r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

People surprised Elon actually IS NOT paying them back for signatures.

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 7h ago

u/Upper-Life3860, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/Starbrand62286 1d ago

Who would have ever thought you couldn’t trust a guy like Elon?

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u/WanderingBraincell 1d ago

dude was literally born 80% fElon

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u/PnPaper 15h ago

A billionaire not paying his bills  - truly unheard of. /s

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u/ResolutionOwn4933 1d ago

I mean Trump doesn't pay his tab in cities where he has rallies at, this par for the course.

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u/BellyDancerEm 1d ago

You think he got to be the richest person on the planet by actually paying people?

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u/Rice_Auroni 1d ago

Should really start selling trump shit to these morons

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u/anosmia1974 1d ago

Maybe even literally. If I shat in a box and told them it was Trump’s shit—if I told them a plumber at Mar-a-Lago retrieved it for me—would they believe me and pay top dollar for it? I think some of them would.

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u/ferkinatordamn 1d ago

Just shit in a diaper, it's that much more believable

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u/Rice_Auroni 10h ago

Try it dude. Just maybe epoxy it in a resin to make it legit, and put a metal nameplate saying " Log dropped by Trump during Trump visit 05/14/2023" or something. And wrap it in a shiny "golden" bow. Also maybe spray paint the turd gold and say that it literally turned into this colour after he left blessing your house. 1000 dollars or someone's best offer because you're in dire straights due to a break in from an angry antifa liberal, that you were only protected because the gleaming aura of your golden Trump turd repelled them like the demons they are but not after causing suffering and damage to your home and wellbeing

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u/Head-Attention7438 1d ago

instead of a payment - you get to lose your health insurance !

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u/trashleybanks 1d ago

I think any petition that has paid signatures should be void. Also: fuck these losers haha

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u/TerryTheEnlightend 1d ago

These guys should asked those ‘lottery winners’ that got ICS MegaBux for signing their souls to Count Elmo to spot them the funds

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u/bnelson7694 1d ago

My morality is spiraling farther down with all of this. These rubes are such low hanging fruit! I’m going to snap and concoct a way to take their money one day. MMW.

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u/Leakylocks 1d ago

Just wait until Trump drops dead, print up the tackiest t-shirt design you can think of (as long as it has Trump's face, a flag, some corny ass text, and slap an eagle and a gun on there for good measure) and you're guaranteed to make a profit.

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u/bnelson7694 1d ago

Ingenious idea. Absolutely ingenious. God bless him and keep him… etc.

If I make enough to retire I’ll get ahold of you. Don’t delete this account!!

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u/Merijeek2 1d ago

"I violated election laws and barely got paid. Unfair!"

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u/MapsPKMNGirlsAnime 1d ago

[insert office meme of Jim showing Michael he's in a pyramid scheme]

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u/RickyMAustralia 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/HeyItsBearald 1d ago

These morons threw their vote for an imaginary $47 dollars. They deserve EVERYTHING coming

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u/Leakylocks 1d ago

I voted for Harris and got my check. It was a useless petition. Referred my mom and she got 100 bucks too and also voted for Harris.

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u/PrettyHopsMachine 1d ago

My brother did the same. PA

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u/RamonaQ-JunieB 1d ago

What on earth would make them believe they could trust anything that Elon said?

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u/Barack_Odrama_007 1d ago

They got Musk’d.

I will say conservatives are an extremely easy group to fleece.

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u/Ok_Description1551 1d ago

They should start a class action.

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u/Prowlthang 1d ago

How are there not election integrity investigations by the DOJ about this stuff.

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u/lollipop999 1d ago

They all about to find out why he's a billionaire

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u/xboxwirelessmic 1d ago

So they all gave him their bank details?

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia 1d ago

"Dude, I'm 50 billion dollars richer since the election.

Thanks, rubes.

Get bent."

- Elon

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u/john_the_quain 1d ago

“For a small fee of $9.99, you can get a blue check mark and you’ll be eligible to file an application for an application to apply for the money (with a small handling fee).”

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u/22poppills 1d ago

Dumbasses trusting a billionaire to hold his promise.

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u/Livid_Parsnip6190 1d ago

"Note: Checks will not be honored."

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u/th3_st0rm 1d ago

I have a concept of thoughts and prayers for all of them.

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u/ChroniclesOfSarnia 1d ago

I just released some gas from my ass in their honor.

Lest we forget the memory of the MAGA faithful.

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u/RabidTurtl 1d ago

Isnt paying people to vote illegal? 

Like yeah I know, rhey commit crimes all the time so nothing new. Just wanting to know what more crimes to toss on the pile.

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u/mycatisblackandtan 22h ago

I'm just flabbergasted at this point. Not that these people fell for it, of course they did, but that Elon is being so clearly naked about how little he gives a fuck about his supporters. To the point he can't even tweet out a basic 'concerning' or 'looking into this' to quell their anger. It's really clear he feels he's better/above dealing with them now... Which isn't surprising, but what is surprising is that he's willing to go mask off before he's even in truly in power.

Pissing off the portion of the electorate who isn't well known for their impulse control and who are VERY well known for their love of violence and guns seems like a stupid move. They'll never do anything to harm Trump but Elon is absolutely making himself into a prime target for them to take their anger out on.

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u/Lagamorph 17h ago

Whomp whomp

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u/jilliandanar 16h ago

[team@theamericapac.org](mailto:team@theamericapac.org)

I emailed this address saying they never sent any checks and I got two people to sign up. I got one the next day, so it was just my timing I guess, But the other day I got two more checks. Not sure if it will still work.

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u/portablezombie 16h ago

You sold out your country for $47. Keep the receipt - hopefully we, the people, will someday be able to pay you back in kind...

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u/missbethd 1d ago

good grief. stupid should hurt.

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u/VIDEOgameDROME 1d ago

He's a deadbeat dad what did you expect?

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u/AverageOhioUser69 1d ago

Oh please like Trump hasn’t been doing the same thing (conning) for years

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u/saltyourhash 1d ago

Paying for PAC signatures has to be the most hilarious tscric by the "the left pays protestors" crowd

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u/purplegladys2022 1d ago

So much stupid.

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u/chasmicvoid 1d ago

These people are truly hopeless. Every day I see this I am reminded that I’m surrounded by idiots. It’s so frustrating.

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u/Melodic_Mulberry 15h ago

Wow! Another fucking grift! Who could've guessed?!

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u/SolSeekerPhoto 14h ago

So we've sunk to billionaires just buying voters at this point, and that's not even the main story. Billionaires stiffing the voters they bought is the story which is a perfect preview of what America voted for. We deserve what's coming.

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u/Ok_Cardiologist_673 14h ago

$47 is what they’ll get paid at the camps.

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u/LostTrisolarin 13h ago

You don't become the richest man in the world by paying people well.

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u/buzz8588 1d ago

He didn’t even pay the Twitter remote workers he fired immediately after he took over which was part of their contracts. I know someone who is still fighting to get his severance. How can someone be so greedy.

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u/CalendarAggressive11 22h ago

This meltdown is the Christmas gift I didn't expect

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u/MajesticsEleven 12h ago

Second class citizens realizing they are just as second class as the rest of us