r/LeopardsAteMyFace • u/Intelligent_Nose_826 • 1d ago

MAGA Turns on DOGE

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u/Melphor 1d ago

Unfortunately for you Elon’s into pegging.

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u/dragalcat 1d ago

I dunno… He strikes me as one of those guys so afraid to enjoy his butt that he won’t even wash it.

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u/DakezO 1d ago

He does give off dirty ass vibes

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u/marklar_the_malign 1d ago

It’s to emulate daddy Trump.

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u/jpopimpin777 1d ago

He'll start wearing a diaper soon.

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u/StarkyPants555 1d ago edited 1d ago

He looks like he doesnt wear underwear with jeans and considers jumping in a pool as good as a bath.

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u/ClearDark19 1d ago

When men are so homophobic they can't enjoy heterosexual with women, shame other men for having certain types of heterosexual sex with women, and won't even practice the most basic of hygiene they should have learned in elementary school and mastered by/in middle school.

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u/Iamthewalrusforreal 1d ago

Red Foxx nailed it. "YOU GOTTA WASH YOUR ASS!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

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u/dragalcat 1d ago

I don’t know how I didn’t know about this guy before; that was gold

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u/Iamthewalrusforreal 1d ago

Oh shit, watch some old Sanford & Son episodes! Redd Foxx was a riot.

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u/VetDisabilityTroll 1d ago

I wasn't taught to douche my ass in elementary school. But then again, I didn't attend a Catholic school.

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u/Apprehensive-Fly4635 1d ago

Won't wash his balls because that's gay/s

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u/PreciousTater311 1d ago

He also won't wipe it because touching his own butt would be gay woke.

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u/fingerscrossedcoup 1d ago

He felt violated once when his finger tore through the toilet paper and stole his virginity. Now it's an undisturbed crime scene. Never to be clean again.

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u/DataCassette 1d ago

Cybertracks

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u/SnowflakeSWorker 1d ago

CyberTRUCKS 😂🚙🛻

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u/Yakostovian 1d ago

I thought people like this were a myth. And then I met one.

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u/jon_hendry 1d ago

He seems like a nevernude

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u/JGrabs 1d ago

His next date should use a pineapple.

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u/SloWi-Fi 1d ago

His best date is a pineapple that gets cored then heated gently...

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u/Throwawayac1234567 1d ago

an unripe pineapple specifically.

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u/Indydad1978 1d ago

Hey! No kink shaming…making fun of how dumb he is is perfectly fine.

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u/Namaslayy 1d ago

IGNORE.

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u/ClearDark19 1d ago

I agree with the others. Elon leaks waaaaaay too much narcissistic insecurity to be into being pegged by a woman. Men who are into being pegged are, generally speaking, more secure with themselves and their masculinity ^(ahem, ourselves....) , and not really hung up so much on gender roles and stuff. Elon is Manosphere adjacent. He would almost certainly view pegging as "degeneracy" and "men submitting to women and enabling women to be out of their natural place". A male Narcissist wouldn't be into being pegged by women. Especially not one with misogynistic and far-Right views on top of the Narcissism.

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u/1Original1 1d ago

Trump definitely is, there's an entire swathe of evidence that Melania is just his Dom

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u/DelmarSamil 1d ago

Thought that was figging... Huh, eh.

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u/Bloated_Plaid 1d ago

You can’t make babies that way…

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u/AnotherDoubtfulGuest 1d ago

He’s absolutely not comfortable enough in his fishbelly skin or with his sexuality for it.

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u/squidlips69 1d ago

He's into baby furry cosplay. That's already established.

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u/tymp-anistam 1d ago

Hoo man a comma would have kept me from reading that over n over again

I need some sleep