r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/JonBoy82 • 2d ago

Elon takes his big red ball and goes home…Loomer loses check.

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u/Nefandous_Jewel 2d ago

Truth is like that

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u/a_minty_fart 2d ago

Hey, I'm going to hell for laughing.

Saint Peter: "Well, looking like everything checks out... Wait a second..."

Me: "?"

Saint Peter: "December 26th, 2024 you laughed at a reddit post. It wasn't a chuckle. We could have looked past that. You fucking chortled for a solid 27 minutes. What the fuck dude?"

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u/foodandart 1d ago

You: "I mean.. you know.. it did merit that.. Come on, look at the situation of the peoples involved.."

Saint Peter: Checks papers, arches eyebrows and gives a snort. "Okay u/a_minty_fart.." laughs hard, "You're good.. pass on through.."

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u/Happy_Mask_Salesman 1d ago

10 minutes later:

Saint Peter: -- and if you think that the... wait, are you even listening to me?!

*stopped giggling about remembering the joke after 3 minutes and switched to laughing about not having to stop to inhale in this out of body experience for the past 7 minutes of unhinged mirth *
Its not what it looks like!