r/LeopardsAteMyFace 18h ago

I dedicated a large portion of my speech to praising you.

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u/BellyDancerEm 18h ago

Licking apartheid Elons books isn’t enough

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u/Jensen0451 17h ago

Yeah, everyone knows it's the taint you gotta go for if you wanna get anywhere with him. And even then it's still a long shot.

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u/BorderNo9796 17h ago

Im not even American and these guys are giving me a fucking headache. The disconnect from reality is absolutely insane

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u/nothosauridea 17h ago

They learn it in church.

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u/ExpertRegister1353 14h ago

These guys don't go to church.

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u/PlantsArePrettyNeat 14h ago

Wdym, they go to their rich asf megachurch every other Sunday! When they feel like it, of course.

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u/ExpertRegister1353 13h ago

Elon doesn't go to church 

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u/PlantsArePrettyNeat 7h ago

That's still whenever he feels like it when you think about it

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u/epicap232 18h ago

This H1B debate is like Luigi 2.0. The right is against it (they hate Indians) and the left is too (lowers wages) and both hate Elon

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u/Fresh_Dog4602 17h ago

*Chuckles in minimum wage scale guaranteed country*

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

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u/Alastor999 17h ago

I don't use twitter, not even before Elon, so forgive me if I'm wrong, but don't they make you pay like $8 a month for that blue checkmark?

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u/jaimi_wanders 16h ago

Yup—that was one of his changes, simultaneously devaluing the blue check as verified status, and trying to monetize it as advertisers fled…

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u/Jensen0451 17h ago

If only a huge portion of the population had been saying and pointing out for years that Elon doesn't actually care about free speech because he'll gladly shut down and delete anyone who says even one word (cisgender) that he doesn't like, and only uses it as an excuse to say and hear whatever he likes without consequences.

If only.

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u/W0666007 15h ago

The people supporting him don’t care abt free speech either, they just were assuming they would still be “the good ones”.

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u/jlistener 17h ago

Oh but my beloved emperor, I did not mean to offend you! Please I beg of thee, spare me! Spare meeee!

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u/NotAllOwled 15h ago

Of course you are still the most beautiful, my Baron, but sometimes I feel like you take my eternal tending of your diseases a tiny bit for granted.

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u/steve-eldridge 17h ago

This guy is a walking contradiction - Wax identifies as Jewish, and on Twitter Wax has called himself “an Italian Jew.”

But he also apparently identifies with white nationalist ideals and supports the very people who will turn on him.

Leopards will be feasting on him, Loomer, and the rest of the dummies who thought when they said white power, it included them.

Yup, only until it doesn't, and then who are you gonna call for help?

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u/nrkishere 17h ago

Dicksucking narcissistic manbaby never ends well. History suggests that over and over again.

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u/nothosauridea 17h ago

Sneaks in a brag about speaking at a gala. This guy's IMPOTENT!

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u/nightwatch_admin 17h ago

“Sad!”
Is this a badly executed Trump sock puppet?

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u/dyzo-blue 16h ago edited 15h ago

Look, MAGA, if you don't accept the fact that Indians are smarter and harder working than Americans, you will be shadowbanned.

But you are still allowed to say the Mexicans that pick your farms and build your homes are lazy. Also, because "X" is a free-speech zone, the N-word is still acceptable.

Just remember, Indians have better genes than you, and "CIS" is a slur.

— Elon Musk, President of the USA

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u/LeilaMajnouni 17h ago

Elon doesn’t know who you are, my guy. And even if you were besties, his business model depends on an endless supply of tech talent that he can keep in line with threats to their livelihood so you’re going to lose out.

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u/Krustyburgerlover 16h ago

“Sad!” Lol these dummies only know how to copy and project.

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u/imdaviddunn 16h ago

Yes, they really meant the bigotry…it wasn’t a joke…

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u/Lizzy1283 15h ago

Will these ppl ever catch on that these rich ppl do not care about you? They manipulate your racism to win them elections and then do what they want. And guess what they will still vote for them again in 4 years. Truly the dumbest timeline.

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u/sndtrb89 15h ago

awww did the fluffer think they were starring in the porno? :(

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u/raita125 16h ago

It's time to realize the blue checkmark on Twitter doesn't mean anything anymore.

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u/waitingtoconnect 16h ago

The thing is they’ll keep supporting emperor of democracy Elon and his governor Trump because they “hate the libs”. They’ll contort their way of thinking to make it happen.

The thing is they are hurting now because one of their grift avenues, monetisation through X, has been cut off. But once they start being good little mouthpieces and praise the emperor, and praise h1bs they’ll get their grift back.

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u/prodigalpariah 16h ago

Oh, no! Did the man who has more wealth than the entire gdp of some countries who has a god complex and cozies up to literal fascists somehow not see you as a person?

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u/jewbo23 15h ago

Sad is indeed correct.

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u/Melodic_Mulberry 15h ago

"Huh. Kissing ass worked with Trump, why isn't it working with this president?"

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u/SolSeekerPhoto 14h ago

Suckers one and all.

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u/SpiritAnimal_ 14h ago

Commercial platforms that facilitate public speech, such as X (and all the others, including Reddit), should be subject to regulations to prevent bullshit like this. Just like toll roads and utilities. You are not allowed to shut off service to someone just because you don't like them, or disagree with their beliefs or opinions.

I think Reddit would already be in compliance.

It's kinda amusing when it's "leopards ate my face", but then it never stops there, does it?

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u/Merijeek2 14h ago

Aww. Someone forgot to work the shaft.

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u/Asher_Tye 13h ago

Elon thanks you for your support and kindly requests you shut up while he's busy ruling as a godking

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u/AirForceRabies 12h ago

I agree, Gavin; it IS sad that you dedicated yourself to rimming Li'l Lord Elon. Sad, yet so very funny.

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u/Brief_Exit1798 11h ago

This is so fun to watch. So many MAGAts were "supporting" the richest man on the planet are getting their feelings hurt.

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u/PointsOutTheUsername 9h ago

Welcome to 2020-2022 when most of us realized.

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u/Sad-Development-4153 9h ago

Dark Maga was the deep state all along dumbasses.

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u/Gunrock808 1h ago

The right thought they were marrying the billionaire playboys, now they all have shocked Pikachu face from realizing they got used in a one night stand. The billionaires got what they wanted, now they're kicking these fools out the door and not answering their texts or calls. Sad!

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u/martapap 17h ago

I'm sure Elon is quaking at the thought of losing this guys support.