r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

Uh-Oh! Looks Like Elon Demonetized Loomer in a Fit of His Fee-Fees!

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 3h ago

u/FrancoManiac, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/fcdox 1d ago

The party of “free speech” only likes speech that they approve of.

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u/Cokomon 1d ago

Their "free speech" is limited to only fourteen words.

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u/Berettadin 1d ago

I got that reference, and it was magnificent.

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u/GoddessRespectre 19h ago

I agree and just want to note the additional "cis" being banned by Elon. Ruins the excellent joke tho

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u/tell-talenevermore 1d ago

1488?

Was that a Neo Nazi joke 🫢

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u/Yureinobbie 19h ago

Jup, that's what the 14 in 1488 stands for

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u/The-Conductor-1776 1d ago

And it isn't the only influencer banned either. lol. other conservative pages are reporting the same.

MAGA is going to eat them alive. I can't wait to wake up and see what Trump has to say about this.

*grabs popcorn*

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u/xtilexx 21h ago

I do find it funny that none of them even know what free speech is lol. Who's gonna tell them that only the government can violate their rights

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u/ThorKonnatZbv 13h ago

Why bother? they didn't understand it the last 314159 times it was explained to them.

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u/AccomplishedLeave506 20h ago

The hilarious thing is that if Laura had 44bn to own twitter instead of Elon she'd be doing exactly the same thing. But it would be ok if she was doing it because reasons.

She'll continue to wail and scream about liberal lefties like me, while never understanding that it's people like me who protect her from people like her.

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u/imdaviddunn 18h ago

SCOTUS said money is speech. People just didn’t realize they meant literally and exclusively.

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u/HauntedReader 1d ago

Honestly kinda feel like this lamf for Elon. He thought he could buy MAGA and I think it’s becoming more obvious he can’t. These people don’t have loyalty and don’t follow rules.

They were never loyal to Elon and want him gone

I wouldn’t be shocked if DOGE never gets off the ground at this point.

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u/FrancoManiac 1d ago

Leopards eating...other leopard's faces? Leopception?

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u/HauntedReader 1d ago

Mutually assured destruction

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u/FurtiveCutless 1d ago

Perfection.

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u/Fabulous_State9921 22h ago

Your icon pairs perfectly with your comment.😄

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u/RhythmicJerk 22h ago

Purr-fection.

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u/JustASimpleManFett 1d ago

"Great, I hope they kill each other!" Brandon Lee, Rapid Fire.

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u/martapap 1d ago

ouroboros but with leopards

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u/Chazo138 1d ago

Leopards gonna be fucking fatter than a stuffed Christmas turkey before Inauguration Day even happens at this rate.

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u/ThisLeopardIsFull8 14h ago

The Hunger Games, except they take 3 times longer because the Leopards are full at the start.

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u/party_benson 1d ago

I'll be surprised if his plane lands safely next year

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u/odepaj 1d ago

🤞

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u/javeng 1d ago

I think it's more like LAMF for Elon, Loomer and the MAGAt crowd.

The problem with an authoritarian/selfish mindset is that it is preoccupied with stripping rights and wealth from EVERYONE, each other included.

What I did not expect is for them to turn on each other so soon.

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u/adamwho 1d ago

DOGE isn't a thing. It has to be approved and funded by the house.

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u/wowzeemissjane 1d ago

He DID buy MAGA. Nobody needs them now.

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u/oliverprose 23h ago

I think they do have loyalty, but it's to Trump rather than anyone even in the inner circle. Elon being an outsider and an immigrant is definitely going to set them off though, and what happens next time when he's not eligible is going to be entertaining too.

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u/MadManMorbo 21h ago

It won't. It has no authority. All it can do is recommend.

Trump will happily ignore it and every other even remotely helpful suggestions because it wasn't his idea first.

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u/Pmmebobnvagene 15h ago

It will don’t worry. President Elon Musk has deemed it so.

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u/JustASimpleManFett 1d ago

I will laugh my ass off if that happens.

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u/Nervous-Protection 9h ago

He thought he could buy MAGA and I think it’s becoming more obvious he can’t. These people don’t have loyalty and don’t follow rules.

Just my two cents: I think what we're seeing is where big business splits from ws. All these people were a ok with Musk calling everyone black dei hires but now that they see that it's h1b1's that's about to get those jobs that they were trying to strip from black people, now they're not feeling him.

Musk thought that they would blindly follow him but the only one that gets that blind loyalty is Trump (who I can't wait to weigh in on this 😂)

Also Musk (and big business in general) don't care nor believe in this culture war thing they're talking about. They want more h1b1's because they can exploit the fact that those people need jobs to remain in the country so they will be more willing to put up with less wages, longer work days/weeks, bad working conditions, and bad management.

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u/HPLREH777 1d ago

Elon got beat up by a girl and then kicked her out of his sandbox.

What a bitch!

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u/SFMara 1d ago

If you paid for a blue check, you are one of the dumbest motherfuckers alive. I hope this makes things obvious to people.

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u/ComprehensiveHavoc 1d ago

Old MAGA and New MAGA are clashing, quick, someone, get the popcorn!

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u/GlitchyMcGlitchFace 1d ago

And the accelerants!

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u/Few-Manufacturer8862 1d ago

Damn, the "public square" and "free speech" bullshit bloom is REALLY off the Rose, huh?

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u/winterbird 1d ago

The biggest shock here is that she had something worth paying for. And people were paying?

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u/FrancoManiac 1d ago

There were people in the comments, mostly other wannabe personalities, it seemed, who were talking about their subscription and loyalty. Insanity.

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u/CapableWill8706 1d ago

Will she handcuff herself to a Cybertruck?

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u/odin_the_wiggler 19h ago

Does a Cybertruck have polygonal truck nuts?

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u/Boysenberry377 21h ago

Space with Xelon musk heading in general direction of Mars sitting in a windowless cyberstuck.

Orchestrated/s by loomer and OG magats. jk With maga, most what if conjecture makes more sense than reality.

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u/ParisEclair 1d ago

I thought he bought twitter to protect free speech🤣🤣🤣

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u/steelhips 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is what Loomer did after she was kicked off Twitter in 2018:

Loomer live-streamed her protest on Periscope and it soon started to trend worldwide, but things didn't quite go to plan for the 25-year-old.

It started off with Loomer, armed with her own sign, handcuffing herself to the front door of the building - just the one door, though, people could still use the one she wasn't attached to - while claiming that her suspension was a 'human rights issue'.

Things soon started to go wrong for her as her sign somehow fell inside the building and out of her reach.

Then the police turned up and one officer managed to highlight just how ridiculous her protest was.

In a small victory, she did manage to get her sign back, but police soon moved her camera operator across the street so you could barely see her.

Even her fellow conservatives thought the protest was embarrassing

She then informed the police that she had thrown away the key to the cuffs and was willing to stay put for "as long as it takes".

As things became more and more desperate for Loomer, police told her that Twitter was not pressing charges so she could potentially stay there forever.

After a few hours, she gave up bringing the whole embarrassing spectacle to a whimpering conclusion.

Source

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u/ParisEclair 11h ago

🤣🤣

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u/averooski1 1d ago

I will forgive Laura loomer for her atrocious mouth and actions, if she is able to implode all of maga.. she will be a hateful and idiotic hero

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u/narsfweasels 1d ago

Once again, a delicious, but thoroughly unpleasant-looking, face.

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u/OpportunityIcy6458 1d ago

Once again, forget the culture war and focus on the class war. Its the oligarchs vs EVERYONE else. Everyone.

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u/trashleybanks 1d ago

I am living for this feud lol

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u/ttownfeen 1d ago

It’s been so interesting to watch this battle in real time today.

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u/Striking_Economy5049 1d ago

The guy isn’t even president yet, and the drama a is only just getting started.

I truly fear what’ll happen if there’s another black swan event.

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u/AlarmedGibbon 21h ago

Just wait for the upcoming bird flu shitshow

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u/JetKeel 1d ago

“Investigative journalist” doing some REAL heavy lifting here.

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u/Redragontoughstreet 1d ago

Is Donald going to choose his rabid racists supports or his billionaire lobbyists?

Or is he going to tweet about illegally annexing a friendly neighbor. Tune in next time

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u/ThisLeopardIsFull8 13h ago

Trump got what he wanted from his rabid racist AND misogynistic supporters: 4 more years of Presidential Immunity and control of the Supreme Court & the IRS, so his grifting continues. He doesn’t need those supporters anymore.

The billionaire lobbyists will remain, as long as they flatter Trump excessively and cede him the limelight. Musk’s mistake is that his own ego is just as large and needy.

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u/Natural_Fix1926 1d ago

Yeah... hasn't her dumbass tried posting just the word "Cisgender." Free Speech my ass.

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u/AsherTheFrost 19h ago

I didn't think the thing that would trip up Elon is not being racist enough.

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u/waitingtoconnect 1d ago

emperor musk x will see to it that Governor trump does what he’s told!

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u/Bitter-Fishing-Butt 22h ago

this timeline is wild

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u/Bobandjim12602 1d ago

Man, I hope they all continue to double down. This is fun to watch these powerful idiots claw at eachother for a chance at the throne.

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u/WillyMonty 1d ago

Oh no!

Anyway

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u/boofles1 1d ago

There is a space on this which Elon is lying in right now. So much popcorn, Elon sounds a little worked up :)

https://x.com/i/spaces/1kvKpbolvzZJE

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u/boofles1 1d ago

Elon in the Space as Adrian Dittman denying being Elon ::))

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u/TrickyAsian626 22h ago

I'm loving every second of this

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u/pbcbmf 22h ago

This is like watching two kids you hated fighting at school.

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u/Reason_Choice 1d ago

Leopards in this sub: Finally. Some good fucking food.

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u/High_Contact_ 1d ago

Bwahahaha 

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u/bozmonaut 1d ago

I'm sure she'll be more than welcome over at bluesky with all the other twitter refugees 

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u/Mean_Git_ 1d ago

Doubt she’d last 23.7 minutes on Bluesky.

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u/a_minty_fart 1d ago

Wow the free speech absolutist has just demonstrated that his is the only speech that is free.

I am truly surprised.

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u/vinnybawbaw 1d ago

🍿🍿🍿

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u/Signguyqld49 23h ago

It's glorious

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u/milderhappiness 21h ago

I never thought the leopards would eat jigsaws face

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u/Paindepiceaubeurre 19h ago

Pretty funny to see Temu Jigsaw losing her shit like that. It’s even more pathetic how she believes that Trump gives a shit about her.

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u/imdaviddunn 18h ago

Trump watching people fight over him with a hamburger scrolling like it is Jan 6 all over again.

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u/CantankerousOrder 18h ago

At this point there’s so much infighting the Leopards are having to fight with the cannibals for face eating rights.

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u/needfulthing42 17h ago

Holy fuck. He is such a mature person. 🤦🏼‍♀️ He retaliates like a twelve year old. He certainly is different, isn't he?? Not good different. To be avoided at all costs different.

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u/PhalanX4012 17h ago

lol if there’s anything that’s been proven over the last 8 years it’s that Trump can continuously spit in the face of his own loyalists and they’ll continue to support his wannabe dictatorship.

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u/Gourmeebar 15h ago

Who at twitter is getting these direct messages to take these actions when musk is having a temper tantrum? They must be an asshole.

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u/FrancoManiac 15h ago

My question is — where is the fucking Board of Directors? Where are the app bands from Apple and Google? Where's anyone in this goddamn mess?

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u/Gourmeebar 11h ago

It’s crazy when you realize there’s no one guiding the ship. We’re just slowly floating toward an ice burg.

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u/FlowingMochi 15h ago

Love how she has to throw her overlord on there to let him know lol like big daddy Trump gives a fuck about anything other than his perception of thinking he is god, wonder if he’ll respond to her.

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u/humchacho 15h ago

It was “the algorithm” 🥴

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u/NoLie129 13h ago

His company his rules. She’s an idiot.

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u/Andross_Darkheart 13h ago

Please stop overfeeding the leopards.