r/MurderedByWords 6d ago

Brutal ratio holy shit #1 Murder of Week

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u/Peaches42024 6d ago

Not to mention most 5 years olds can’t see the top shelf and why is this pervert bringing a 5 year old down this aisle? Let me guess the pharmacy shouldn’t sell condoms either? I guarantee this 5 year old has access to the internet which is 10millions times worse than this.

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u/poggyrs 6d ago

Right?? Why are you lifting up your 5 year old so they can view the sex toys ya fuckin weirdo

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u/Emotional-Entrance57 6d ago

Both of you guys are underestimating 5 year olds.

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u/Low-Farmer-8638 6d ago

LMAO, I think the OP complaint is kind of prudish, but it's funny seeing comments as stupid as "5 year olds can't look up."

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u/Emotional-Entrance57 6d ago

They’re mad cause 5 year olds have a neck. I’m sure it really will surprise them when I tell them that they can also climb.

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u/Carnifex2 6d ago

Imagine basing your argument around letting a child climb the shelves in a fucking pharmacy.

You people crack me up.

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u/Emotional-Entrance57 6d ago

Methinks mayhaps you misunderstood me, I don’t have any argument here or side with anyone. I just was saying these guys seriously underestimate a child’s ability to be chaos incarnate.