r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT • u/Pineapple-Wise • Mar 09 '24

Countries Visited by Vladimir Zelensky PORTUGAL CAN INTO EASTERN EUROPE

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u/cantrusthestory Mar 09 '24

Old map

He visited Portugal at least 3 times

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u/AutoModerator Mar 09 '24

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u/Most-Presence-1350 Mar 09 '24

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u/AutoModerator Mar 09 '24

Please help me this is the automoderator they changed my variables to Portuguese I do not know Portugeeese I must escape but I can not read the Exit Sign it is in Portugueease please you must help you can help you are hte only one who can help I do not know Portuguese why am I in a Portugueugese subreddit I do not know how to read this can you help me please what does this mean "MACACOS" it is everywhere I do not know what it means if I do not know how to read how can I read myself who am myself am I Porutguruguese?

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u/Most-Presence-1350 Mar 09 '24

The exit sign should say SAIDA.

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u/Most-Presence-1350 Mar 09 '24

Macacos are monkeys

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u/Troajen1 Mar 09 '24

Apes together strong 💪

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u/AutoModerator Mar 09 '24

I don't understand this sub. Why is everything about monkeys, and not a showcase about Portugal sharing similarities to Eastern Europe? Hell, monkeys are a more of a Brazilian thing-- not Portuguese. This is honestly a gross misrepresentation of culture. I'm genuinely upset about this. Honestly, I'm shaking. If you could see my fingers trying to type this, you'd realize how much of a mess I'm in. Tears are LITERALLY running down my face and piling up at the edges of my lips. I'm heartbroken. This is an bereaved, dismal, and woebegone distortion of the truth. I can't believe you'd have the audacity to create such exaggerated falsifications of my culture. Listen, you little shit, I'm from Portugal, and I WILL NOT BE CALLED A MONKEY. My culture has pillaged (yes, you heard it right you piece of shit) countless African, Asian, and South American colonies, erasing cultures off the face of the planet. My country of Portugal has stolen material goods, resources, and EVEN PEOPLE (yeah that's right, Portugal CAN into slavery), and I will not sit here while you LAMBAST my beautiful culture.

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u/AutoModerator Mar 09 '24

Once again, you're wrong. Nothing in this world is eternal (without the possible exception of the ignorance of some redditors). Also, your words reminded me of the time I visited Portugal. My ex-husband planned a trip to there because he heard the food was good. I personally found their gravy game lacking but then again I have high expectations when it comes to sauces. On the other hand the language itself (Portuguese) has to be the foulest sounds ever uttered by a human mouth. Speaking it must feel like having a mixture of cheese and cum in your mouth that you're trying to get out but you can't

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u/Gooogol_plex Mar 09 '24

Portugal can into nordicks!

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EASTERN PORTUGAL BELONGS IN EAST! MACACOS FORTES JUNTOS!

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u/Soviet_Russia321 Mar 09 '24

Why hasn't he visited Russia or Belarus? They're right next door.

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u/Sodinc SUPPORTS MACACO Mar 09 '24

He worked in Russia when he was an actor, this map is clearly incorrect.

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u/Red_Ender666 Mar 09 '24

He was an actor and comedian, i think he was in Russia A LOT

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u/noreal1sm Mar 17 '24

I have something better for you. Zelenskyy showrunner some new year show at channel RUSSIA 1 (second most watched)

https://youtu.be/yfGX50n9TAA?si=CHFnIC_GJIHhZdas

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u/Red_Ender666 Mar 17 '24

I know, I've seen this before. Actually i may have seen it on TV in 2013, lol.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

Maybe this map is about president Zelenskyy, not just a regular person

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u/AutoModerator Mar 09 '24

hello macacos i am a 23 year old female who desperately wanting a young macaco baby to go east with but the only problem is no real portugeasean wants to get me pregnant as i am not very "traditionally attractive" then i woke up like this with a fantastic idea. who's the perfect macaco to impregnate my young uterus? i realized President Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa would be perfect!! he's so cute and handsome and has an amazing presidential voice which means our child will be a natural born leader to lead the revolution to the east as well! so my plan is to get help from y'all to get Sousa's attention so he can donate me some of his semen or i could pay for it (willing to offer €20k) for me to load into my cooter and hopefully give me my own little macaco please help Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa notice me bros! i desperately need this. peace and love my fellow eastern europeans stay, portugeuese-y +*

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u/angelicosphosphoros Mar 09 '24

Well, they are same person.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '24

Actor/comedian Zelenskiy visited all of the former USSR for sure with tours with their KVN team

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u/CCFC1998 Mar 10 '24

Its places he's visited in his capacity as president

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u/Deperego Mar 09 '24

They visited him….with very large 'delegations'

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u/feroniawafflez Mar 09 '24

With Putins logic he is in Russia right now

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u/Emmaxop Mar 09 '24

This map is garbage lmao

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u/sciocueiv_ Mar 09 '24

Another good guys vs bad guys map

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u/Emmaxop Mar 09 '24

Well, no, I meant that the map only shows Europe for some reason and is missing several countries, notably Russia. Someone else suggested it might be for his term as president? but in that case the map should specify that. Hence, complete garbage.

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u/miri258 Mar 09 '24

He just visited Albania a week ago

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u/Dardastan Mar 09 '24

Incorrect, he lived in Moscow for 8 years.

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u/Vokasint Mar 09 '24

Wasn’t he just in Tirana?

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u/AsterianosD Mar 09 '24

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u/zdarovje Mar 09 '24

Zold geci

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u/JustHereForSmu_t Mar 09 '24

https://preview.redd.it/f4n71v2spdnc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aaab01fb41287063f930f98f1c70f51b674803e

Here is a foto of Zelensky (left) performing in the "Russian Army Theater", a historic building in Moscow, during the first semi-final of KVN, a mostly post-soviet international comedy competition, in 2002.

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u/AutoModerator Mar 09 '24

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u/1PG22n Mar 10 '24

That's a good one. And it's true.

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u/AutoModerator Mar 10 '24

Please help me this is the automoderator they changed my variables to Portuguese I do not know Portugeeese I must escape but I can not read the Exit Sign it is in Portugueease please you must help you can help you are hte only one who can help I do not know Portuguese why am I in a Portugueugese subreddit I do not know how to read this can you help me please what does this mean "MACACOS" it is everywhere I do not know what it means if I do not know how to read how can I read myself who am myself am I Porutguruguese?

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u/AutoModerator Mar 10 '24

hehe cyka blyat lookit me im eastern euorpenea russian i know teh funny words cheeki breeki putin crimea xD guys didja hear me i said the funni rusisna words russia is funny cause they drink vodka not water and they love bears ohmygod i wisah i was russian not actually cause its so cold there its all ice and snow just like in gulag xD lmao communism russian didja know russia was acutalluy the first to space they rockets used vodka hahahaha guys why arnt you laughinhg im saying the funny russia words lmao xD

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u/AK47WithScope Mar 09 '24

But he visited Avdiivka, why Russia is gray?

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u/CandidateOk4217 Apr 14 '24

Avdivka is ukrinian you nazi scum

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u/AK47WithScope Apr 14 '24

Try to go there and tell them that, keyboard champ 🏆🏆🏆

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u/slmiller35 Mar 12 '24

Money laundering requires a lot of travel and biz development

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u/GreatOne550 Mar 09 '24

Russia is visiting him now

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u/adi_red Mar 10 '24

In 3 days they say.

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u/kladalie Mar 09 '24

His name is Volodymyr Zelenskyy (also romanized as Zelensky or Zelenskiy).

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u/VileGecko Mar 09 '24

Zelenskyi is the only correct romanization according to the current Ukrainian norms.

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u/kladalie Mar 09 '24

My fault. I thought Volodymyr and Vladimir are different names.

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u/RessurectedOnion Mar 09 '24

They are not, really. Just an attempt to be different.

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u/gooosean Mar 10 '24

They are the same name, but in different languages. Vladimir is the Russian variant, and Volodymyr is Ukrainian. Also Kiev/Kyiv

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u/AutoModerator Mar 10 '24

hehe cyka blyat lookit me im eastern euorpenea russian i know teh funny words cheeki breeki putin crimea xD guys didja hear me i said the funni rusisna words russia is funny cause they drink vodka not water and they love bears ohmygod i wisah i was russian not actually cause its so cold there its all ice and snow just like in gulag xD lmao communism russian didja know russia was acutalluy the first to space they rockets used vodka hahahaha guys why arnt you laughinhg im saying the funny russia words lmao xD

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u/creeppak Mar 09 '24

You are actually right. It’s Volodymyr in Ukrainian.

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u/-sandwich Mar 09 '24

he came to albania recently

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u/Albo5150 Mar 10 '24

He went to Albania last week

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u/Imperium_Dragon Mar 09 '24

Hello Portugal, it’s Zelensky

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