[u/Suspicious-Table936]

Gay uncle Jesse from full house

[u/alwaysfatigued8787]

When did all of the life leave your dead, soulless eyes?

[u/Team-Security132]

Is that hair or a turban?

[u/IndependenceMean8774]

Ray Worthless Johnson

[u/Papaya_Quick → u/IndependenceMean8774]

Nobody loves this Raymond

[u/trwwyco → u/IndependenceMean8774]

Rhett and Twink

[u/ElectricBlueCobra]

You look like the body double used in gay scenes. Where the hero is shown taking random objects up the ass

[u/SabreLee61 → u/ElectricBlueCobra]

The hero 😂

[u/sitonixis]

at least your hair feels funny because i can tell you definitely aren't

[u/GuidanceFrosty2955]

"Hair felt funny" said the 7 year old victim as they wept to the judge.

[u/igotdawgz]

Flock of (shitting) Seagulls

[u/Gongoftheli13]

Asians with shit hair.com

[u/Special-Book-7]

Your hair is aging faster than rest of you, it's not funny 

[u/HauntingBandicoot779]

You look like a guy who plays a white polo douchebag in a cheap Bollywood version of High School Musical 3.

[u/VaWeedFarmer]

Flip a coin, heads us balls across the nose, tails is also balls across the nose

[u/[deleted]]

You’ve got a real frat boy/IT vibe.

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[u/brtmns123]

only hair felt funny?

[u/AdQuiet6971]

You look like you’d have stupid tattoos like 777 or 0 > 1 or some shit like that

[u/Fit-War-3486]

When your hair and eyebrows are in competition for who can take over your forehead first

[u/Real_Sheepherder_250]

Fucking hell. You got a couple of healthy caterpillars for eyebrows 🐛

[u/Future_Parsley740]

Why do you look like your having a midlife crisis?

[u/Evening_Bench_7006]

Everything about you has a five o clock shadow except for your inner thigh nothing, I'm calling you dickless!

[u/UnethicalBillionaire]

If eyes are the gateway to the soul then your soul belongs in HELL you piece of monkey shit!

[u/Old-Line-3409]

Jay Leno in his younger days

[u/JDsWetDream]

It also looks funny

[u/tautjes]

you look like a persian david schwimmer

[u/TheOpalHut]

I can tell you're a lord of the rings fan...and I'm talking about the twink/bear remake.

[u/Tekkenmonster36]

You could hide a full Mexican family in those eyebrows,

[u/SabreLee61]

Yeah, the first time you get blown by a bearded guy, the hair does feel funny.

[u/Spaceaftercomma]

If you’re going to take one of our Canadian jobs, we would appreciate it if you don’t sneak off to the employee break room to post on Reddit.

[u/imacabooseman]

If Beto O'Rourke was trying to cosplay being Middle Eastern as opposed to Mexican

[u/Spaceaftercomma]

You’re the reason Trudeau resigned.

[u/el_ra_85]

Hairier than a cat

[u/IaMuRGOd34]

you look like an AI image

[u/skinny-nugget]

The most 53W looking 23M ever seen

[u/WritingCharacter4768]

How the fuck do you look 60 and 20 at the same time? Ugly as sin either way

[u/beva_99]

Ted Bundy

[u/ShepherdsRamblings]

Count Suckula

[u/non3ck]

Tried to make it as a magician but failed on stage. Can't work kids' birthday parties because of sex offender registry.

[u/Book-Faramir-Better]

20 going on 55.

That "salt & pepper" hair look only works if you look old enough to have a resumé longer than "Sales Associate at Bargain Furniture Basement.

[u/fairyspine]

Can you just go back to yelling at me for choosing the wrong hair products at Target already

[u/ncrdblstrngth]

We got Apulander hitting us up with a Blue Steel flavored slushie…

[u/BrutallyOptimistic]

I’ve never watched the Pakistani “Party Down”. Is it any good?

[u/themightyfoxtwo]

That's next generation news anchor hair.

[u/Dantronik]

How the fuck is your hair older than you?

[u/RecognitionHonest320]

You look like you answer at a call center for metro pcs

[u/ch3apsunglass3s]

Peep that 5 o'clock shadow at 9am. You grow hair like a child pet

[u/TheOmCollector]

[u/Theworkingman2-0]

You’re the guy from that one nickoleden show “Gay & Josh” right?

[u/grxclausen8591]

Hair looks funny too

[u/Express_Area_8359]

[u/notthesamesam]

[u/yomasayhi]

You’re def the hole attendant at a glory hole

[u/Patrick-0217]

His hair felt funny because it was matted down with his boyfriend’s jizz.

[u/KnownTransition9824]

I wish my dick was your hair, non stop sucking

[u/Fluid-Remote1649]

23M face looked funny

[u/Smart_Piece_9832]

Because the amount of cum you had in it from the glory hole had you confused. Early onset dementia. Godspeed into oblivion.

[u/ActCrafty]

Were you on the Bollywood version of Drake & Josh?

[u/Thick_Revenue_8624]

You look like someone who just itches to bite their nails

[u/The_Chessboard]

This look more like a spot the difference, scam call center edition

[u/alldownhilln0w]

You look like the camera guy from catfish if he wasn’t white 😂

[u/DemonDuckLucifer]

You look like you eat sushi you find in a dumpster.

[u/kbeckerburbs4]

Did they ever find that “missing friend” who you had a crush on?

[u/Robinnoodle]

If the Sopranos always set in northern Indian

Christopher Marsalanti

[u/Atomic_Justice]

Just just a wig and stop trying to use the gay Elvis filter.

[u/writeandgobroke]

You look like the lead in an Everybody Loves Raymond rip off about a guy married to a disappointed sex doll.

[u/BuffMaltese]

You look like Rachel Maddow with a proceding hairline

[u/Real-one12]

The unfounded terrorist from 9/11

[u/predat3d]

David Crappierfield

[u/Affectionate-Eye-32]

Next on India's Top Model

[u/planbot3000]

I’m guessing you just got back from a mani pedi and a blowout from the newly opened Friendzone for Men in the Incel district of Palo Alto. Your online DnD group won’t notice.

[u/Dookshooting]

You are the human equivalent of an unseasoned fried chicken breast... ..battered in the mediocrity of your forefathers...

[u/Any-Coconut5862]

Hi, don’t be sad because of those haters. They are just jealous, cuz you have rlly good and delicate facial features. You should be proud bro :D

[u/Traditional-Fox8930]

“Hair felt funny” are you used to your sex partner shaving himself smooth?

[u/Flaky-You9517]

Your hair is pretty fucking hilarious…

[u/Infamous-Hope-5950]

you look like that news anchor guy in fairy oddparents

[u/fbiaturne]

You have a hair turban.

[u/Emotional_Ticket1063]

Lego person hair.

[u/TheEquillibriumCodex]

You look like a great value Link from Good Mythical Morning

[u/CryptographerNo3749]

Why does your hair look like a helmet?

[u/ParticularWorried966]

Temu's Version of Shah Rukh Khan

[u/only432]

Thanks for posting the same photo twice that really helps.

[u/BarreGerco1]

You're giving off some serious Playmobil vibes

[u/LamontGomez]

Bollywood Erik Estrada

[u/AldenBalor]

You give off major ‘I fake a British accent to sound sophisticated’ energy

[u/PreciousJuggalos]

Hair feels funny, face looks dead

[u/Milofifimika]

You look like you’re on track to becoming the next 40 year-old virgin

[u/1InquisitiveIdiot1]

I’m sure your hair feels funny when the Aqua Net adheres your eyebrows to the hair on the side of your head.

[u/Boba_tea_thx]

So… you’re okay with an earring taking your ear hostage like that?

[u/LordHelmet47]

[u/STEPDIM1TR1]

43 at least

[u/Not_Soggypestos]

You look like you sell the middle schoolers vapes

[u/Ruppy96]

You look funny.

[u/SlightNatural-_-]

Looking like a Bollywood twilight character

[u/garipkont714]

Head so big he had to post two pics

[u/TrumanCapote666]

When he popped out the nurse screamed "he's a homo".

[u/zntra]

didn’t know sanjay gupta had a long lost son

[u/Competitive_Cut_1228]

If your here, who’s tending the Slushie machine at the Quickie Mart?

[u/Weak_Effective850]

99% hair 1% human

[u/TheNitroGamer]

Does this ring a bell “h3ll0 ur K0mPuTeR hAs VirUs”

[u/G60JET]

23? What with 15 years experience ?

[u/Sweet-Reputation4843]

Bro gotta get back to screaming at the ed boys

[u/Sanctimonious_Prick]

Hair transplantations gone wrong.. only on r/RoastMe!

[u/Outrageous-juror]

Lengths Iranian women will go to not have to wear a scarf. No one is buying that faux facial hair makeup.

[u/tiddeeznutz]

You look like you roofie yourself recreationally.

[u/National-Hat-2896]

You should be wearing an Addidas track suit, gold chain, and running an electronics store with suspiciously low prices.

[u/jwonder3]

You look like you traffic goats

[u/Whileweliveletslive]

You definitely follow the black people around in your grandfathers gas station.

[u/6SpdSmokes]

Ray William Wrongson

[u/IIISAI]

Are you still rendering?

[u/Illustrious-Exit1825]

You are 100% bald under that wig, you ethnic Lego man.

[u/ExactPlate2125]

I cant stop looking at your hair, looks like its a  living

[u/SpartanLawOnline]

WTF Richard.

[u/Maleficent-Day8477]

M. Night Shyamalan’s “The Completely Ignored Airbender”

[u/Far-Paleontologist49]

That hair is a fucking comedian next to that face

[u/Royal_Friend7168]

"Hair felt funny" isn't a tagline, it's the reason he hangs out in front of elementary schools.

[u/Commentoflittlevalue]

Everybody hates Ramond

[u/After_Gap_6151]

Ted Bundy in 2025