r/PunSpetsnaz • u/Ubonyeg Spetsnaz Commander [COLONEL] • Jun 30 '19

THE RETURN ANNOUNCEMENT

a road-weary travellers appears at the gate and sees r/punspetsnaz in chaos, he draws his MP443 from his holster and goes through the gate.

Daddy's back, chucklefucks!

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

u/uwutranslator

Goodbye, bitch

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u/uwutranslator Jun 30 '19

a woad-weawy twavewwews appeaws at de gate and sees w/punspetsnaz in chaos, he dwaws his MP443 fwom his howstew and goes dwough de gate.

daddydy's back, chuckwefacks! uwu

tag me to uwuize comments uwu

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u/Ubonyeg Spetsnaz Commander [COLONEL] Jul 01 '19

Someone get a flamethrower.

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u/LazyNovelSilkWorm Jul 01 '19

hands flamethrower can i watch? I've seen the damage he's done to people

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u/Ubonyeg Spetsnaz Commander [COLONEL] Jul 01 '19

burns u/uwutranslator with a flamethrower

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u/LazyNovelSilkWorm Jul 01 '19

sips bottle of pyre mustard mmh, finally some good fucking fun

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u/Ubonyeg Spetsnaz Commander [COLONEL] Jul 01 '19

draws MP443 and empties a mag into u/uwutranslator

ON NE PASSÉ PAS!

remembers that this is the Spetsnaz and that I'm Russian

Wait...

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u/LazyNovelSilkWorm Jul 01 '19

Also leave some for rhe others pulls out throwing knives