r/MurderedByWords 6d ago

Brutal ratio holy shit #1 Murder of Week

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u/Peaches42024 6d ago

Not to mention most 5 years olds can’t see the top shelf and why is this pervert bringing a 5 year old down this aisle? Let me guess the pharmacy shouldn’t sell condoms either? I guarantee this 5 year old has access to the internet which is 10millions times worse than this.

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u/poggyrs 6d ago

Right?? Why are you lifting up your 5 year old so they can view the sex toys ya fuckin weirdo

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u/Emotional-Entrance57 6d ago

Both of you guys are underestimating 5 year olds.

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u/Low-Farmer-8638 6d ago

LMAO, I think the OP complaint is kind of prudish, but it's funny seeing comments as stupid as "5 year olds can't look up."

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u/Emotional-Entrance57 6d ago

They’re mad cause 5 year olds have a neck. I’m sure it really will surprise them when I tell them that they can also climb.

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u/Low-Farmer-8638 6d ago

It'll really blow their minds when they find out the sex toy aisle at CVS isn't so huge that it fully occupies both sides of the aisle and therefore there would be no reason for someone to be in that aisle to purchase something else with their kids.

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u/sadface3827 6d ago

I was literally just at CVS, holding my kid in my arms cause he wanted to be picked up, and we both had a direct line of sight to the sex toys in the isle over.

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u/ReindeerUpper4230 5d ago

Oh no! He might’ve seen those! Or condoms! Or tampons!!!!!

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u/sadface3827 5d ago

I’m not clutching my pearls over it, I’m just saying it’s not invisible just because it’s at the top of the shelf.