r/Ooer • u/MockedBagel • Aug 05 '19

Yoga sponsored garlic

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4.4k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/KOMRADE_DIMITRI Aug 05 '19

Commit vehicular manslaughter with my 2001 Honda civic I must. Pleased, Allah will be.

57

u/o07jdb Aug 05 '19

Ketamine, I love

39

u/TREEDSCREEN02 Aug 05 '19

War crimes, I have committed. Tried in the Hague, I am to be

5

u/JediMaster_Yoda Aug 06 '19

Wars not make one great.

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u/gtkaiboi99 Aug 06 '19

r/cursed_comments

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u/K9american Aug 06 '19

dumb, you are. sexually harass you at your work place i must. uncomfortable you will feel.

r/legoyoda you are thinking of

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u/Arann8bacon Aug 05 '19

MMmMmm

Ketalemon

19

u/Aygor48 Sikkerhedstændstikker Aug 05 '19

Mom says ketamine bąd

10

u/lukz_ Aug 05 '19

ketamina to błąd

6

u/Aygor48 Sikkerhedstændstikker Aug 05 '19

Ketamine is smród

6

u/Eddie_The_White_Bear UH OH YOU FRICCIN MORON YOU JUST GOT BLAPSTED! TAG YOUR FRIENDS Aug 05 '19

Then we must mydli mydli

8

u/Aygor48 Sikkerhedstændstikker Aug 05 '19

MMM Mͧ̓͋͂̽͒ͪ͝͏̵̪̗̣̬͚̮͖̥ͅY̧͎͖͉̩̘̲̥͚͔͍̼̼͎̱̻̥͚̥ͣ̏̐ͦ̈̊̾͊ͬ͒̔ͫ͋̈́̃́̚̚̚͟D͉̣̘̬̭̭͕̘̳̝̰̩̫͓̗̙͚̻ͦ̓͐͛̏̆̕͟Ĕ̴̲̥̥̭͓͖̹͖͚̖̮̠̥͋͌̓̉̓̋͗̇́͢͠Ł̷͙̙̖̘͈̯͕̩̻͈̱̝̯̬̖ͤ̒͌ͮͪ̇̽͂͐̇͒̆̅͊́̀͘K̷̡̨͉͚̜̳̒̄̑̇ͩO̾̊ͨ̑ͩ̎̍̏ͧ̂́͋̈́ͣ̋ͯ͏͔̭͉̭͕̲͇̺̲̀͘͡

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u/sensass Aug 05 '19

Dżejms bąd

3

u/Aygor48 Sikkerhedstændstikker Aug 05 '19

Bąd had a strąk, call the bąkulance

2

u/Nitsche_ Aug 05 '19

Wįù, Wįü, Wįû

22

u/aratnagrid Aug 05 '19

ＹＥＳ！ＹＥＳ！

ＹＥＳ！ＹＥＳ！

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ＹＥＳ！

2

u/Crit-Monkey Aug 06 '19

Yes, yes, oh my god

22

u/Snazzle-Frazzle Aug 05 '19

Ha you can't fool me, Iraq isn't real.

5

u/TypicalNikker Aug 05 '19

original gangster

16

u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

h

5

u/TheSauceBoy Aug 05 '19

h

9

u/lukz_ Aug 05 '19

h

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u/lithium142 Aug 05 '19

h

-8

u/holy_daddy ok Aug 05 '19

h

6

u/Zagon__ Aug 05 '19

h

5

u/timeago2474 Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead Aug 06 '19

h

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u/Crit-Monkey Aug 06 '19

This is requiem

9

u/jjbeast098 Aug 05 '19

Ketamine, I love

Eliminate Kurds, I must

8

u/yasguru56 Aug 05 '19

jfc who believes this it’s obviously faked yoda is prime minister of iraq not president

5

u/SteamedSpinach Aug 05 '19

Ohno

3

u/Mike-Literious Aug 05 '19

oman

3

u/sensass Aug 05 '19

yemen

3

u/Mike-Literious Aug 05 '19

isreal is not a viable country

1

u/[deleted] Aug 06 '19

§emen

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u/original_dick_kickem Aug 06 '19

Hit Kurds with civic, I must. Have WMDs, I do not.

2

u/ButaneOnTheBrain Aug 06 '19

Escape into Canadian wilderness I must, mistakes I have made

3

u/JediMaster_Yoda Aug 06 '19

Rest, eternal sleep.

Earned it I have.

1

u/ApexJ_T Aug 05 '19

Namaste

1

u/wheezythesadoctopus Aug 05 '19

Oman Iraq no gud to bepis

1

u/evanlufc2000 Aug 05 '19

Eliminate ethnic Kurds, I must. Clean, the country shall be.

1

u/JediMaster_Yoda Aug 06 '19

When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not!

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u/Ali_gaming Aug 06 '19

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