r/MurderedByWords 6d ago

Brutal ratio holy shit #1 Murder of Week

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u/sunsetgal24 6d ago

And it's not like a 5 year old has the context to understand what any of those words mean.

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u/xpgx 6d ago

I’ve also never met a 5 year old tall enough to read the top shelves at stores. Children generally only have an interest/awareness of things on their own level unless they’re looking for something specific (and even then, they’re more likely to search low).

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u/letstrythatagainn 6d ago

Not only that, the kid will now be curious what the actual "F" word is, and will be curious until he learns, likely from someone other than his parents now. They could've made it a non-issue, and now it's something lodged in his mind.

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u/Ostracus 4d ago

To understand the original joke, one has to know both meanings.