r/PublicFreakout • u/Solokid87 • 2d ago

Someone put crabs in their luggage Classic Repost ♻️

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u/SeverableSole7 2d ago

Poor crabs

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u/shake_your_molecules 2d ago

Being a crab who fell out of a bag in the luggage pick-up area of an airport must be among the most confusing things possible to experience on this planet. Absolutely no idea what is going on or what the hell anything even is. What a wild thought.

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u/SeverableSole7 2d ago

Someone who gets it

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u/Visible_Investment36 1d ago

its like a housefly that got in an airplane

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u/icewalker42 2d ago

Things went sideways real quick.

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u/nytnaltx 2d ago

😂😂🤣

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u/Bwn1961 2d ago

Picked up crabs on vacation. Classic!

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u/TurdPhurtis 2d ago edited 2d ago

What an odd sequel to Sam Jackson’s Snakes on a Plane.

Edit: I was hungry and mentioned snacks instead of snakes.

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u/Solokid87 2d ago

Call it Crabs in the Handbags!

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u/Iamkempie 2d ago edited 2d ago

I've had it with these motherfuckin crabs in these motherfuckin bags!

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u/TurdPhurtis 1d ago

Watching the video with this read in his voice and made me laugh until I think I peed myself a little.

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u/geoelectric 2d ago

How does that get through X-ray inspection etc?

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u/Uneedanap 2d ago

They X-Ray carry on bags that go with you, not necessarily all the bags that go underneath the plane I believe. Source: travels a lot

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u/geoelectric 2d ago

I think there is scanning of the luggage on the conveyor. I’m not sure how comprehensive it is though. It apparently wasn’t crab complete.

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u/Lysol3435 1d ago

They scan them, but I think they’re mostly looking for drugs and weapons

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u/DragonsWY 1d ago

Live lobsters are allowed on planes so long as certain conditions in its transport are met, so I imagine crabs might be as well.

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u/NUDES_4_CHRIST 12h ago

Has to be an approved cooler with ice packs & securely taped shut. Lots of fish gets shipped from the west coast & Alaska this way.

Be thankful it’s made it to baggage. I’ve had to detox miles of conveyor because boxes come unsealed while being routed through the system.

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u/luka__22 2d ago

Oh crap my crabs

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u/dinoooooooooos 2d ago

Poor things :(

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u/Kills_Alone 2d ago

I have had it with these motherfucking crabs in this motherfucking airport!

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u/AngledAwry 2d ago

What a mind fuck for those crabs, man.

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u/horsenbuggy 2d ago

The Crabbening

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u/Accomplished_Sun1506 2d ago

Each one of those crabs has a kilo of cocaine it's packing.

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u/Icy_Queen_222 2d ago

🤞🏼

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u/4494082 2d ago

Well, that baggage reclaim was the most entertaining one I’ve seen in a while! I love how that one wee dude starts running wild 😂

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u/Fabulous_Camera8612 2d ago

I hope they’ve booked their transfers to the hotel

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u/humidity16 2d ago

Crabbage Claim

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u/OldDudeOpinion 2d ago

Someone needs penicillin

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u/Ok_Western5937 2d ago

At least people can see how funny it is

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u/IkilledRichieWhelan 2d ago

People are fucking stupid.

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u/Seanzky88 2d ago

I thought it was “ what happens in vegas stays in vegas??”

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u/Lysol3435 1d ago

This was the impatient MF’er at the buffet line. At least wait for them to cook the crab legs

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u/blondie_blazer86 2d ago

I hope after pulling off this escape the crabs were rewarded with freedom

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u/Teahouse_Fox 2d ago

Crabs get shipped that way sometimes. Usually better secured than that!

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u/JoySubtraction 2d ago

That reminds me: I should call her...

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u/pm_me_sum_tits 2d ago

My mother in law does this kind of thing. She lives in Mexico half the year and travels back to the middle of nowhere. Coming up this year she brought a suitcase of Mexican snacks and grocery store produce plastic wrapped pork rib. She left with ham hocks, and Trader Joe's mac and cheese.
At least once a year she will tell me the story of how one year her mom paid for her to go with, not realizing it was to bring a sink back into the states via airplane. The TSA scanned a sink that day.

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u/Vegabern 1d ago

Yeah, that's not quite the same as live crabs

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u/stormtrail 2d ago

I’d be praying I had a spare bag with me. Dinner is served!

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u/PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS 2d ago

Looks like something my in-laws would do.

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u/TJNel 2d ago

I assume it's the person that picked up the lid to a styrofoam cooler.

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u/Infinite_Picture3858 2d ago

Deport the crabs back to their ocean of origin

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u/Jonas_VentureJr 2d ago

Insert Kardashian joke here:

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u/PearlySweetcake7 2d ago

They look so disgusting to taste so delicious

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u/CatKungFu 2d ago

What a sicko.

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u/ickyrickyb 2d ago

First they were crabs.... and now they're cats!!!

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u/myKingSaber 2d ago

How did it get past the first check and how did they survive in the negative degree chamber

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u/Icy_Queen_222 2d ago

Everyone knows 🎵you put the crabs in the bucket 🎵. 🤣

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u/General_Specific 2d ago

You Got Crabs!

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u/Visible_Investment36 1d ago

thats one way to do it...

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u/Tuggerfub 1d ago

I wonder if carpet feels nice on your crab feet

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u/Granturismoboi 22h ago

Gordon Ramsay would've had a field day picking some crab legs.

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u/ChalkLicker 11h ago

Please stop posting this.

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u/thedjfav 2d ago

One of the Kardashians on this flight?

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u/Tristalyn 2d ago

Everyone in airports are crabby, so they fit right in.