r/Punny • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 23d ago

Taking a shot at a pickup line

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u/mrgraff 23d ago

I don’t know rye this is so funny, but I got to rum.

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u/bhaskar_ssr 23d ago

Secret agents don't behave like this... Scotch these rumours

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u/hexnone2 23d ago

Don’t get it

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u/thjmze21 23d ago

"I could tell you but then I'd have to kill ya" is a line often seen in spy movies

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u/crystal_castles 23d ago

Its a complete nonsequitor. Yeah