r/LeopardsAteMyFace 1d ago

President Elon says the quiet part out loud.

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u/JustSomebody56 1d ago

Don’t insult carrots!

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u/wack_overflow 1d ago

Im mean, they do make terrible brain material

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u/According-Insect-992 1d ago

I feel like that's a fair criticism. I'll allow it.

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u/Upper-Station743 1d ago

Having a vegetable as brain material is better than whatever is currently rotting in MAGA's head right now...

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u/Own-Cupcake7586 1d ago

I needed an orange vegetable, I found one. Substitute yams, if you’d like.

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u/AndreasVesalius 1d ago

The fuck did yams ever do to you?

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u/TheCheshireCody 1d ago

They know damned well what they did.

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u/drone42 1d ago

Masquerading as sweet potatoes but they're not even in the same fucking family! Yams are in the Lily family! Lying bastards...

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u/incognegro1976 1d ago

Yams aren't sweet potatoes?!

My whole life is a lie

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u/drone42 1d ago

And sweet potatoes aren't even goddamn proper potatoes, they're in the morning glory family.

It's lies all the way down, kid.

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u/-MotherMaidenCrone- 1d ago

God damn 😭

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u/AndHeWas 1d ago

Slaves called some types of sweet potatoes "yams" because they resembled actual yams in Africa. Some people still call them that, but in the US if you refer to a sweet potato as a "yam" on a label, you have to include "sweet potato" as well. I think it would be best if we only used the word "yam" to refer to real yams, especially since both are available (in larger cities, at least) now.

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u/hourofthevoid 1d ago

They know yam well

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u/Own-Cupcake7586 1d ago

Oh, they know what they did. Sweet-potato-impersonating little lumps.

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u/Coruscafire9 1d ago

Yes, 'the malignant yam' is my personal favorite

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u/bitofagrump 1d ago

Hell no. Yams are delicious.

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u/SneakyDeaky123 1d ago

There’s one in Mara-Lago rn

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u/ElectronicPOBox 1d ago

Alternate yams 🍆

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u/sunflower_love 1d ago

I’ll insult whatever I like—especially when it’s an inanimate object. This joke is so played out.

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u/LeeKinanus 1d ago

And the angel of the lord came unto me Snatching me up from my place of slumber And took me on high and higher still Until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own Midwest And as we descended cries of impending doom rose from the soil One thousand nay a million voices full of fear And terror possessed me then And I begged Angel of the Lord what are these tortured screams? And the angel said unto me These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard Tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat Like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers! Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus

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u/icannothelpit 1d ago

I'm on mobile browser so it took a few clicks to make sure everything was right in the universe. Amen. 

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u/rattusprat 1d ago

But Rob Schneider is full MAGA. Insulting carrots is fair game now.

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u/Aggravating_Wonder11 1d ago

Carrots are good for you!

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u/DecentAct9713 1d ago

The Welsh word for carrots is moron.