r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Oh well...

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 14h ago

u/kaychyakay, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Tballz9 1d ago

Child sex trafficker and rapist says what?

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u/SuccessionWarFan 1d ago

Don’t forget drug addict, as stated by that ethics report.

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u/tw_72 1d ago

Yeah, Matt is part of the reason we don't have a functioning government. He needs to STFU - or better yet - go to jail.

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u/joystickd 1d ago

Bet he'd be real quiet if that immigration policy included really young girls.

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u/ktaktb 1d ago

I'm reading this as the "tech bros" against musk and vivek. The ones that will be replaced with h1b labor

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u/Cicerothesage 1d ago edited 1d ago

the right wing narrative is so confusing.

They think our educational system sucks and we need tech bros to help. Democrats are creating a bad educational system and economic decline. However, they advocate to defund education / eliminate the DOEd and continue with trickle down economics. Then, started talking about immigrations.

What the fuck is it? Education? Immigration? Economics? Do they even know?

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u/camofluff 1d ago

It's really hard to combine building up a dictatorship, modern slavery and colonialism with solutions to their figment of a great replacement conspiracy... but they're trying.

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u/qubert_lover 1d ago

Their plan is simple: make government go to shit, then the people lose faith in it and will want those in power to do more. Then they get more power.

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u/AT-ST 1d ago

This isn't matt gaetz. His Twitter is just @mattgaetz

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u/Cicerothesage 1d ago

I knew it. I even checked. I thought it was weird that Gaetz put "former" in his name. Like, that is too self-aware for a Republican

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u/TheKrakIan 1d ago

They don't know, they have no policies other than owning the libs. Yet they own themselves by infighting on every fucking thing.

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u/pinkbunnybu 1d ago

Well, Elon did come with Trump getting elected.

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u/Justify-My-Love 1d ago

What decline? These dudes live in a different planet

Our economy is literally the envy of the world because of Biden

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u/Obaddies 1d ago

Only if you look at the data and evidence. But Joe rogan told me to be mad at biden because he’s old so clearly their administration was a failure. /s

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u/Rare-Peak2697 1d ago

Joe Rogan built a handicap ramp one summer in high school. This gives him not only the experience of working a real job but also makes him an authority on what it actually took to build the pyramids that big archeology doesn’t want you to know about.

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u/Obaddies 1d ago

I’m willing to believe he watched other people build the ramp while he was smoking DMT or something.

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u/Justify-My-Love 1d ago

Rogan is a transphobic racist POS

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u/Obaddies 1d ago

Yeah he sucks. I don’t even know how people can listen to his lame show. I’ve tried and it’s mostly garbage filler conversations that isn’t even edited together well. The few episodes I did listen to, they constantly cut away to ads in the middle of someone’s sentence. It’s low effort trash just like the rest of his career.

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u/3qtpint 1d ago

Honestly, I liked it better when he was just trying to get people to eat scorpions or swim in worms for money

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia 1d ago

But at least he informed us about the kids shitting in school-based litterboxes.

He gets credit for that at least.

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u/drjos 1d ago

"But the price of eggs"

-Every Trump voter

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u/Fantastic_Yam_3971 1d ago

Only if you look at facts and data. Facts and data are not how the MAGA crowd informs themselves. Ironically, part of the reason their newly elected Party thinks they are all a bunch of dumb dumbs who can’t hold the good jobs in America 😂

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u/Secure_Ticket8057 1d ago

This guy and kids - honestly! 

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u/olsweetmoney 1d ago

See ya later, alligator.

After a while, pedophile!

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u/Egstamm 1d ago

Yes, when third grade teachers are assigning seats to 35 kids in a classroom (which are now terribly overcrowded due to funding cuts), the teacher is really taking their time out of their busy schedule of planning, grading papers, shuffling the kids to and from the playground and to and from the lunchroom, to start the process of turning John into Jane behind the parents backs. Teachers are the most picked-on profession, and it needs to stop before the teacher shortage becomes far worse than it is.

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u/Cautious-Rip-7602 1d ago

Hahahha this is great. Let the maga tears flow.

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u/TheDungen 1d ago

Well now they're one health issue for a 78 year old away from the teach bro's emmissary being president.

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia 1d ago

I've never heard of this "Matt Gaetz" character before.

He kinda sounds like a pedo.

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u/Honest_Pollution_92 1d ago

Back in my day, child molesters were ashamed of themselves.

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u/JoGoBurn 1d ago

Leopards are beginning to starve as MAGA's have started eating themselves.

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u/Jazzlike_Mountain_51 1d ago

Look at him chiming in like he doesn't have an underage girlfriend to put to bed

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u/imdaviddunn 1d ago

So much delusion in one post…amazing

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u/Melodic_Mulberry 1d ago

"We avoided a boogeyman and a manufactured crisis, but we were being manipulated into accepting a plutarchy the whole time!" 😧

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u/HAPEXZM_MUSiC 1d ago

U.S aieee, U.S aieee, U.S.A, HOAHHHRRrrrr

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u/Vova_19_05 1d ago

You did, just were hoping for different strategy probably

The most hilarious days to read LeopardsAteMyFace. Or Elon comments, I thought everyone down there was either literal bot or avid supporter

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u/dennydorko 1d ago

All I read was: "I definitely care about this issue, and am not just saying this because I am need to recruit potential viewers to my new TV show at a time I have brought a ton of negative publicity on myself."

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u/SethTaylor987 1d ago

Matt Gaetz: "I am angry about 3rd grade teachers turning little girls into little boys. I don't like little boys."

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u/a_minty_fart 1d ago

Pedo says what?

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u/prodigalpariah 1d ago

Ah, I see Gaetz has found his new grift. Now he'll be a "firebrand speaking truth to the wealthy elite." Just forget all that sex with minors stuff.

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u/plo83 1d ago

I guess that Gaetz can get away with a blatant lie about economic decline since the only people who follow him are the pedo apologists MAGA,

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u/GrowFreeFood 1d ago

Wtf? Their whole campaign was for government mandated gender assignments. It was a major issue for them. They explicitly said that the government's role is to enforce conformity.

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u/HippyGrrrl 1d ago

If he thinks corporations have NOT had a hand in policy, he’s so sadly mistaken. But he’s taken their dinners/drinks/extras.

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u/BringBackAoE 1d ago

Oh c’mon! How dumb do they think we are?!

Musk and Thiel and the other tech bros were openly against Trump for a long time. Both in the primary and in the general election. Then after misc meetings they were suddenly pouring billions into Trump’s campaign.

You gotta be pretty dumb to not realize a deal was struck. And how many of the PayPal team have now been appointed to the administration by Trump?! And please don’t forget Thiel’s proxy, JD Vance.

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u/soraku392 1d ago

I think he has bigger issues than Elon rn

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u/Competitive-Bike-277 1d ago

Anything to take the spotlight off his own behavior.

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u/Floyd_Pink 1d ago

Pedo says wha...?

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u/22poppills 1d ago

You mean the influx of tech bros that were brought over because the real power : Billionaires, who have been stocking the workforce with cheaper labour for the last thirty years. Same reason it's rare to get a US tech support rep on the phone.

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u/purplegladys2022 1d ago

I love the whole "broken economy" lies. Luckily for the GOP, their base is too stupid to check for themselves.

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u/SolSeekerPhoto 1d ago

"Obvious Biden/Harris economic decline.." You ain't seen nothin' yet. Just wait for tariffs and the deportation of cheap labor to see real economic decline. Gonna be fun in the bun!

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u/nates1984 1d ago

Turns out that the Republicans are a big tent party too, it just takes a little more friction to get them to fracture.

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u/ratbastid 1d ago

"Two things that never happened scared us into giving away our country to billionaires!"

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u/Happy_Trombone 1d ago

Interestingly Palmer Luckey (guy who did Oculus Rift) is Gaetz' brother in law.

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u/Legitimate-Pee-462 1d ago

The best thing is if Musk and Trump become enemies it might be Musk who becomes the victim of a vulgar display of Trump's power. Imagine Musk turns on Trump and unleashed his X botnet to fully shit-talk Trump constantly. What could Trump do? Arrest Elon Musk and charge him with sedition, fraud, and for being an unregistered foreign agent. These charges wouldn't even need to be falsified because Musk has mountains of criminal exposure. ...but Trump could make sure Musk is held in prison until trial, has assets seized, security clearance revoked, etc.

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u/modvavet 16h ago

I think one of the bits that really bothers me is how blatantly the techbros don't even understand tech