r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

The kitties will grow fat if they continue like that

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 22h ago

u/Sosleepy_Lars, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/flipflopsnpolos 1d ago

Man this has been so entertaining watching this all unfold today. Big time watching silently in the corner eating popcorn while people you don’t like fight each other moment

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u/Sosleepy_Lars 1d ago

You know, it's funny how they always say how funny it is to watch "libs having a meltdown", only to have one themselves when things don't go exactly their way.

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u/flipflopsnpolos 1d ago

They couldn’t even make it to the orange man’s inauguration before having a tift. This is all because Elon couldn’t keep his opinions to himself … it’s not even something sparked by a proposed bill or anything. Just a very entertaining self own by the guy who spent $120m to win the election, and already has MAGA turning against him.

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u/JinxyCat007 1d ago

Yup! Poor bastard won’t make it a single Scaramucci at this rate. Couldn’t have happened to a bigger scumbag.

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u/Carnivile 1d ago

At this rate he won't get to the inauguration without getting Luigi's by some MAGA

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u/dibuuuuuuu 1d ago

I love that he’s fucked up on ketamine all the time and chronically online. Dissociative drugs really drop that filter

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u/neobeguine 1d ago

Even better. They have meltdowns when they win. This is funnier than when my six year old cried because he didn't want to wear his Christmas tree bow tie to Christmas eve dinner and I said he didn't have to if he didn't want to.

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u/dibuuuuuuu 1d ago

They never seem to mature beyond a six year old in terms of expressing and understanding emotions

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u/Lizzebed 1d ago

This always happens with populists, opportunistic narcissistic bastards. They can't help but piss each other off, once you put them in a room with each other.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 1d ago

Right wingers are the most easily triggered people on planet earth. They have daily breakdowns about the stupidest things.

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u/SkyletteRose 1d ago

The MAGA hat is their participation trophy they bitched and complained about the snowflakes needing to feel like they amounted to something.

Nom nom motherfuckers

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u/SomeOldMon 1d ago

Yup, this is the big benefit of all the liberals leaving twitter. Now they have no one to troll to boost engagement but themselves. Glorious.

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u/flipflopsnpolos 1d ago

(chomps down on more popcorn)

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u/Windyvale 1d ago

They suddenly have to deal with…themselves.

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u/ilikedevo 1d ago

This is gonna be a great year. The psychos have no one to oppose them so they will eat each other. Dems have no power so it’s all on them. People seem to have forgotten that everyone that saddles up to Trump gets wrecked, and then writes a book about how much of an idiot he is. There’s gonna be a lot of books this year.

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u/algy888 1d ago

They are actually worse off in the house than they were for the last two years.

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u/TeaGlittering1026 1d ago

That guy isn't even in office yet and they're already eating each other. It brings a tear to my eye.

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u/numbskullerykiller 1d ago

Trump is pushing her.

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u/flipflopsnpolos 1d ago

That would be wild if he’s still doing extracurricular activities with Loomer and using her to knock Musk down a rung, because the President Musk memes are getting under his skin.

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u/numbskullerykiller 1d ago

Has to be. I don't know if he's wiping his moist diaper on her but I guarantee he's telling her to attack the clown. Then in Musk's presents he's like what? She's nuts. After the dust settles Loomer will still be eating dust and an outcast. Pure Stalin moves here.

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u/LivingIndependence 1d ago

And you won't hear ONE WORD of this on the news networks. I myself have only seen news about how musk is now using Ozempic to slim down for the holidays. Like, seriously CBS, THAT is all you have to report??

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u/Sad-Development-4153 1d ago

They are terrified of being sued by King Trump and his court. The 5th estate sold out.

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u/dibuuuuuuu 1d ago

Lmao, I love it. Once we started ignoring them and their inane bullshit, they have no one to fight with. And with personalities like that, it’s only inevitable they find someone to fight with for attention so they’re eating themselves

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u/tinydickslanger69 1d ago

Enron is so fuckin dumb. If only he just kept his mouth shut and played the long game nobody would be the wiser but NOOOOO the narcissism is just too strong with this one. Couldn't even make it to inauguration smh. What a fuckin loser. Is this cuck good at anything, like anything at all

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u/L2Sing 1d ago

He's very good at buying other people's work and claiming it as his own.

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u/I_Won-TheBattleOLife 1d ago

He's also good at stealing ideas from people, and books, and researchers, and claiming he'll be able to deliver them.

That's how he pumps the most overvalued meme coin of all- Tesla stock.

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u/JustASimpleManFett 1d ago

Making people wanna Luigi him?

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u/BigWhiteDog 1d ago

Something, something troublesome priest?

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u/hypatiaredux 1d ago

Money. He’s good for money.

I think he has the rich person’s delusion - that people sucking up to you for money means they actually like and respect you.

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u/loptopandbingo 1d ago

Does he truly have it though? Isn't all his stuff leveraged against all his other stuff?

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u/hypatiaredux 1d ago

Oh, I think President Musk is genuinely rich. But I would not be surprised to learn that, as with First Lady Trump, there is just a bit of exaggeration or even sleight-of-hand involved.

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u/LivingIndependence 1d ago

It's obvious that musk is trump's sugar daddy

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u/Zanura 1d ago

As the big orange shows, simply maintaining the appearance of having money can be a good substitute for actually having money.

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u/I_Won-TheBattleOLife 1d ago

He is definitely rich. How rich, I'm not sure.

Converting his Tesla stock (where most of his wealth is) into cash would definitely decrease his "net worth" but I have zero understanding of how that stuff actually plays out. I assume that as he sold off more and more stock, the share price would continuously plummet along with investor confidence.

That's why he has always made a big deal about not selling it (even though he has sold quite a bit and bought Twitter with stock as collateral)

His stock is a meme coin, kept afloat by his yearly public bullshit announcements. He's been one or two years away from building a city on Mars and full self driving for over a decade, with occasional side projects that promise a technological revolution and deliver nothing more than a shitty iteration of existing technology that is ludicrously overpriced.

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u/ConoXeno 1d ago

This is what strikes about Musk, he can’t shut up for a minute. Would love to lock him and Trump into a room together… for the foreseeable future

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u/TwpMun 1d ago

Don't be surprised if Loomer 'falls out of a window of a high building' sometime soon

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u/JMC1974 1d ago

Big if true

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u/Republicant_Party 1d ago

Looking into it 

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u/DerBingle78 1d ago

Concerning.

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u/GhostLadyShadow 1d ago

In all honesty...Loomer maybe the safe one here.

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u/undeadmanana 1d ago

Concerning.

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u/gracchusmaximus 1d ago

Musk may end up in trouble as well. as Trump loves to throw people under the bus. The guy tipped to run the FBI, Kash Patel, seems to want to turn the Bureau into the Gestapo.

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u/loptopandbingo 1d ago

seems to want to turn the Bureau into the Gestapo.

I'd be more surprised if that wasnt the plan

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u/LivingIndependence 1d ago

Also, being an immigrant with the questionable legal status that musk has, probably won't work out great for him in the end.

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u/Movedonnerlikeabitch 1d ago

They are going to Putinesque her ass

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u/LurkHereLurkThere 1d ago

Ah is that the the new russian word for defenestrate 😂

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u/crlthrn 1d ago

That'd be... concerning.

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u/GodsGayestTerrorist 1d ago

Naw, just some evidence of some illegal shit will start to peek out the water, and it'll create a week of commotion and outrage, and she'll be disgraced and replaced to save herself from investigation and accountability.

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u/DatDamGermanGuy 1d ago

And the best way to ignore somebody is retweeting her shit to your 100 Million followers…

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u/p8pes 1d ago

Barbra Streisand on consultations, apparently.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Streisand_effect

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u/Scary_Towel268 1d ago

Fight! Fight! Fight!

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u/fameistheproduct 1d ago

We all know Elon is scared to fight.

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u/sirhackenslash 1d ago

His mom won't let him

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u/tw_72 1d ago

"Hell hath no fury like a slut outflanked." - Patrick Jane (Simon Baker), The Mentalist

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u/trashleybanks 1d ago

“As he already has a beautiful wife, I’m not sure what role you’re trying to fill.”

She’s jealous as hell that she got dumped. 😂

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u/blagablagman 1d ago

She said it herself in this very message. Side piece. Her role.

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u/SweatyMcGenkins 1d ago

I was just thinking that! I was like, didn't she try cuddling up to him too?! They're all so insufferable, I can't believe these are the chuckleheads who are gonna ruin us all.

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u/martinsb12 1d ago

Damn this broken clock has been right 3 times today

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u/ForwardBodybuilder18 1d ago

When was Trump jailed? She says that Trump had been “deplatformed, jailed and attacked for the last 8 years”.

He wasn’t “deplatformed”. He ragequit Twitter to launch a far right alternative, and then went back to Twitter.

He’s not spent a single night in jail at any point in his life despite committing so many crimes.

Granted he’s been shot at, but the guy was missed and Trump won the election off the back of it.

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u/MarlenaEvans 1d ago

Trump got kicked off of SM in the wake of Jan 6. When everybody decided to kiss his butt again he got added back.

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u/GhostLadyShadow 1d ago

Elon stirred up the racists and xenophobes against him. I don't think he realizes how heavily armed they are, and in a post-Luigi world he just became enemy number 1 to these folks. This oligarchal tech bro-xenophonic white nationalist coaltion could never last. He thought it was about woke. It never was. They are just racists and xenophobes at the end of the day, and he is an immigrant from Africa. Again, I am a liberal, this will be fun to watch. I only feel bad for the innocent Indian folks who didn't ask for any of this. I am just surprised how little Elon knows about those on the right and how violent they are, or their entire worldview. He thought it was all about the anti-woke stuff. How ignorant. They eat their own.

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u/LivingIndependence 1d ago

I remember when Elon donned a cowboy (that was on backwards) and boots, which was a real..."Hello fellow cowboys" poser moment for him. It was the most pathetic..."pick me" moments I've ever seen

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u/Redragontoughstreet 1d ago edited 1d ago

Elon Musk is such a piece of shit he has me cheering on Laura loomer…….. what a world we live in.

I hope they both lose horribly at everything in life.

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u/a_minty_fart 1d ago

I did not have "agreeing with Laura Loomer" anywhere on my bingo card.

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u/tw_72 1d ago

Me neither. It felt creepy.

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u/Amelaclya1 1d ago

We probably still don't. Guaranteed that she is only objecting to this because she hates brown immigrants and not because she wants to protect American jobs.

I bet if Elon changed his stance to only import white people, all of MAGA would follow suit.

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u/cwatson214 1d ago

Never thought I'd agree with Mannequin Face, but here we are...

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u/PomeloPepper 1d ago

I'm not as conflicted as I should be on this. Which I find troubling.

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u/GallorKaal 1d ago

I don't want Loomer to win, I only want Musk to lose

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u/ResolutionOwn4933 1d ago

I love this infighting personally, I've stocked the pantry with popcorn.

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u/GhostLadyShadow 1d ago

It will be entertaining. Keep in mind Miller and the rest of the people in charge of immigration have not weighed in yet. I think Musk is overstepping here. Miller HATES H1B and he is in charge of policy for the White House.

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u/ResolutionOwn4933 1d ago

Agree, Musk is completely overstepping in my opinion. His goal for this is pretty transparent

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u/No-Appearance1145 1d ago

My husband and I got three bags of this strawberry popcorn. I'm about to put it to good use 😂

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u/judgingyouquietly 1d ago

Strawberry popcorn?

Go on…

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u/rellsell 1d ago

Holy shit, I’m actually agreeing with that twat?

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u/twec21 1d ago

Is it possible to be even less self aware than Laura Loomer calling Elon out for trying to be Trump's side piece?

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u/TuckerDidIt 1d ago

This is the comment I was looking for. Loomer calling someone else Trump's side piece is astounding. Man I love this sub.

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u/trashleybanks 1d ago

Yes, she got his attention. 😂 We were doing just fine ignoring her until you gave us a reason not to.

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u/javeng 1d ago edited 1d ago

To quote the Joker from "Under the Red Hood":

This is turning out to be even better than I hoped.

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u/ice_nyne 1d ago

“Trolling for attention”

Isn’t that the reason Musk posts?

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u/abbeyroad_39 1d ago

Isn't that the reason he bought Twitter?

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u/GallorKaal 1d ago

Isn't that also the reason he became president?

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u/abbeyroad_39 1d ago

touché 

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u/wantdafakyoubesh 1d ago

Bruh, this is literally college frat drama type stuff, I fucking love it!!!! Okay this is gold, actually gold.

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u/LowFloor5208 1d ago

The side pieces are fighting. At least we will have entertainment while they dismantle our democracy.

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u/trashleybanks 1d ago

Oh, and Trump isn’t the president, either. It’s not January yet lol

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u/GhostLadyShadow 1d ago

Yup, the infighting is in full swing, and who would have thought it would have been over H1B.

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u/rupees_al 1d ago

Anywhere else, this would be childish lol

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u/TodosLosPomegranates 1d ago

“Trying to become Trump’s side piece”

Coming from one of Trump’s literal side pieces is peak comedy.

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u/Separate-Owl369 1d ago

Just like Elon posts for attention. I ignore him, as well.

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u/joystickd 1d ago

Yeah him saying someone else is trolling for attention is peak irony.

He literally paid 45 billion dollars to do so!

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u/brihamedit 1d ago

How long until musk gets ejected.

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u/redditissoover 1d ago

Are there Vegas odds on this yet?

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u/Final_Dance_4593 1d ago

From the country? I have the over/under set at 1 year

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u/BigWhiteDog 1d ago

There's NOT enough popcorn in the world for this circus! 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/Ten-and-Two 1d ago

Anyone else find it a little funny that there are MAGA hipsters now? “I’ve liked trump way longer than you, Elon!” Lol.

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u/Den-ju 1d ago

"Mr. President Musk, sir, did I get your attention already? It’s really important that I got your attention."

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u/Starbrand62286 1d ago

It’s literally the only thing she’s known for

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u/tw_72 1d ago

being a side piece?

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u/Spazzola84 1d ago

I just threw up in my mouth... How am I agreeing with Laura Loomer?

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u/TarquinusSuperbus000 1d ago

Fuck her but even a broken clock is (mostly) right twice a day.

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u/avoidy 1d ago edited 1d ago

She really couldn't help herself at the end there, always has to come back to "white Americans" and the usual nationalistic "great replacement" rhetoric. Even though keeping it to just "Americans" would've given her message wider appeal to people who don't already know that she's a self described white nationalist, she still just had to put it out there to make it real clear that she's only here for you if you're white. Wouldn't be a Loomer post without it.

I'll never understand how the Republican party gets support from non-white demographics when their reps would burn a cross on your yard if they knew it wouldn't be traced back to them. The only joyful thing about watching a Republican melt down is that a Republican will go full blown unhinged with the terminally online rhetoric (the wife allegations were admittedly pretty funny, lmao), whereas Dems tend to be pretty spineless; ever since Trump won, most of them have been desperately "seeking common ground" with people they called fascists last week. If you're an American and you're in pretty much any marginalized group, your only viable political groups are a party whose candidates openly despise people like you, or a party that desperately wants to "find common ground" with the people who openly hate you.

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u/Onebrokegerrrl 1d ago

“Are you not entertained”? I am absolutely loving the infighting. Keep it coming! 🍿🍿🍿

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u/loptopandbingo 1d ago

No one look behind the curtain! I am the great and powerful Elon!

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u/W0666007 1d ago

Loomer is trolling for attention. Don't pay attention to it as I magnify her tweet's reach 100-fold.

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u/edwinstone 1d ago

Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point.

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u/thesleepymermaid 1d ago

-insert popcorn eating meme-

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u/TrumpdUP 1d ago

First time I’m ever rooting for Loomer. Let it all spill. Get people to turn on this asshat.

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u/woodyarmadillo11 1d ago

I mean I gotta say I do love the infighting. Saw it coming from a mile away, but still. We’re just getting started.

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u/Divacai 1d ago

He’s not even in office yet 🤣

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u/baroquesun 1d ago

Spitting facts while simultaneously being batshit insane. Huh.

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u/GodsGayestTerrorist 1d ago

Imagine getting into a loud public argument about who sucks Daddy Donald's toes the hardest...

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u/CoolToZool 1d ago

This belongs on r/SelfAwarewolves too: How do you write out a whole diatribe against someone for using his money to gain power and influence from the highest seat of power, and never once realise that the person you're upholding as noble and worthy and rightful ruler actually just the worst political prostitute in modern history?

Like, you pretty much called Trump a fucking sell-out and you're acting like Elon is the whole problem for being the highest bidder, but that's the whole point of the übercapitalism you guys worship.

If individuals buying the power of government fills you with that much revulsion, shouldn't some of that be directed at the person who decided that under-the-table deals were unseemly only in the lack of rapid profitability, and instead sent tacky gold 'Cabinet Vacancies For Sale - no experience needed, no actual work required' flyers to his fellow billionaires?

Elon is not intelligent enough to be that manipulative; Trump courted all the people who are taking these positions and writing these (concepts of) policies that only serve their own wealth-hoarding interests.

How dumb do you have to be to spend that many paragraphs dissing Elon and not notice that you could sum up what you just said as "Trump let you buy power you don't deserve, or he is so grossly unqualified for the job that he didn't notice your flagrant manoeuvres that are obvious to everyone else". But, no, she's still proud to have voted for him.

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u/ArchelonPIP 1d ago

A rare instance in which Elon is correct while engaging in projection BUT starting to suffer the consequences of his behavior as an overvalued narcissistic egomaniac that wants to be POTUS by proxy? What a combo!

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u/McCool303 1d ago

Someone is mad Trump has a new bottom.

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u/bnelson7694 1d ago

Imma side with the cartoon face lady on this one…

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u/mindless-prostate 1d ago

He was just better at sucking cock than you Laura

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u/Mindless-Leader-936 1d ago

He’s not even in office yet and already they’re turning on each other. This is so messy. And I’m absolutely here for it 🍿

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u/OverEducation6572 1d ago

Now this truly is leopards ate my face. Spend years turning twitter into a nazi platform then get shocked when its only nazis in your replies. Imagine my shock.

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u/purplegladys2022 1d ago

So much projection...

BTW, when was Trump in jail?? I'd have been baking cakes to celebrate the occasion.

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u/camofluff 1d ago

What Americans in power do on social media is honestly so embarrassing...

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u/ptrang1987 1d ago

Gosh, the presidency hadn’t even begun yet and there’s already fighting. I cannot wait for real show

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u/Lifekraft 1d ago

He totally helped trulp get elected though. Without him buying twitter and flooding every network 50 time a day im not sure it would have been possible

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u/DR0P574R 1d ago

Someone’s gonna offer someone a baby 👶

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u/Huth_S0lo 1d ago

Concerning

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u/il_the_dinosaur 1d ago

Right wingers realising what it does to their movement if you have absolutely no integrity. Everyone has no integrity and they bite you.

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u/doc_brietz 1d ago

I actually agree with her somewhat. This is crazy but i love it.

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u/LordBunnyWhale 1d ago

All that mushroom with cheese for nothing.

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u/IguaneRouge 1d ago

It's funny they can correctly peg Elon as a greedy opportunistic con artist but just can't see that in Trump.

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u/Dense-Ad-5780 1d ago

Loomer doesn’t understand trump isn’t president. Musk, thiel, bezos etc are. You all sold out to the oligarchy.

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u/Sosleepy_Lars 1d ago

Who knows, with Trump being a Putin-Fan, maybe they will start to fall out of windows and from balconies soon.

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u/Crafty_Effective_995 1d ago

First we drink. Then we feast.

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u/humchacho 1d ago

Oops, the “algorithm” decided to deplatform you. What a coincidence.

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u/Superguy766 1d ago

I wasn’t expecting eating each other’s faces. 🔥

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u/Vogel-Kerl 1d ago

T'would really suck if this infighting had lethal outcomes. /s

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u/joystickd 1d ago

She only just now realised billionaires buy their way into influencing politicians to regulate things their way?

Wait till she finds out the guy she loves having as the elected president is not shy of a dollar and totally not in the job to line the pockets of himself and his family/sycophants...

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u/falcopilot 1d ago

Yes, Ms. Loomer- Trump already has a beautiful wife... Let's not confuse the issue by bringing that immigrant up though.

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u/_aaine_ 1d ago

She be crazier than a bag full of cats but damn this is entertaining. And she's really giving it to Space Karen, damn.

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u/AverageOhioUser69 1d ago

Glorious. Absolutely glorious. And you know what the icing on the cake is?

Trump hasn’t even been sworn in yet.

Buckle up everyone, it’s gonna be a wild 4-years

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u/LivingIndependence 1d ago

It's going to be 4 straight years of Jerry Springer level shenanigans. Exactly why the major news network pushed for his re-election, since they're all just clickbait trashy tabloids now

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u/Dapper_Platform_1222 1d ago

At least the collapse of American power is entertaining. It would be great if it didn't have to happen. Since it is happening it's a blessing that it's amusing.

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u/lMRlROBOT 1d ago

Man trump is not a president yet and fallout has started

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u/lazy_calamity 1d ago

Fight! Fight! Fight!

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u/ItBeginsAndEndsInYou 1d ago

These leopards are now partaking in cannibalism

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u/Adorable_Ad6045 1d ago

Really slick way to steer the narrative, Leon.

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u/Adorable_Ad6045 1d ago

Trump is beyond compromised.

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u/GarBagE_PaIL-FaiL 1d ago

Lots of big ego grifters vying for attention and relevance. What could possibly go wrong??? 🤔💭

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u/werther595 1d ago

LOL, Loomer thinks Elon isn't president! Sorry you still have Trump's stain on your blue dress, but the man can't even ties his shoes. He's cooked, done, bought and paid for.

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u/IAmALiarSorry 1d ago

He’s probably jacking off his gross cock while reading this over and over out loud to himself.

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u/kgal1298 1d ago

I mean I really do wonder who’s going to last in Trumps circle this time 😂

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u/nomebi 1d ago

Heartwarming. Worst people you know are fighting

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u/prickinthewall 1d ago

When they eat each others' faces it's even more satisfying.

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u/Donk33punch 1d ago

Soooo...one side-piece is jealous of the other..?

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u/deep_pants_mcgee 1d ago

She doesn't have the checkmark any more or any followers. Guess she ruffled Elon's panties a bit.

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u/Bakewitch 1d ago

Set to “Arms of an Angel” by Sarah McLachlan: Won’t you give just $5 to help support research into the epidemic of Leopard obesity? These leopards are just trying to survive in zoos, in the wild, but they’re all now obese & can’t exercise. The quality of leopard life is in jeopardy. Please give.”

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u/neophenx 21h ago

..... I did not have "agreeing with Laura Loomer" on my bingo card. Anybody got that space?

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u/Anxious_Weird9972 1d ago

It's not in fighting,  it's a distraction. Trump has just outsourced the wall of noise.