Coming back for a second round almost 4 years later, let's see what you got for me!

[u/Ellana534]

[u/Scootr4short]

".....this needy bitch again?" - all of us

[u/Fit-Captain-9172 → u/Scootr4short]

Accurate

[u/[deleted]]

So Martin Shkreli transitioned? Cool

[u/Jealous_Macaron_5338 → u/[deleted]]

Pharma Bro(ish)

[u/Ewetootwo → u/[deleted]]

How was prison the last four years?

[u/A-Simple-Kind-Of-Man]

You look like a once possibly cute woman whose looks have faded into obscurity, much like the string of ex boyfriends who promised you the world, and then delivered it on a 4 inch penis

[u/HulkHogantheHulkster → u/A-Simple-Kind-Of-Man]

She looks like she refuses to believe that she needs a good personality to maintain a relationship.

[u/madshjort → u/A-Simple-Kind-Of-Man]

Oddly specific

[u/Over-Commission6873 → u/madshjort]

He speaks from experience

[u/geekpron → u/madshjort]

r/oddlyspecific

[u/Hats668]

I like your mustache

[u/Desperate_Garbage831 → u/Hats668]

Alanis Moriishouldn’t

[u/Mechaniques → u/Desperate_Garbage831]

Zoey Descha-nope

[u/Intelligent-Brain836 → u/Hats668]

Right?! Couldn’t even shave for the occasion.

[u/puravidiot → u/Hats668]

Florence and The Moustache

[u/notheretofight7 → u/Hats668]

Now it can't be unseen

[u/geekpron → u/notheretofight7]

We all see it....

[u/dgreenpuffy → u/Hats668]

Damnit, I’m too late….

[u/writeandgobroke]

No thanks. Make it ten years.

[u/-Daetrax- → u/writeandgobroke]

I don't think anyone is having seconds, ever.

[u/Invader_Gir_1]

I bet you tell blind people you are Anne Hathaway.

[u/Buy-hodl-DRS-GME → u/Invader_Gir_1]

Anne Goaway.

[u/No_Tailor_787]

So,, your nose has gotten bigger. Otherwise, you're just a regular guy.

[u/Superb_Afternoon6477 → u/No_Tailor_787]

Now thats a man 's man

[u/H4ARDM0DE → u/Superb_Afternoon6477]

it is "MA´AM"

[u/PuffyMcOrangeFish]

[u/Thick_Constant8475]

Looks like a wig stole a face

[u/Thick_Constant8475]

Your eyelids have double chins

[u/JDuvall021]

Did you mean 40 years later?

[u/Appelcl]

It's Crackenzie Phillips from one day at a time.

[u/Attack_Toster]

Fu man chu is coming in nice, just in time for your pussy to dry up

[u/Logical_Ingenuity580]

Roasted again after 4 yrs?

Loser

See you in 2029

[u/manfromtheboat]

not a roast - but why don't you publish normal photo without doing 'faces'? Are you trying to hide how do you really look like?

[u/PsychologicalSide542 → u/manfromtheboat]

If she smiles too much, her Adam’s Apple pops out

[u/ottermoonpies]

I can tell your apartment smells like cat shit just by looking at you.

[u/Godleastfavourite]

I’m actually curious, how did you manage to look 20 years older in just 4 years? What’s your secret? I’ve got a few enemies I’d love to trick into trying it.

[u/[deleted]]

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[u/JDuvall021 → u/[deleted]]

Probably?

[u/HarietTubesock]

Grocery stores go to her for bags

[u/Born-Wrongdoer7211]

Great Value Marisa Tomei.

[u/Gongoftheli13]

Loving that tash!!!

[u/Ismashedyourpumpkins]

You should see a dermatologist. Your skin makes you look 80.

[u/Appropriate_Copy8285]

I had the same face, as your first pic, when i opened this thread and saw you.

[u/horrible_decider]

You look like the one who has no friends but always manages to show up at get togethers and tells everyone what "we" should do next

[u/DrinkMiserable9839]

Your haircut definitely says you don't realize how old you are.

[u/Ok-Scale500]

[u/RowNo214]

Also her dating motto…

[u/Fancy_Ad9867]

Well, I’ll just go straight to pic 3 for the win. Mustache, chin hair, or dried up snot/possibly cocaine on your nose? Blow your nose before you take a pic. Photo basics 101. In four years, you didn’t learn anything.

[u/ShadowCroc]

Must of been the slow mustache reveal pics

[u/[deleted]]

Must have been a rough 4 years.

[u/Individual-Minimum68]

Bangs , unleashed!

[u/ghostofstankenstien]

Last time you brought chylamida, this time it looks like limp handjobs behind IHOP.

[u/mrinkyface]

[u/K_Loop87]

I don't know what you did to piss off father time but he got his get back for sure.

[u/TNnoises]

Ketamine therapy not working?

[u/Buy-hodl-DRS-GME → u/TNnoises]

Not when she buys it in an alley from a guy who calls it "Special K."

[u/andio76]

You kinda look like the leftover spunk that rolled down Emma Stone Mama‘s asscrack

[u/madshjort]

If life gives you lemons make a wry mouth.

[u/Rapscagamuffin]

thats a handsome mustache

[u/jaybaziwa]

You look like you are obsessed with waxing your upper lip. Me thinks…. Too much

[u/toumik818]

If an unenthusiastic handjob came to life.

[u/HatchetWound_]

Somebody come get their granny

[u/PaganPsychopath]

Need a second round of skin because the one you have now is melting off your face

[u/IndependenceMean8774]

Looks aren't everything.

Especially for someone like you.

[u/youngthugsmom]

[u/DrinkMiserable9839]

Not sure what you do for a living, but you look like the type of teacher that gets caught hooking up with her students

[u/Greedy-Stage-120]

How many of your cats ran away last year?

[u/predat3d]

We warned you that if you kept making that face, it would end up that way

[u/WrongdoerTrue7498]

You look like you'd complain about getting fucked by a small dick and also complain about giving your lazy blow job to a big dick.

[u/drunkensauce40]

Yet you came to your ex for 3-5 years

[u/DJ_WoLV]

You look like you have two languages... French, and anal.

[u/Kelbopple_]

For the last time you millennial, you're not a mean girl, you're in your forties!

[u/faucetpants]

Sorry you're on so many antidepressants that you can't achieve orgasm. On the brighter side, you're ugly enough, no one wants it anyway

[u/OneSufficientFace]

You look like you used to be pretty... but then all the alcohol went straight to your moustache and all the cigarettes went to your teeth

[u/wreckfish]

did we chill near a black hole? You look like you were gone two decades

[u/ZerolFaithl]

Homie writes furry romance novels under the pseudonym Kats Nips

[u/HistoricalAddress270]

You get a lot of likes on Tinder pre nut but are ignored post nut.

[u/ThanksMore3067]

Moustache on the beat hoe!

[u/Robinnoodle]

I mustache you to stop posting here. You're scaring the children

[u/Remarkable-Music1866]

Resting Bitch Face with a hairy upper lip - hard pass

[u/Choice-Flounder5516]

Anne Hathaway’s lesser known lesser fortunate sister Ann Thrownaway

[u/BetterWeb9487]

You'd be cute if it wasn't for your face.

[u/Suitable_Freedom66]

You look like Steve Buscemi

[u/Raqnr01r → u/Suitable_Freedom66]

Damn, you got there first.

[u/RamoneMickey]

[u/NextGenBacon]

Your animorph is a Chihuahua.

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[u/Unlucky-Welcome456]

first picture, what's with the scruncho face?

[u/SirWeebleWobble]

The eight-ball said “Ask again later.” I’m sorry you won’t be around to see the next answer in four years.

[u/Forward_Camp8712]

[u/LifeSacrificed]

A cross between Hermionie Granger and Luna Lovegood in all the worst ways

[u/Yuuuurrrhh]

You look like Jennifer form the witch show before she becomes hot

[u/LunaMagicc]

You look like a 40 years woman trap in a body of 60 years grandma.

[u/pandillerodelapampa]

nice mustache

[u/Different-Board1110]

You look like a 70s bit-part actress.

[u/SubjectMountain6195]

Wish Ella Parnell

[u/SeaUap]

[u/SuddMuffin]

When Wednesday grows up and becomes a Monday

[u/djbreakbeat69]

I think you’re fire!! I’m in Hollywood. Come find me!

[u/No_Cry8336]

Stevie T ahh expression

[u/Greasemonkey_Chris]

Quite the fine moustache you have there. Are you going to train it to curl?

[u/ClothesNo2881]

Winona Ryder as a librarian.

[u/BonjinTheMark]

“Your looks have faded, Mrs. Sarandon.”

[u/One-Discipline-7374]

No use coming for a second round. As screw loose as you were before not a single ounce of improvement.

[u/fat_angry_hobo]

You can strip paint off a car with that skin texture

[u/Catcher_Rye_Toast]

Four Years? You’ve aged like fine milk.

[u/corinamoys31]

The 1st pic your O face?

[u/[deleted]]

Wear a Smile that's all you need!!

[u/Shepski39]

Billy Allen

[u/LungDOgg]

Trying to decide how much you charge as an escort. Can't figure out if you're a street hooker who cleans up well or just 40 dollar quicky girl who doesn't make you weak up

[u/[deleted]]

Personally I have bad scars and sagging skin wrinkles from Injuries, but most people love me because I love them and show it!!

[u/NuWuX]

Is the title of the post what you said to your hair dresser when you decided to try bangs again?

[u/No-Boysenberry-760]

i got nothing

[u/JDPbutwithanf]

Age has not been kind

[u/LordYeahNah]

You look like a washed up comedian promoting there new tour that sucks

[u/Unrelevant_Opinion8r]

Wow we thought you were terrible the first time round. You’ve outdone yourself

[u/Critical-Finding8769]

It's weird to have a round 2 isn't it? You'll get used to it the more it happens... Sadly it won't.

[u/TheWordofKane]

You look like people put walnuts in your mouth during the holidays. Squarest jaw I’ve ever seen.

[u/No_Conversation_4359]

Lesbian

[u/bretty666]

wimoaner ryder

[u/BoltMyBackToHappy]

Oh that's what the pope meant with "Vinegar Face"...

[u/faalp]

Better mustache than my 12 year old nephew! Congrats 🎉

[u/V3N634NC3]

I don't have to roast you. You're french. That's enough.

[u/Limitless_foundry349]

You look more depressed this time, is age finally knocking at your door

[u/Fun_Beyond_7801]

So were you born looking like this or did it take years of drug use to achieve?

[u/Constant_Sir_9207]

No personality on Earth could make up for that face.

[u/BuffaloAgreeable372]

Winona Ryder’s stunt double.

[u/RootCubed]

You look like you're going to write your next novella about a bored and gay werewolf.

[u/redo1984]

Her “O face” in all three pictures, 3 is her climax. The epitome of why men want more out of a relationship.

[u/JayneHeroOfCanton]

At least you’re only one hair cut away from going as any Steve Buscemi character for Halloween.

[u/WalkwiththeWolf]

If you ever hear "look at the banger", you've misheard. You walked past and they said "look at the bangs on her", and then they snicker at how goofy you look.

[u/rsgriffin]

Saw your last roast photo. You are aging in dog years

[u/BasisNovel4203]

Nice mustache dude

[u/redditpest]

I demand this picture get taken down now. This is an unauthorized photo of my testicles. I don't know who took it but it needs to be taken down.

[u/No_Government_4915]

You look like you can’t even get your H.S. Students to fuck you

[u/gil-loki]

You deleted your bio but not yourself?!? Make it make sense

[u/Initial-Smooth]

With that hairstyle, I’m sure you have a forehead big enough that it can be used as a runway

[u/CrewBrilliant7651]

You look tired.

[u/MysteriousMine9450]

Maybe if you smiled once in a while?

[u/Major_Sympathy9872]

The reason your chin is so wrinkled is because you spend most of the time gargling the testicles of any guy willing to pay you attention.

[u/Money_Jelly5424]

Mackenzie Phillips back on the shit again

[u/sin_esthesia]

Jane Birkout

[u/schneid52]

You are due for a shave on that upper lip fella.

[u/Mr-Monkey-Ooh]

Anne Half-way

[u/PatriotMissiles]

You look like you’re between 28-49. Afraid of showers and makeup. And men. And jobs.

[u/vikpck]

Friend without benefits

[u/IsawLenin]

You are so feminine that even a line of little black hair under your upper lip can’t ruin it, and your wrinkled skin adds some sort of charm to you. Wrinkles make you look like an old French prostitute with syphilis and tuberculosis. It’s so romantic!

[u/xlamski]

Hope your blowjobs are not as boring as you look.

[u/bondjames200000]

She's kinda cute. 😀

[u/HanSchlomo]

Well, if it isn't Anne Halfway house.

[u/CagedSwan]

Ann Hathaverybadway with the camera

[u/Milwdoc]

I see you've moved to the first date anal phase of your life.

[u/SkyThriving]

If you don't like the smell, keep those two fingers away from your face

[u/Hefty-Hovercraft-717]

You look like you smell of patchouli oil and have unshaven pits.

[u/[deleted]]

You survived the divorce, but now you’re a lesbian.

[u/Sensitive_Option3136]

Aubrey Plaza as if she was a 90-year old in 25’.

[u/Ptolemy79]

You are very brave to have Bell's palsy and still post in this sub Reddit.

[u/PistolofPete]

I’d grow more hair to cover up the rest of your face

[u/Evening_Bench_7006]

You look like Grandma beaker in the second pic!

[u/Unlucky_Kangaroo_137]

Any guy that would smash you is too lazy to jack off

[u/mrpaul57]

Four years ago…when Reagan was President.

[u/QuttiDeBachi]

Gollum’s momma sighting…

[u/solowC86]

Sorry about Hank. Walter shouldn’t have done that

[u/Bajango92X]

Have you spent the entirety of almost 4 years down a mine?

[u/GuyBannister1]

You are the most unremarkable person, you have to make it up with “personality” - which everyone else refers to as “being a bitch”

[u/Electrical-Front-515]

Just as we expected…zero improvement.

[u/uuuh_pampa]

That’s the face she makes while reading CV‘s in her HR job

[u/No_Advertising_6918]

You look like you were halfway through a tutorial on how to use dry shampoo, but decided you’d rather explain existentialism to your plants instead.

[u/SXSWEggrolls]

OP is French and loves attention. She’s currently trying to go viral as Rat A Tuah girl.

[u/OkMarket7141]

Formidable

[u/FluffyUnicornPrince]

“Hello, Brian.”

[u/Superb_Afternoon6477]

Wow you are just bland nothing furhter to say good luck with the 20 cats hope they ear you

[u/Sea_Urchin_777]

Did your therapist recommend you do this again?

[u/Special-Book-7]

You use nose to open envelopes 

[u/JDsWetDream]

How old were you 4 years ago? 47?

[u/Sense_Conscious]

Damn, Micheal Jackson just keeps getting whiter

[u/Impressive-Dog13]

Vote for Pedro

[u/lyre34]

Do children confuse you with a witch?

[u/Ok-Sleep1337]

Winona Ryder meth addition.

[u/throwaway2901750]

Oh wow… I’ve never seen a human Tina Belcher before.

Edit: I found OP’s Only Fans (SFW).

it’s really hard to make a roast that’s creative and deeper than looks when extra information isn’t given about yourself

[u/Vivid_Detail0689]

43 year old Childless husbandless wretched fake nice bitch of an old woman . And a drunk!

[u/Vivid_Detail0689]

Sorry u look like someone i know. I fucking hate that bitch

[u/OnePunchReality]

It's fucking weird to be typing wish.com Winona Ryder but it feels accurate especially on that first image and considering at times during her life she's already looked very wish.com herself that means it's doubly worse for you.

[u/cjp485]

When people see her out walking, they just see the daughter of parents who spent way too much money on their failing daughter's college theater degree.

[u/GovernmentBig2749]

WTF (Why The Face)?

[u/Lost_in_splice]

Fleabag from Wish

[u/Myheelcat]