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r/PunPatrol • u/[deleted] • Mar 27 '19
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If you spot a crime then you try to make an arrest....
Don't be such a Caward. Go ahead...but proceed with Cawtion as you may never know who is dangerous and who isn't!
118 u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19 Ok Stop now put your puns on the ground 130 u/OrkSniper Mar 27 '19 Officer, I think you are doing it wrong. You need to show your badge first. Like this: THIS IS r/punpatrol PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD! 68 u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19 Thanks for the advice I will need it some day when a criminal does a despicable pun 21 u/SirN4me Mar 27 '19 Well, this is a bit caw-kward 17 u/that15fine why so serious? Mar 27 '19 r/PunPatrol, LEAVE YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM! 21 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 Halt! r/the_revolupun extraction squad! <pulls out MP(un)5 and starts shooting> 16 u/that15fine why so serious? Mar 27 '19 <fires back> YOU REBELS WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! 8 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <continues to fire at chest area> 11 u/that15fine why so serious? Mar 27 '19 <takes cover and fires around corner in general direction of /u/pixel_lord_99 > 5 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <bullet zings past leg> Shit, this isn't going to plan. Well then... <pulls out punnade launcher> I think you'll have an ex-PUN-sive time with this! <fires rocket-propelled puns in the direction of u/that15fine> 3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 r/PunPatrol snipes the punner while he's distracted 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <bullet hits shoulder> Augh, who...? <enables tracking mode on punnade launcher and scans for targets> <locks onto sniper> Ah, looks like we got ourselves a sniper. <Fires at u/warzombie3701 repeatedly> 3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 all shots miss because Im on top of a building lol 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <the shots miss, but hit the building, causing large structural damage. The building is now destabilized> 2 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 I fall for a bit but at the last second, parachute myself down to safety. I am now on the ground. I then pull out and throw a flash grenade, thus making him not see me → More replies 3 u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19 VIVA LA PUNISTANCE!
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Ok Stop now put your puns on the ground
130 u/OrkSniper Mar 27 '19 Officer, I think you are doing it wrong. You need to show your badge first. Like this: THIS IS r/punpatrol PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD! 68 u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19 Thanks for the advice I will need it some day when a criminal does a despicable pun 21 u/SirN4me Mar 27 '19 Well, this is a bit caw-kward 17 u/that15fine why so serious? Mar 27 '19 r/PunPatrol, LEAVE YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM! 21 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 Halt! r/the_revolupun extraction squad! <pulls out MP(un)5 and starts shooting> 16 u/that15fine why so serious? Mar 27 '19 <fires back> YOU REBELS WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! 8 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <continues to fire at chest area> 11 u/that15fine why so serious? Mar 27 '19 <takes cover and fires around corner in general direction of /u/pixel_lord_99 > 5 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <bullet zings past leg> Shit, this isn't going to plan. Well then... <pulls out punnade launcher> I think you'll have an ex-PUN-sive time with this! <fires rocket-propelled puns in the direction of u/that15fine> 3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 r/PunPatrol snipes the punner while he's distracted 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <bullet hits shoulder> Augh, who...? <enables tracking mode on punnade launcher and scans for targets> <locks onto sniper> Ah, looks like we got ourselves a sniper. <Fires at u/warzombie3701 repeatedly> 3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 all shots miss because Im on top of a building lol 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <the shots miss, but hit the building, causing large structural damage. The building is now destabilized> 2 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 I fall for a bit but at the last second, parachute myself down to safety. I am now on the ground. I then pull out and throw a flash grenade, thus making him not see me → More replies 3 u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19 VIVA LA PUNISTANCE!
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Officer, I think you are doing it wrong. You need to show your badge first. Like this: THIS IS r/punpatrol PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD!
68 u/[deleted] Mar 27 '19 Thanks for the advice I will need it some day when a criminal does a despicable pun 21 u/SirN4me Mar 27 '19 Well, this is a bit caw-kward 17 u/that15fine why so serious? Mar 27 '19 r/PunPatrol, LEAVE YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM! 21 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 Halt! r/the_revolupun extraction squad! <pulls out MP(un)5 and starts shooting> 16 u/that15fine why so serious? Mar 27 '19 <fires back> YOU REBELS WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! 8 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <continues to fire at chest area> 11 u/that15fine why so serious? Mar 27 '19 <takes cover and fires around corner in general direction of /u/pixel_lord_99 > 5 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <bullet zings past leg> Shit, this isn't going to plan. Well then... <pulls out punnade launcher> I think you'll have an ex-PUN-sive time with this! <fires rocket-propelled puns in the direction of u/that15fine> 3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 r/PunPatrol snipes the punner while he's distracted 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <bullet hits shoulder> Augh, who...? <enables tracking mode on punnade launcher and scans for targets> <locks onto sniper> Ah, looks like we got ourselves a sniper. <Fires at u/warzombie3701 repeatedly> 3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 all shots miss because Im on top of a building lol 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <the shots miss, but hit the building, causing large structural damage. The building is now destabilized> 2 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 I fall for a bit but at the last second, parachute myself down to safety. I am now on the ground. I then pull out and throw a flash grenade, thus making him not see me → More replies 3 u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19 VIVA LA PUNISTANCE!
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Thanks for the advice I will need it some day when a criminal does a despicable pun
21 u/SirN4me Mar 27 '19 Well, this is a bit caw-kward 17 u/that15fine why so serious? Mar 27 '19 r/PunPatrol, LEAVE YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM! 21 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 Halt! r/the_revolupun extraction squad! <pulls out MP(un)5 and starts shooting> 16 u/that15fine why so serious? Mar 27 '19 <fires back> YOU REBELS WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! 8 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <continues to fire at chest area> 11 u/that15fine why so serious? Mar 27 '19 <takes cover and fires around corner in general direction of /u/pixel_lord_99 > 5 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <bullet zings past leg> Shit, this isn't going to plan. Well then... <pulls out punnade launcher> I think you'll have an ex-PUN-sive time with this! <fires rocket-propelled puns in the direction of u/that15fine> 3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 r/PunPatrol snipes the punner while he's distracted 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <bullet hits shoulder> Augh, who...? <enables tracking mode on punnade launcher and scans for targets> <locks onto sniper> Ah, looks like we got ourselves a sniper. <Fires at u/warzombie3701 repeatedly> 3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 all shots miss because Im on top of a building lol 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <the shots miss, but hit the building, causing large structural damage. The building is now destabilized> 2 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 I fall for a bit but at the last second, parachute myself down to safety. I am now on the ground. I then pull out and throw a flash grenade, thus making him not see me → More replies 3 u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19 VIVA LA PUNISTANCE!
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Well, this is a bit caw-kward
17 u/that15fine why so serious? Mar 27 '19 r/PunPatrol, LEAVE YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM! 21 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 Halt! r/the_revolupun extraction squad! <pulls out MP(un)5 and starts shooting> 16 u/that15fine why so serious? Mar 27 '19 <fires back> YOU REBELS WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! 8 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <continues to fire at chest area> 11 u/that15fine why so serious? Mar 27 '19 <takes cover and fires around corner in general direction of /u/pixel_lord_99 > 5 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <bullet zings past leg> Shit, this isn't going to plan. Well then... <pulls out punnade launcher> I think you'll have an ex-PUN-sive time with this! <fires rocket-propelled puns in the direction of u/that15fine> 3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 r/PunPatrol snipes the punner while he's distracted 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <bullet hits shoulder> Augh, who...? <enables tracking mode on punnade launcher and scans for targets> <locks onto sniper> Ah, looks like we got ourselves a sniper. <Fires at u/warzombie3701 repeatedly> 3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 all shots miss because Im on top of a building lol 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <the shots miss, but hit the building, causing large structural damage. The building is now destabilized> 2 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 I fall for a bit but at the last second, parachute myself down to safety. I am now on the ground. I then pull out and throw a flash grenade, thus making him not see me → More replies 3 u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19 VIVA LA PUNISTANCE!
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r/PunPatrol, LEAVE YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!
21 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 Halt! r/the_revolupun extraction squad! <pulls out MP(un)5 and starts shooting> 16 u/that15fine why so serious? Mar 27 '19 <fires back> YOU REBELS WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! 8 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <continues to fire at chest area> 11 u/that15fine why so serious? Mar 27 '19 <takes cover and fires around corner in general direction of /u/pixel_lord_99 > 5 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <bullet zings past leg> Shit, this isn't going to plan. Well then... <pulls out punnade launcher> I think you'll have an ex-PUN-sive time with this! <fires rocket-propelled puns in the direction of u/that15fine> 3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 r/PunPatrol snipes the punner while he's distracted 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <bullet hits shoulder> Augh, who...? <enables tracking mode on punnade launcher and scans for targets> <locks onto sniper> Ah, looks like we got ourselves a sniper. <Fires at u/warzombie3701 repeatedly> 3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 all shots miss because Im on top of a building lol 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <the shots miss, but hit the building, causing large structural damage. The building is now destabilized> 2 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 I fall for a bit but at the last second, parachute myself down to safety. I am now on the ground. I then pull out and throw a flash grenade, thus making him not see me → More replies 3 u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19 VIVA LA PUNISTANCE!
Halt! r/the_revolupun extraction squad!
<pulls out MP(un)5 and starts shooting>
16 u/that15fine why so serious? Mar 27 '19 <fires back> YOU REBELS WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! 8 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <continues to fire at chest area> 11 u/that15fine why so serious? Mar 27 '19 <takes cover and fires around corner in general direction of /u/pixel_lord_99 > 5 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <bullet zings past leg> Shit, this isn't going to plan. Well then... <pulls out punnade launcher> I think you'll have an ex-PUN-sive time with this! <fires rocket-propelled puns in the direction of u/that15fine> 3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 r/PunPatrol snipes the punner while he's distracted 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <bullet hits shoulder> Augh, who...? <enables tracking mode on punnade launcher and scans for targets> <locks onto sniper> Ah, looks like we got ourselves a sniper. <Fires at u/warzombie3701 repeatedly> 3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 all shots miss because Im on top of a building lol 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <the shots miss, but hit the building, causing large structural damage. The building is now destabilized> 2 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 I fall for a bit but at the last second, parachute myself down to safety. I am now on the ground. I then pull out and throw a flash grenade, thus making him not see me → More replies 3 u/[deleted] Mar 28 '19 VIVA LA PUNISTANCE!
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<fires back> YOU REBELS WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
8 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <continues to fire at chest area> 11 u/that15fine why so serious? Mar 27 '19 <takes cover and fires around corner in general direction of /u/pixel_lord_99 > 5 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <bullet zings past leg> Shit, this isn't going to plan. Well then... <pulls out punnade launcher> I think you'll have an ex-PUN-sive time with this! <fires rocket-propelled puns in the direction of u/that15fine> 3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 r/PunPatrol snipes the punner while he's distracted 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <bullet hits shoulder> Augh, who...? <enables tracking mode on punnade launcher and scans for targets> <locks onto sniper> Ah, looks like we got ourselves a sniper. <Fires at u/warzombie3701 repeatedly> 3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 all shots miss because Im on top of a building lol 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <the shots miss, but hit the building, causing large structural damage. The building is now destabilized> 2 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 I fall for a bit but at the last second, parachute myself down to safety. I am now on the ground. I then pull out and throw a flash grenade, thus making him not see me → More replies
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<continues to fire at chest area>
11 u/that15fine why so serious? Mar 27 '19 <takes cover and fires around corner in general direction of /u/pixel_lord_99 > 5 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <bullet zings past leg> Shit, this isn't going to plan. Well then... <pulls out punnade launcher> I think you'll have an ex-PUN-sive time with this! <fires rocket-propelled puns in the direction of u/that15fine> 3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 r/PunPatrol snipes the punner while he's distracted 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <bullet hits shoulder> Augh, who...? <enables tracking mode on punnade launcher and scans for targets> <locks onto sniper> Ah, looks like we got ourselves a sniper. <Fires at u/warzombie3701 repeatedly> 3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 all shots miss because Im on top of a building lol 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <the shots miss, but hit the building, causing large structural damage. The building is now destabilized> 2 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 I fall for a bit but at the last second, parachute myself down to safety. I am now on the ground. I then pull out and throw a flash grenade, thus making him not see me → More replies
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<takes cover and fires around corner in general direction of /u/pixel_lord_99 >
5 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <bullet zings past leg> Shit, this isn't going to plan. Well then... <pulls out punnade launcher> I think you'll have an ex-PUN-sive time with this! <fires rocket-propelled puns in the direction of u/that15fine> 3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 r/PunPatrol snipes the punner while he's distracted 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <bullet hits shoulder> Augh, who...? <enables tracking mode on punnade launcher and scans for targets> <locks onto sniper> Ah, looks like we got ourselves a sniper. <Fires at u/warzombie3701 repeatedly> 3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 all shots miss because Im on top of a building lol 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <the shots miss, but hit the building, causing large structural damage. The building is now destabilized> 2 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 I fall for a bit but at the last second, parachute myself down to safety. I am now on the ground. I then pull out and throw a flash grenade, thus making him not see me → More replies
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<bullet zings past leg>
Shit, this isn't going to plan. Well then...
<pulls out punnade launcher>
I think you'll have an ex-PUN-sive time with this!
<fires rocket-propelled puns in the direction of u/that15fine>
3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 r/PunPatrol snipes the punner while he's distracted 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <bullet hits shoulder> Augh, who...? <enables tracking mode on punnade launcher and scans for targets> <locks onto sniper> Ah, looks like we got ourselves a sniper. <Fires at u/warzombie3701 repeatedly> 3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 all shots miss because Im on top of a building lol 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <the shots miss, but hit the building, causing large structural damage. The building is now destabilized> 2 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 I fall for a bit but at the last second, parachute myself down to safety. I am now on the ground. I then pull out and throw a flash grenade, thus making him not see me
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r/PunPatrol snipes the punner while he's distracted
3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <bullet hits shoulder> Augh, who...? <enables tracking mode on punnade launcher and scans for targets> <locks onto sniper> Ah, looks like we got ourselves a sniper. <Fires at u/warzombie3701 repeatedly> 3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 all shots miss because Im on top of a building lol 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <the shots miss, but hit the building, causing large structural damage. The building is now destabilized> 2 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 I fall for a bit but at the last second, parachute myself down to safety. I am now on the ground. I then pull out and throw a flash grenade, thus making him not see me
<bullet hits shoulder>
Augh, who...?
<enables tracking mode on punnade launcher and scans for targets>
<locks onto sniper>
Ah, looks like we got ourselves a sniper.
<Fires at u/warzombie3701 repeatedly>
3 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 all shots miss because Im on top of a building lol 3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <the shots miss, but hit the building, causing large structural damage. The building is now destabilized> 2 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 I fall for a bit but at the last second, parachute myself down to safety. I am now on the ground. I then pull out and throw a flash grenade, thus making him not see me
all shots miss because Im on top of a building lol
3 u/pixel_lord_99 Mar 27 '19 <the shots miss, but hit the building, causing large structural damage. The building is now destabilized> 2 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 I fall for a bit but at the last second, parachute myself down to safety. I am now on the ground. I then pull out and throw a flash grenade, thus making him not see me
<the shots miss, but hit the building, causing large structural damage. The building is now destabilized>
2 u/Warzombie3701 Mar 27 '19 I fall for a bit but at the last second, parachute myself down to safety. I am now on the ground. I then pull out and throw a flash grenade, thus making him not see me
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I fall for a bit but at the last second, parachute myself down to safety. I am now on the ground. I then pull out and throw a flash grenade, thus making him not see me
VIVA LA PUNISTANCE!
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u/HiItsTime Folsom State Prison Mar 27 '19
If you spot a crime then you try to make an arrest....
Don't be such a Caward. Go ahead...but proceed with Cawtion as you may never know who is dangerous and who isn't!